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Old April 2nd, 2011, 08:52   #1
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Getting fired from my new job already, over a load of BS! (posted April 1st)

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Grrrraaarrghhh! I can't believe this $@#% that's going on right now. I finally get a new job, and now I'm getting fired already! Now I have to bust my ass looking for another one, again. *sigh* Been unemployed almost a full year, and the last thing I want to do is be back on that status again.

Last month, I got a job offer from a company offering me a video game QA position. Considering that I've been unemployed for so long, I took it without question. Minimum wage is better than nothing. It ain't so bad though. A few decent personalities, a cute BBWs, and a random ametuer game programmer/3D modeling and texture artist here and there is a brief reminder that not everyone is there just for the sake of playing games before they are released and actually take the industry very seriously like I do. Even managed to fix Basically, what I do is test Xbox 360 games for bugs and trouble shoot problems with the dashboards. I've done QA for games before, so I know what it entails. Most people get the wrong idea, thinking all you do is play video games all day long. It's only true wish an asterisk (*), meaning there IS actual work involved. Following instructions on pre-written test cases which could tell you do do various things repetitive tasks, jumping from one game to the next every 15-30 minutes and execute the same pre-written test case, and on top of that, you can't talk about what you did not just outside of the building, but the lab itself. If you do (and get caught), you're @#$&ed. No ifs, ands or buts about it.

Is that why I'm getting fired? No, *sigh* no it isn't. It's because I was in the wrong place at the wrong time, and ended up taking the $@#%storm for someone else. First of all, let me start with this particular employee. Some short and fat asian girl that no one seems to get along with and barely speaks English sometimes. Oh, and yes... she's fuuuuuuuuuugly! She tends to talk alot of $@#%, and most of us are smart enough not to pay attention to her, (or at least I don't). So, the other day, I was coming up from lunch, and I was walking behind her through the narrow hallways in the building. Suddenly, she turns around barking at me saying that I grabbed her ass! Wtf? Why the hell would I do that? I told here that I seriously didn't do anything and that I was holding my iPhone with both hands (which I was) and she still didn't believe me. Then she storms off to the main office filing a sexual harassment charge against me, making up all kinds of non-sense stating that I grabbed her ass that day and some other day before then. Then she had the nerve to say that I had made obscene gestures at her during lunch with a full blown erection too. I don't know where the hell she got this $@#% from, but it's all a load of BS, I told them. Two witnesses, Ian and Brian, were there at the time and even said that I was holding my iPhone at that time, so it couldn't have been me. Needless to say, they weren't interested in my story and I got fired on the spot in a rather unprofessional matter too. It's bad enough that the fugly betch lied her ass off, but the fact that she got all the women on her side was even worse. I didn't stand a chance, and here I am, unemployed again. Now that I have a f@#%ing sexual harassment charge, it's going to make finding work even harder.

TBH, that fat, chunky, ugly ass biotch couldn't get a guy to give her that kind of horny attention to save her life. I bet she wishes she could have any man take interest in her selfish, stingy and rude attitude, even if it does result in that. If she ever falls in love, she'll end up breaking it with her massive weight. She's so fat and fugly, she has to wear clothes made of meat for a dog to ****ing play with her. For f@#%'s sake, you'd have to roll more than once just to get off of her! I wanted to tell her then and there, that her pants were so damn tight, everytime she farts, a bubble rolls down her leg. Damn, I bet that biatch was so fat, her baby pictures had to be taken via sattelite. The other day, that "feo punta gorda" tripped and fell on the sidewalk; I didn't laugh or say anything, but the ground was crackin' up! I hope she doesn't like going to the beach in the summer, because then you'd have guys yelling "beached whale" at her all f@#%ing day! If the Earth had two moons, she'd definitely be the second. Now that I think about it, there's a certain passage omitted from the bible in Genesis and the scripture reads as follows: "Before God said, Let there be light, he asked Lisa to step out of the way first". Her fat ass hands can barely pick up a controller. No wait, that stupid hoebag is good for something; she can be a change machine. Got a dollar? Let her phucking sit on it and make change for you. The only problem is that instead of getting 4 quarters, you'd get 100 pennies. Oh yeah, Mo'nique called when I got home, and after I told her the story, she said, "Damn, and I thought I had a big ol' ass!"

Phucking fat ass, ugly ass, smelly ass, b|tch ass hoebag, learn to speak some damn English and get some phucking manners. Oh, and liars get no respect in life. I absolutely never use the b word on anyone, but in this case, I'll make an exception. The job market is already bad enough here, and I don't need any lying ass buaches making it worse. Usually, this sums up how I feel, but quite frankly, it's only an understatement this time:



Congratulations Lisa, you've managed to make someone else's live more phucking miserable then what it has to be. I can't believe this BS. What the hell did she get out of it? Not a damn thing, except maybe some more enemies. One thing's for sure, we better not come face to face on the streets! I don't care if it is a woman. I'll kill her ass and bury her in the woods or better yet feed her to a bear. If this was the 19th century, I would have been shot her ass (assuming bullets would penetrate that magnitude of blubber). And one thing's for sure, if I had ended up going to jail and getting a sex offender charge because of her, she'd better not be in this region of the country if/when I get out! If I could hang her by a some phucking barbwire and shoot her ass with a mauser, I'd gladly do it all day until I either got bored or ran out of bullets. Better yet, get a phucking minigun and shoot her up until there's nothing left of her to spread on a cracker. Well, maybe I wouldn't go that extreme, but if I could least stab her in the eyes with some phucking chopsticks, that would be good enough.

