Boy finds live snake in cereal

Player-X · May 5th, 2005, 06:05

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Boy finds live snake in cereal A five-year-old boy reached into his breakfast cereal box - and came face to face with a live snake.

Jordan Willett, from Telford, thought he'd found a free toy in the box of Golden Puffs, reports the Shropshire Star.

But he ran out of the kitchen when the two foot long corn snake reared up its head.

Jordan was making himself breakfast, while his dad Lee Loveitt enjoyed a lie-in.

Mr Loveitt said the snake had been slithering around in the box, outside the unopened cereal wrapper.

He said: "The first I knew of it was when I heard Jordan screaming from the kitchen."

Local Netto store manager Steven Humphries said he was shocked. An investigation has been launched.

Generic cereal:Now with a live reptile in every box!

MaZa · May 5th, 2005, 09:25

How the hell it managed to get in there.

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ChankastRules · May 5th, 2005, 09:53

was it chinese cereals? fresh snake is very delicate food over there.

MaZa · May 5th, 2005, 10:01

Hehehe... maybe they misunderstood word 'fresh' a little bit.

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Quatro · May 5th, 2005, 13:20

now thats something you don't come across everyday

hmmm... better shake my cereals before I buy it then

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KanedA · May 5th, 2005, 13:47

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Originally Posted by Quatro

now thats something you don't come across everyday

hmmm... better shake my cereals before I buy it then

X-ray would be better, shakeing a snake can make him angry

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ka0s · May 5th, 2005, 20:51

Good thing I don't eat cereal, but between this and the lady finding a finger in her Wendy's chili, I am scared to eat food now.

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ChankastRules · May 5th, 2005, 21:04

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Good thing I don't eat cereal, but between this and the lady finding a finger in her Wendy's chili, I am scared to eat food now.

I guess I shouldn't tell you about the lady who found a penis in her ketchup bottle in that case.

KanedA · May 5th, 2005, 21:43

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I guess I shouldn't tell you about the lady who found a penis in her ketchup bottle in that case.

whaaaa????

....

this one's tight

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**Kane** · May 5th, 2005, 21:47

What the woman or the fit in the Ketchup bottle?

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KanedA · May 5th, 2005, 21:53

both (if it's true history

)

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ChankastRules · May 5th, 2005, 22:40

It was in Sweden, and it was ketchup made in Turkey, however after analysing it it turned out to be the penis from some sort of animal and not a human. ( I haven't bought any ketchup from Turkey since )

ka0s · May 6th, 2005, 00:56

lol
Anyone remember a related scene in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle?

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MaZa · May 6th, 2005, 08:24

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Originally Posted by ChankastRules

It was in Sweden, and it was ketchup made in Turkey, however after analysing it it turned out to be the penis from some sort of animal and not a human. ( I haven't bought any ketchup from Turkey since )

Yup, i can confirm that story. It was even in newspapers here in Finland.

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KanedA · May 6th, 2005, 09:06

good it's not human penis, 'couse it couldbe that one cut off from that man on the movie I saw some time in internet

you probable have seen it too

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MaZa · May 6th, 2005, 09:09

Errr.... I'd rather not... Just thinking about something happening to my little MaZa jr. is making me feel painfull.

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KanedA · May 6th, 2005, 09:12

heh, are we going off topic? or it's just my imagination

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MaZa · May 6th, 2005, 09:14

Oh wait, sorry, we are badly offtopic.

I remembered this was thread about that "special moisturizer". In that thread this would have been somwhat loosely ontopic.

I'll shuddap now.

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KanedA · May 6th, 2005, 09:38

from the othere side... snake is a 'snake' if you know what I mean

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demon16 · May 6th, 2005, 09:58

To tell you the truth I wouldn't want my breakfast to bite back so I would stay away from cereal for awhile if I lived there.

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May 5th, 2005, 09:25	#2
MaZa !!!METAL UNCLE!!! Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Finland Posts: 1,951	How the hell it managed to get in there. __________________ Athlon XP 2600+ Barton, 1GB 333mhz DDR RAM, NVidia 6800GT, 2x160GB HD + gainward 3d glasses :fart:

May 5th, 2005, 09:53	#3
ChankastRules NextGenerationGaymulation Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Sweden ( Proud Game Developer ) Posts: 2,775	was it chinese cereals? fresh snake is very delicate food over there.

