Semen moisturiser big in Mexico

Player-X · May 5th, 2005, 06:04

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Semen moisturiser big in Mexico A face moisturiser made out of semen has been launched in Mexico.

Porn star Lyn May, who is in her sixties, is behind the company producing the cream.

Mrs May swears that the Semen moisturizer is capable of erasing wrinkles and leaves skin soft.

She told Las Ultimas Noticias: "I select attractive young man and pay them for their semen that is mixed with honey and oats to create the moisturiser."

It's the return of the semen related news

hellmasterx · May 5th, 2005, 06:42

this is the dream job for kirby!

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KanedA · May 5th, 2005, 07:28

Player-X you could post a pic of that pr0n star

with it we could se those wonders, that this cream make

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**Kellicros** · May 5th, 2005, 07:32

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Originally Posted by KanedA

Player-X you could post a pic of that pr0n star

with it we could se those wonders, that this cream make

Googled.

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K.I.L.E.R · May 5th, 2005, 15:37

She looks like a dude with a female body.
I guess that's what happens when you use semen moisturiser.

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Boltzmann · May 5th, 2005, 15:40

One word: quackery.

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MaZa · May 5th, 2005, 15:58

This is sickest news i have heard for a while... That would be, (looks for earler semen related news) about few days.

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**Scar_T** · May 5th, 2005, 18:21

Believe me, NOBODY WANTS to see lin may, is damn awful!!!!!!!!!

But if you are crazy enough:

http://www.reportedf985.com.mx/ultim...foto.php?id=97

damn it, i'm gonna puke.

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MaZa · May 5th, 2005, 19:40

Good lord... Even her head is twice wider than her shoulders.

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ka0s · May 5th, 2005, 20:46

double ew, at rubbing semen on your face and at that ugly "woman"

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Mr. Killjoy · May 5th, 2005, 22:29

What's a moisturiser? It's not in my book here

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Boltzmann · May 6th, 2005, 02:20

http://education.yahoo.com/reference...ry/moisturizer

"A cosmetic lotion or cream applied to the skin to counter dryness."

BTW, seeing that "woman" made me want to puke

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KanedA · May 6th, 2005, 07:39

just saw that picture and I ask... what creature is that?

(it's good I eate my breakfast earlier

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Mr. Killjoy · May 6th, 2005, 11:11

I guess it's no problem for porn actresses, they love to have lots of 'lotion' on the body

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Proto · May 6th, 2005, 13:47

ewww... I just hope this doesn't screw up what little reputation we have left

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KanedA · May 6th, 2005, 13:54

what reputation??

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**Kurbster** · May 6th, 2005, 14:22

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Originally Posted by hellmasterx

this is the dream job for kirby!

I was thinking that too.....but pescos suck

tsh tsh tsh....something as pure as semen being mixed with additives and preservatives. What a sin. Women diserve the pure stuff

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what reputation??

something about a family friendly site....beats me what elly was smoking when he said that...

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KanedA · May 6th, 2005, 14:40

ohhhhhhhhhh that... one, I was thinking about something else

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**Kurbster** · May 6th, 2005, 16:12

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Originally Posted by Scar_T

Believe me, NOBODY WANTS to see lin may, is damn awful!!!!!!!!!

But if you are crazy enough:

http://www.reportedf985.com.mx/ultim...foto.php?id=97

damn it, i'm gonna puke.

for 60 years old, she's not that bad. Could use a new head though

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Phoenix · May 6th, 2005, 16:59

haha you just run to see a photo of lin may, she's one of the ugliest women I've ever seen, not to mention that some guys are in love with her and had their fantasies

I don't know why you make such a scandal over the sperm thing, some perfumes actuallly do use whale sperm in order to retain the fragance, so you've been putting on whale sperm in your cheeks without noticing it...

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May 5th, 2005, 06:42	#2
hellmasterx He's watching you. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: RD Posts: 1,221	this is the dream job for kirby! __________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------- Boom Boom Dollar!!!!!! pushing all the buttons!!!