Meh, sorry you had to read all of that, but I'm really pissed off right now. Not sure who can and who can't relate, but damn, now I'm in even worse shape then before. This is really bogus, and it's going to be a while till I cool off...

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Old April 2nd, 2011, 10:30   #2
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that sounds horrible blueshogun.

why do you think she did that though? did you do something to make her hate you?
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Old April 2nd, 2011, 10:35   #3
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Damn, sorry to hear that

Btw, this part made my day:
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TBH, that fat, chunky, ugly ass biotch couldn't get a guy to give her that kind of horny attention to save her life. I bet she wishes she could have any man take interest in her selfish, stingy and rude attitude, even if it does result in that. If she ever falls in love, she'll end up breaking it with her massive weight. She's so fat and fugly, she has to wear clothes made of meat for a dog to ****ing play with her. For f@#%'s sake, you'd have to roll more than once just to get off of her! I wanted to tell her then and there, that her pants were so damn tight, everytime she farts, a bubble rolls down her leg. Damn, I bet that biatch was so fat, her baby pictures had to be taken via sattelite. The other day, that "feo punta gorda" tripped and fell on the sidewalk; I didn't laugh or say anything, but the ground was crackin' up! I hope she doesn't like going to the beach in the summer, because then you'd have guys yelling "beached whale" at her all f@#%ing day! If the Earth had two moons, she'd definitely be the second. Now that I think about it, there's a certain passage omitted from the bible in Genesis and the scripture reads as follows: "Before God said, Let there be light, he asked Lisa to step out of the way first". Her fat ass hands can barely pick up a controller. No wait, that stupid hoebag is good for something; she can be a change machine. Got a dollar? Let her phucking sit on it and make change for you. The only problem is that instead of getting 4 quarters, you'd get 100 pennies. Oh yeah, Mo'nique called when I got home, and after I told her the story, she said, "Damn, and I thought I had a big ol' ass!"
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Old April 2nd, 2011, 12:07   #4
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That sucks. Sue her, ask those 2 witnesses if they would like to testify for you. If you are lucky and the judge is not a woman, you might just walk away with your job back and that whale in the proverbial trash bin.
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Old April 2nd, 2011, 12:53   #5
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sorry about the job i know its insensitive for me to say this but hell

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there's a certain passage omitted from the bible in Genesis and the scripture reads as follows: "Before God said, Let there be light, he asked Lisa to step out of the way first
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Old April 2nd, 2011, 13:00   #6
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Like a friend said the more fat a chick is, the most self importance thinks she has, true story...

Sorry for your misfortune Blue .
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Shoulda kicked her in the rump before leaving.
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Old April 2nd, 2011, 16:08   #8
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Shoulda kicked her in the rump before leaving.
Then he would have had a assault charge up against him.
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Well I woulda said shoulda lifted her by her rump and put her with the rubbish...but that woulda snapped his spine, so kick was the only option.

I personally can't stand getting falsely accused and if I'm going to get punished anyways will turn right around and do whatever I was accused of so I can at least enjoy the crime as well (though in this case it wouldn't be enjoyment)
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Old April 2nd, 2011, 16:19   #10
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Wow, that's one of the worst things I've ever heard. I've known some horrible people at work but no one comes close to that biotch. Sorry about you losing your job.

Honestly though, I think she has some serious self-esteem issues. Probably did it to seek attention (even negative attention is better than none). I know one buddy who hasn't been on a date in who knows how long and always thinks girls are looking at him (it's his way of trying to make up for his inadequacy).
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Old April 2nd, 2011, 16:52   #11
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Hold it, where there any cameras in the building?

This just sounds unreal. Sexual harassment charge? How could they fire you on the spot, just because SHE said so? Who is she, God? Dude see if you can appeal it. Seriously. With such a charge literally no place will hire you. How can she get away with this?

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Post this on reddit. Then hotlink it to 4Chan.

This deserves the full fury of the internet. If she does not drop the false charge, "accidentally" provide her name. Under a false account with dynamic I.P. You know the drill. Let Reddit and 4Chan do the rest.
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maybe something you did rubbed her the wrong way
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Well I woulda said shoulda lifted her by her rump and put her with the rubbish...but that woulda snapped his spine, so kick was the only option.

I personally can't stand getting falsely accused and if I'm going to get punished anyways will turn right around and do whatever I was accused of so I can at least enjoy the crime as well (though in this case it wouldn't be enjoyment)
That's a bit overboard for this case, but still. If she said this stuff privately, that's ok. Move on. But when someone impedes on your well being for some sense of sick enjoyment? I mean this is insane.
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America is the land of suing, just sue the bi... , this is clearly prejudice and you got witnesses plus you where fired without reason and a proper investigation just sue them and profit.
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Karma will come back around to get her, I hope.
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Honestly though, I think she has some serious self-esteem issues. Probably did it to seek attention (even negative attention is better than none). I know one buddy who hasn't been on a date in who knows how long and always thinks girls are looking at him (it's his way of trying to make up for his inadequacy).
Though I don't know her, speaking as a girl, I will say this could definitely be part of it. If she was in a bad mood and/or disliked you, combine either or both of those with a desire for attention and you have what happened.
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Yeah, defamation and possibly wrongful termination. There's just one problem: attorney fees. They rack up quickly.
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The terms "minimum wage" and "lawyer" don't mix.
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Old April 3rd, 2011, 03:54   #20
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WTF??

Man you must have the worst luck in the world.

How can that happen to you?

This is very serious, you have to fight that and not let it on your record.
Sue her and and sue the company, firing you without a proof.

Man you have big dreams, **** like this could become a problem to obtain them, don't let this be an obstacle, fix that.
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