May 5th, 2005, 10:01	#4
MaZa !!!METAL UNCLE!!! Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Finland Posts: 1,951	Hehehe... maybe they misunderstood word 'fresh' a little bit. __________________ Athlon XP 2600+ Barton, 1GB 333mhz DDR RAM, NVidia 6800GT, 2x160GB HD + gainward 3d glasses :fart:

May 5th, 2005, 13:20	#5
Quatro Just visiting ^_^ Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Laguna Posts: 8,299	now thats something you don't come across everyday hmmm... better shake my cereals before I buy it then __________________ - when you think that you have accomplish so much, many think of it as so little...

May 5th, 2005, 20:51	#7
ka0s Kancho Assassin Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: NJ, USA Posts: 1,035	Good thing I don't eat cereal, but between this and the lady finding a finger in her Wendy's chili, I am scared to eat food now. __________________ Shuttle SN41G2 XPC 1.6 AMD Duron -=- 512MB PC 2700 OCZ Memory 80GB WE Caviar SE -=- Liteon 48x24x48 CD-RW Optical Drive Abit 9600XT VIVO

May 5th, 2005, 21:47	#10
Kane 邪魔ゎ指せない Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Gosport, England Posts: 26,303	What the woman or the fit in the Ketchup bottle? __________________ >Site Live< Pop over to my site for help with setting up PSX emulators. Help for the Final Fantasies and other RPGs avalaible Celes: (Desktop) Phenom II X4, 4Gb DDR2, GeForce 8800 GTS 320Mb, 32Gb OCZ Vertex SSD, 500Gb RAID HDD, Windows 7 Home Premium Erika: (MCPC) Revo3610, Windows 7 Home Premium Kimiko: (Craptop) HP Mini 210

May 5th, 2005, 21:53	#11
KanedA PS2 PAL[v9], PS3Slim PAL Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: PolanD Posts: 5,362	both (if it's true history ) __________________

May 5th, 2005, 22:40	#12
ChankastRules NextGenerationGaymulation Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Sweden ( Proud Game Developer ) Posts: 2,775	It was in Sweden, and it was ketchup made in Turkey, however after analysing it it turned out to be the penis from some sort of animal and not a human. ( I haven't bought any ketchup from Turkey since )

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ka0s Kancho Assassin Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: NJ, USA Posts: 1,035	lol Anyone remember a related scene in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle? __________________ Shuttle SN41G2 XPC 1.6 AMD Duron -=- 512MB PC 2700 OCZ Memory 80GB WE Caviar SE -=- Liteon 48x24x48 CD-RW Optical Drive Abit 9600XT VIVO

May 6th, 2005, 09:06	#15
KanedA PS2 PAL[v9], PS3Slim PAL Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: PolanD Posts: 5,362	good it's not human penis, 'couse it couldbe that one cut off from that man on the movie I saw some time in internet you probable have seen it too __________________

May 6th, 2005, 09:09	#16
MaZa !!!METAL UNCLE!!! Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Finland Posts: 1,951	Errr.... I'd rather not... Just thinking about something happening to my little MaZa jr. is making me feel painfull. __________________ Athlon XP 2600+ Barton, 1GB 333mhz DDR RAM, NVidia 6800GT, 2x160GB HD + gainward 3d glasses :fart:

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KanedA PS2 PAL[v9], PS3Slim PAL Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: PolanD Posts: 5,362	heh, are we going off topic? or it's just my imagination __________________

May 6th, 2005, 09:14	#18
MaZa !!!METAL UNCLE!!! Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Finland Posts: 1,951	Oh wait, sorry, we are badly offtopic. I remembered this was thread about that "special moisturizer". In that thread this would have been somwhat loosely ontopic. I'll shuddap now. __________________ Athlon XP 2600+ Barton, 1GB 333mhz DDR RAM, NVidia 6800GT, 2x160GB HD + gainward 3d glasses :fart:

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KanedA PS2 PAL[v9], PS3Slim PAL Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: PolanD Posts: 5,362	from the othere side... snake is a 'snake' if you know what I mean __________________

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