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KanedA PS2 PAL[v9], PS3Slim PAL Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: PolanD Posts: 5,362	Player-X you could post a pic of that pr0n star with it we could se those wonders, that this cream make __________________

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K.I.L.E.R Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,338	She looks like a dude with a female body. I guess that's what happens when you use semen moisturiser. __________________ Agent of love and justice, beautiful Sailor Senshi Sailor Moon.

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Boltzmann Retired Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jundiaí - São Paulo - Brazil Posts: 8,876	One word: quackery. __________________ "Let be be finale of seem. The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream." - Wallace Stevens Me on Twitter

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MaZa !!!METAL UNCLE!!! Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Finland Posts: 1,951	This is sickest news i have heard for a while... That would be, (looks for earler semen related news) about few days. __________________ Athlon XP 2600+ Barton, 1GB 333mhz DDR RAM, NVidia 6800GT, 2x160GB HD + gainward 3d glasses :fart:

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Scar_T Emu author Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 83	Believe me, NOBODY WANTS to see lin may, is damn awful!!!!!!!!! But if you are crazy enough: http://www.reportedf985.com.mx/ultim...foto.php?id=97 damn it, i'm gonna puke. __________________ Scar_T - Parasite Coder

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MaZa !!!METAL UNCLE!!! Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Finland Posts: 1,951	Good lord... Even her head is twice wider than her shoulders. __________________ Athlon XP 2600+ Barton, 1GB 333mhz DDR RAM, NVidia 6800GT, 2x160GB HD + gainward 3d glasses :fart:

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ka0s Kancho Assassin Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: NJ, USA Posts: 1,035	double ew, at rubbing semen on your face and at that ugly "woman" __________________ Shuttle SN41G2 XPC 1.6 AMD Duron -=- 512MB PC 2700 OCZ Memory 80GB WE Caviar SE -=- Liteon 48x24x48 CD-RW Optical Drive Abit 9600XT VIVO

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Boltzmann Retired Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jundiaí - São Paulo - Brazil Posts: 8,876	http://education.yahoo.com/reference...ry/moisturizer "A cosmetic lotion or cream applied to the skin to counter dryness." BTW, seeing that "woman" made me want to puke __________________ "Let be be finale of seem. The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream." - Wallace Stevens Me on Twitter

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KanedA PS2 PAL[v9], PS3Slim PAL Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: PolanD Posts: 5,362	just saw that picture and I ask... what creature is that? (it's good I eate my breakfast earlier ) __________________

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Mr. Killjoy Translator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Somewhere I don't belong (La Rochelle, France) Posts: 7,829	I guess it's no problem for porn actresses, they love to have lots of 'lotion' on the body __________________ CPU: Core 2 Q6600@3.2GHz - RAM: 4GB DDR2 (Corsair PC6400) VGA: GF GTX460 1024MB - Monitor: H233H 23" 1920x1080 Mobo: Gigabyte EP35C-DS3R - PSU: Antec NeoPower Blue 650w 24Mb/1Mb ADSL - Windows 7 Ultimate --------------------------------------------- All ePSXe plugins up-to-date http://mrkilljoy.deviantart.com/

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Proto Knowledge is the solution Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Pittsburgh, US. Previously in Mexico City Posts: 7,160	ewww... I just hope this doesn't screw up what little reputation we have left __________________

May 6th, 2005, 13:54	#16
KanedA PS2 PAL[v9], PS3Slim PAL Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: PolanD Posts: 5,362	what reputation?? __________________

May 6th, 2005, 14:40	#18
KanedA PS2 PAL[v9], PS3Slim PAL Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: PolanD Posts: 5,362	ohhhhhhhhhh that... one, I was thinking about something else __________________

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Phoenix Ada... Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: GDL, MX Posts: 2,229	haha you just run to see a photo of lin may, she's one of the ugliest women I've ever seen, not to mention that some guys are in love with her and had their fantasies I don't know why you make such a scandal over the sperm thing, some perfumes actuallly do use whale sperm in order to retain the fragance, so you've been putting on whale sperm in your cheeks without noticing it...