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Exodus · January 31st, 2002, 02:29

in the form of a giant headless chicken who was running wildly and blindly, thrashing around the room flailing its gigantic wings and claws

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password0k · January 31st, 2002, 07:24

The chicken's head had been eaten by a couple of quische craving rat-creatures. It was spurting blood everywhere.
The hamster used it to fly down to Betamax's place where he....

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January 31st, 2002, 08:24

watched the latest movies together with mr. betamax

Takmadeus · January 31st, 2002, 08:26

Quote:

Originally posted by Samor
watched the latest movies together with mr. betamax

like harry potter and pokemon 1, 2, and 3...

after that....

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**Betamax** · January 31st, 2002, 13:09

betamax commits suicide to relieve the pain.

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Death Metal · January 31st, 2002, 13:37

Suddenly the chopstick girl Samor appears from nowhere (as usual), and die by the fear of seeing Beta in that status.

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Eface · January 31st, 2002, 14:02

and so, the hamster lived quite peacefully for 7 years, he got married, had a couple of thousand kids........
but one day, he felt the aura of his father, the dark lord, what could it mean.........?

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"Always fighting for your believes..."
"...With fighting, my belief began"
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"Like... WTF are you doing with that chair?"
"What does it look like, of course i'm going to use it to fly!"
My homepage where my drawings are for ur pleasure!really really NOT updated.... OMGOMGOMG AFTER 10 YEARS OF INACTIVITY THE BASTARDS DELETED MY HOMEPAGE!!!!

password0k · January 31st, 2002, 16:51

Yes! Darth Vader had returned from the grave! (I guess he died in 7 years.) He had come to relay a message of the very most importance.
"Son," he said....

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SUBVERT THE DOMINANT PARADIGM.

"Remove her diseased charcoal, and stomp the equal hook." - random text generator

"Life throws shit at you and all you can do is your best to dodge it." - Me
IF YOU'RE NOT A MAGGOT, YOU'RE AS GOOD AS BREAD!.

VTB · January 31st, 2002, 16:56

'You have a sister. A twin sister'. Darth Vader said.
So the hamster.....

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Official owner of a LTST licence!!!

'Just take me to the nearest inn and ill be fine.'

Yeah it's all fun and games until a rampaging alien race destroys half your city again!!

Exodus · January 31st, 2002, 21:12

who had gotten very old with cataracts and arthritis, thought he needed a little nap before taking any action. 2 hours later, he set out to...

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No, I don't like anime, Street Fighter, Japanese music or download video game music. Yes, I know, I'm weird.

Mr Urt · January 31st, 2002, 21:44

...get a face lift and breast implants.

Exodus · January 31st, 2002, 21:48

"good god!" he said to himself, "i'm one sexy old hamster!" If i was younger i'd...

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No, I don't like anime, Street Fighter, Japanese music or download video game music. Yes, I know, I'm weird.

Eface · January 31st, 2002, 21:48

with these implants he was even stronger than before and went out to search his twinsister, she would know what would be happening.....

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"Always fighting for your believes..."
"...With fighting, my belief began"
---------------------------------
"Like... WTF are you doing with that chair?"
"What does it look like, of course i'm going to use it to fly!"
My homepage where my drawings are for ur pleasure!really really NOT updated.... OMGOMGOMG AFTER 10 YEARS OF INACTIVITY THE BASTARDS DELETED MY HOMEPAGE!!!!

Exodus · January 31st, 2002, 21:53

because he left a message on her answering machine.

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No, I don't like anime, Street Fighter, Japanese music or download video game music. Yes, I know, I'm weird.

Mr Urt · January 31st, 2002, 21:58

since he knew time was of the essence, he decided 2 travel 2 meet his sister in the fastest safe mode of trasportation he knew of, airplane. the flight was going perfectly fine until they got 2 crusing altitude, then the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died, except 4 the hamster, ya know why¿...

Arpanet · February 1st, 2002, 04:57

... because the implants provided cushioning when he fell. Unfortunately, what he DIDN'T know was...

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password0k · February 1st, 2002, 05:04

how to swim. Yes, the plane had crashed over the ocean. Fortunately, his helmet could...

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SUBVERT THE DOMINANT PARADIGM.

"Remove her diseased charcoal, and stomp the equal hook." - random text generator

"Life throws shit at you and all you can do is your best to dodge it." - Me
IF YOU'RE NOT A MAGGOT, YOU'RE AS GOOD AS BREAD!.

