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Location: India
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these are some of my personal favourites. do feel free to add your own I'll get a world record for this. It's fireproof. What does this button do? So, you're a cannibal. Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it? The odds of that happening have to be a million to one Pull the pin and count to what? I'll hold it and you light the fuse. Rat poison only kills rats. Give me liberty or give me death. Nice doggie. I can do that with my eyes closed. What duck? Gee, that's a cute tattoo. |
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Jyushi Bismark
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Location: Germany
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Girlfriend edition: Wow, you gained some serious weight lately, huh? Nah, that new hairstyle /shoes/ top of yours sucks. I love you too ... (say the wrong name of her). I'll buy a headset! (I have no idea why my gf got mad about that ...)
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Location: Sweden
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The map reads, "Here there be dragons", Yeah right.. Pfft.. *walks on*
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Git er done
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Location: Raleigh, NC USA GO us!
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*sees naked grandmother in shower* "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" ( <-famous last word) "Its foolproof"
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It is the soldier, not the court, that has given us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the agitator, who has given us the freedom to protest. It is the soldier who salutes the flag, serves beneath the flag, whose coffin is draped by the flag, who gives that protestor the freedom he abuses to burn that flag. -Senator Zell Miller |
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Living Paradigm
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Location: Toronto
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hey, lets start a soccer riot (in classic family guy episode) How many dirty stinking apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb (you have to see the episode to know whats going on )Oooh, look at me, im the godfather well oooh ladi-da mr frenchman
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He's watching you.
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Location: RD
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is this gun loaded? and a clasic from gundam: ho my god is a gundam
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---------------------------------------------------------------- ![]() ---------------------------------------------------------------- Boom Boom Dollar!!!!!! pushing all the buttons!!! Last edited by hellmasterx; April 21st, 2004 at 03:38.. |
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
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my all time favorite: "How bad could it be???" |
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Kancho Assassin
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Location: NJ, USA
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You've seen all those war movies, bad guys can never aim straight.
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Location: India
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lol great stuff guys Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press. He's probably just hibernating. These are the good kind of mushrooms. What's that priest doing here?
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Crasher of Castles
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Location: Missouri
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Elly is playing POS again ![]() only one i could think of
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Location: Australia - Perth
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"Worlds best street fighter" written on the back of your shirt would get you killed
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Banned
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Oh sh_t
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!!!METAL UNCLE!!!
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Location: Finland
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Most famous final words. Who needs electric-cableguy... *zzzzzap*
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Banned
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Location: From Kuching in Malaysia now stuck in Houston Texas
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erm......ooops......{Insert scream here}
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!!!METAL UNCLE!!!
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-PM to advertise here-
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Location: In an average country of an average planet of the solar system of an average star of an average galaxy of an average cluster. Still not average...
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I can get away with ANYTHING. ![]() You're outta ammo. Say, this is a cute little spider. |
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Neverwinter Paladin
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Location: Between the doors of life and death
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Donīt worry itīs harmless Itīs the power on? He is your husband? or the classic variation You were merried?
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Another happy owner of a Dreamcast! My PC specs:Mobo: Asrock k7vm2, Processor:Athlon XP 2400+, Memory: 512MB DDR 333 RAM (Running at 266Mhz), Video Card: nVidia Geforce 2 MX400 64 MB, Sound Card: AC 97 On board Card. HHDD: Maxtor 80Gb (7200 rpms), DVD Drive: LG DVD-R/RW, OS: WinXP SP2 |
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~sta~are~
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Location: Finland, now further below the arctic circle.
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Trust me, I KNOW what I'm doing! there's hell of a lot of these here in finland, but many are something that aren't done in anywhere else...
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-PM to advertise here-
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Location: In an average country of an average planet of the solar system of an average star of an average galaxy of an average cluster. Still not average...
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This is only water, right? Hey, WWE is just fake you know *jumps off a titantron* |
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Location: Spain
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"enemy spotted" (if you play cs, you know what i mean) "one little jump more and..." (Prince of persia, either version) "here, take my Sho Ryu Ken!" (SFA3, right before eating Bison's special psycho crusher) "It's just a palm tree" (Far Cry)
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