**Ryos** · February 1st, 2002, 07:05

transform into an incredibly handy gigantic rubber duck. This hamster, besides being a hardy warrior, also made a surprisingly good sailor. ALAS, he discovered the waters he had landed in were in the realm of Blue Duck the Pirate, the scourge of the seventeen and a half seas.

Blue Duck espied the yellow vessel heading his way and hurriedly quacked his orders to his entire legion of plastic gophers. "ARR," Blue Duck commanded, "See ye the scurrilous hamster? Prepare ye to fire the..."

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Sanity is overrated.

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password0k · February 1st, 2002, 07:46

anti-duck missiles!

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SUBVERT THE DOMINANT PARADIGM.

"Remove her diseased charcoal, and stomp the equal hook." - random text generator

"Life throws shit at you and all you can do is your best to dodge it." - Me
IF YOU'RE NOT A MAGGOT, YOU'RE AS GOOD AS BREAD!.

**Ryos** · February 1st, 2002, 08:22

"QUACK! QUACK!" Through the suddenly violent waves, large missiles prominently bearing the steel heads of moose approached the vessel of our hero at a frightening pace. Nowhere on the deck of the doomed rubber duck ship could our hero be found. Neither fur nor katana was in sight, but obviously he was not going to be caught unaware. Our hero was quick to...uh...he was quick to...WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR HERO?

In the special LOVE BOAT section inside the cabins of the rubber duck where our glorious hamster of the ages keept his secreted collection of hamster pr0n magazines, the hero snored as he dreamed once more of the happy days he knew full well were within his grasp.

The hamster sat upon a cloud with two hamster vixens (conveniently found in the centerfolds of the February and June months of Humpster). "Yes, Mr. Hamster, I would be more than happy to be with you for eternity!" February told our hero as she stroked the hamster's chin.

Our hamster hero, in a state of unimaginable rapture, stamped his paws on the misty cloud below. "But what about you?" the hamster asked June.

June replied, "I'm going to blow up your rubber duck."

The hamster's eyes widened in dismay. "But we've only just met!"

"Too bad. I'm still going to blow up your rubber duckie, hamster."

The hamster, noted for his wise and cautious thinking, began wondering whether there was perhaps more to this story than he thought. Preparing to leap off the cloud to see what was afoot, he stopped himself at the edge as he shouted, "JUNE! FEBRUARY!" But such a hope as taking his two beautiful consorts along with him was apparently not destined by the heavens, for the edge of the cloud turned into a slide and the hamster flew through the skies, his little arms flailing about in a desperate bid to return to paradise.

Yawning and throwing his legs over his straw bed, the hamster scratched his head and looked out one of the many portholes in the LOVE BOAT. All he could see was a bunch of missiles heading toward the rubber duck. Yawning again, the hamster went to turn on his computer to see if he'd got any more messages from his various "friends" on the World Wide Hamsters and looked in the mirror to admire his perfectly furry complexion. He found it peculiar that a few of his pimples seemed to extend to the sea, so he looked back and saw the missiles were now much closer to the vessel. Nodding his head in acknowledgement, the hamster turned back and opened the first message from some fine fellow named "XXXSNOWGERBILXXX," which contained the following message: "You IDIOT, there are MISSILES about to KILL you!"

The hamster blinked for a second and looked back at the missiles coming toward him. After a moment, he finally realized these missiles were real and were about to reach him ANY NANOSECOND now! The hamster, as quick as ever, knew exactly what to do to stop the missiles...

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Sanity is overrated.

Last edited by Ryos; February 1st, 2002 at 08:32..

February 1st, 2002, 07:46	#59
password0k "Greetings, citizen!" Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: between the computer and the TV Posts: 475	oh, fine anti-duck missiles! __________________ SUBVERT THE DOMINANT PARADIGM. "Remove her diseased charcoal, and stomp the equal hook." - random text generator "Life throws shit at you and all you can do is your best to dodge it." - Me IF YOU'RE NOT A MAGGOT, YOU'RE AS GOOD AS BREAD!.

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January 31st, 2002, 02:29	#41
Exodus ...and now they do. Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Null Posts: 20,000	in the form of a giant headless chicken who was running wildly and blindly, thrashing around the room flailing its gigantic wings and claws __________________ No, I don't like anime, Street Fighter, Japanese music or download video game music. Yes, I know, I'm weird.

January 31st, 2002, 07:24	#42
password0k "Greetings, citizen!" Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: between the computer and the TV Posts: 475	The chicken's head had been eaten by a couple of quische craving rat-creatures. It was spurting blood everywhere. The hamster used it to fly down to Betamax's place where he.... __________________ SUBVERT THE DOMINANT PARADIGM. "Remove her diseased charcoal, and stomp the equal hook." - random text generator "Life throws shit at you and all you can do is your best to dodge it." - Me IF YOU'RE NOT A MAGGOT, YOU'RE AS GOOD AS BREAD!.

January 31st, 2002, 08:24	#43
Samor Guest Posts: n/a	watched the latest movies together with mr. betamax

January 31st, 2002, 13:09	#45
Betamax Resident Movie Critic Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland Posts: 9,506	betamax commits suicide to relieve the pain. __________________ Superior marketing of an inferior product will always win over inferior marketing of a superior product.

January 31st, 2002, 13:37	#46
Death Metal Translator Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: South Town Posts: 1,775	Suddenly the chopstick girl Samor appears from nowhere (as usual), and die by the fear of seeing Beta in that status. __________________ "It sure is pleasurable to live your dreams as long as possible, but reality sure has a way of jolting you to your senses eventually."

January 31st, 2002, 14:02	#47
Eface The ChinaDude!!! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: In my room, with my computer. hey, i saw at another forum that you could dump a lot of info here. Can i do that here too? Yes, i see i can do that. LOL, i love this, how much can i talk more here? STILL MORE? Oh this is so much fun but here it ends. Posts: 3,927	and so, the hamster lived quite peacefully for 7 years, he got married, had a couple of thousand kids........ but one day, he felt the aura of his father, the dark lord, what could it mean.........? __________________ "Always fighting for your believes..." "...With fighting, my belief began" --------------------------------- "Like... WTF are you doing with that chair?" "What does it look like, of course i'm going to use it to fly!" My homepage where my drawings are for ur pleasure!really really NOT updated.... OMGOMGOMG AFTER 10 YEARS OF INACTIVITY THE BASTARDS DELETED MY HOMEPAGE!!!!

January 31st, 2002, 16:51	#48
password0k "Greetings, citizen!" Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: between the computer and the TV Posts: 475	Yes! Darth Vader had returned from the grave! (I guess he died in 7 years.) He had come to relay a message of the very most importance. "Son," he said.... __________________ SUBVERT THE DOMINANT PARADIGM. "Remove her diseased charcoal, and stomp the equal hook." - random text generator "Life throws shit at you and all you can do is your best to dodge it." - Me IF YOU'RE NOT A MAGGOT, YOU'RE AS GOOD AS BREAD!.

January 31st, 2002, 16:56	#49
VTB Nijntje P0wAh Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 567	'You have a sister. A twin sister'. Darth Vader said. So the hamster..... __________________ Official owner of a LTST licence!!! 'Just take me to the nearest inn and ill be fine.' Yeah it's all fun and games until a rampaging alien race destroys half your city again!!

January 31st, 2002, 21:12	#50
Exodus ...and now they do. Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Null Posts: 20,000	who had gotten very old with cataracts and arthritis, thought he needed a little nap before taking any action. 2 hours later, he set out to... __________________ No, I don't like anime, Street Fighter, Japanese music or download video game music. Yes, I know, I'm weird.

January 31st, 2002, 21:44	#51
Mr Urt gone postal Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,569	...get a face lift and breast implants.

January 31st, 2002, 21:48	#52
Exodus ...and now they do. Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Null Posts: 20,000	"good god!" he said to himself, "i'm one sexy old hamster!" If i was younger i'd... __________________ No, I don't like anime, Street Fighter, Japanese music or download video game music. Yes, I know, I'm weird.

January 31st, 2002, 21:53	#54
Exodus ...and now they do. Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Null Posts: 20,000	because he left a message on her answering machine. __________________ No, I don't like anime, Street Fighter, Japanese music or download video game music. Yes, I know, I'm weird.

January 31st, 2002, 21:58	#55
Mr Urt gone postal Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,569	since he knew time was of the essence, he decided 2 travel 2 meet his sister in the fastest safe mode of trasportation he knew of, airplane. the flight was going perfectly fine until they got 2 crusing altitude, then the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died, except 4 the hamster, ya know why¿...

February 1st, 2002, 04:57	#56
Arpanet Powerslave Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The eyes of the night Posts: 1,812	... because the implants provided cushioning when he fell. Unfortunately, what he DIDN'T know was... __________________ -----------------------------------THE\|ALCHEMIST----------------------------------- P4 2.4C @ 3 GHz \| 512 MB Corsair XMS PC3200 DDR400 Dual Channel 2-2-4-5 Asus P4P800 BIOS 1010 \| WD800JB SE Caviar \| RADEON 9700 Pro 128 MB DDR a.k.a. Asfaloth. Batards unite!

February 1st, 2002, 05:04	#57
password0k "Greetings, citizen!" Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: between the computer and the TV Posts: 475	how to swim. Yes, the plane had crashed over the ocean. Fortunately, his helmet could... __________________ SUBVERT THE DOMINANT PARADIGM. "Remove her diseased charcoal, and stomp the equal hook." - random text generator "Life throws shit at you and all you can do is your best to dodge it." - Me IF YOU'RE NOT A MAGGOT, YOU'RE AS GOOD AS BREAD!.

February 1st, 2002, 07:05	#58
Ryos Bearsona Join Date: May 2001 Location: Nowhere Posts: 11,307	transform into an incredibly handy gigantic rubber duck. This hamster, besides being a hardy warrior, also made a surprisingly good sailor. ALAS, he discovered the waters he had landed in were in the realm of Blue Duck the Pirate, the scourge of the seventeen and a half seas. Blue Duck espied the yellow vessel heading his way and hurriedly quacked his orders to his entire legion of plastic gophers. "ARR," Blue Duck commanded, "See ye the scurrilous hamster? Prepare ye to fire the..." __________________ Sanity is overrated. Last edited by Ryos; February 1st, 2002 at 07:07..

February 1st, 2002, 08:22	#60
Ryos Bearsona Join Date: May 2001 Location: Nowhere Posts: 11,307	"QUACK! QUACK!" Through the suddenly violent waves, large missiles prominently bearing the steel heads of moose approached the vessel of our hero at a frightening pace. Nowhere on the deck of the doomed rubber duck ship could our hero be found. Neither fur nor katana was in sight, but obviously he was not going to be caught unaware. Our hero was quick to...uh...he was quick to...WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR HERO? In the special LOVE BOAT section inside the cabins of the rubber duck where our glorious hamster of the ages keept his secreted collection of hamster pr0n magazines, the hero snored as he dreamed once more of the happy days he knew full well were within his grasp. The hamster sat upon a cloud with two hamster vixens (conveniently found in the centerfolds of the February and June months of Humpster). "Yes, Mr. Hamster, I would be more than happy to be with you for eternity!" February told our hero as she stroked the hamster's chin. Our hamster hero, in a state of unimaginable rapture, stamped his paws on the misty cloud below. "But what about you?" the hamster asked June. June replied, "I'm going to blow up your rubber duck." The hamster's eyes widened in dismay. "But we've only just met!" "Too bad. I'm still going to blow up your rubber duckie, hamster." The hamster, noted for his wise and cautious thinking, began wondering whether there was perhaps more to this story than he thought. Preparing to leap off the cloud to see what was afoot, he stopped himself at the edge as he shouted, "JUNE! FEBRUARY!" But such a hope as taking his two beautiful consorts along with him was apparently not destined by the heavens, for the edge of the cloud turned into a slide and the hamster flew through the skies, his little arms flailing about in a desperate bid to return to paradise. Yawning and throwing his legs over his straw bed, the hamster scratched his head and looked out one of the many portholes in the LOVE BOAT. All he could see was a bunch of missiles heading toward the rubber duck. Yawning again, the hamster went to turn on his computer to see if he'd got any more messages from his various "friends" on the World Wide Hamsters and looked in the mirror to admire his perfectly furry complexion. He found it peculiar that a few of his pimples seemed to extend to the sea, so he looked back and saw the missiles were now much closer to the vessel. Nodding his head in acknowledgement, the hamster turned back and opened the first message from some fine fellow named "XXXSNOWGERBILXXX," which contained the following message: "You IDIOT, there are MISSILES about to KILL you!" The hamster blinked for a second and looked back at the missiles coming toward him. After a moment, he finally realized these missiles were real and were about to reach him ANY NANOSECOND now! The hamster, as quick as ever, knew exactly what to do to stop the missiles... __________________ Sanity is overrated. Last edited by Ryos; February 1st, 2002 at 08:32..