Swedish Left Party Chapter Wants To Make Urinating While Standing Illegal For Men

GeominorAI · June 24th, 2012, 03:18

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Swedish Left Party Chapter Wants To Make Urinating While Standing Illegal For Men

Take a stand -- and sit down for what you believe in.

Male representatives on the Sormland County Council in Sweden should sit rather than stand while urinating in office restrooms, according to a motion advanced by the local Left Party.

Known as a socialist and feminist organization, the party claims that seated urination is more hygienic for men -- the practice decreases the likelihood of puddles and other unwanted residue forming in the stall -- in addition to being better for a man's health by more effectively emptying one's bladder, The Local reported.

But not everyone agrees.

"Men scatter urine not so much during the actual urination as during the 'shaking off' that follows," John Gamel, a professor at the University of Louisville, wrote while addressing the issue in 2009. "As a result, forcing men to sit while emptying their bladders will serve little purpose, since no man wants to shake himself off while remaining seated on the toilet."

A representative from the party said he hopes to move toward sitting only bathrooms.

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Source: The Huffington Post

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ElijahTW · June 24th, 2012, 03:21

It's nice to see other countries being as absurd as the USA.

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snickothemule · June 24th, 2012, 04:33

Hilariously ridiculous, who is going to police mother****ers pissing standing up? I'll laugh in theri face at anyone who would try to confront me about something as ridiculous as this.

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**blueshogun96** · June 24th, 2012, 04:34

Saw this on another forum I visit regularly.

Sweden is the most pussified non-English speaking country I can possibly think of. Emasculation runs deep there, and women's lib basically has the men there standing in line to be castrated one by one.

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ElijahTW · June 24th, 2012, 05:09

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Hilariously ridiculous, who is going to police mother****ers pissing standing up?

It'll be like those red-light video cameras / speed trap cameras. Video cameras in ALL the bathrooms!

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redlofredlof · June 24th, 2012, 05:13

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Originally Posted by ElijahTW

It's nice to see other countries being as absurd as the USA.

lol I like that comment

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Strike105X · June 24th, 2012, 06:58

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Hilariously ridiculous, who is going to police mother****ers pissing standing up? I'll laugh in theri face at anyone who would try to confront me about something as ridiculous as this.

^This, its just to hilariously ridiculous, gave me a good laugh to start the day with though.

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**blueshogun96** · June 24th, 2012, 08:21

^ Considering the fact that this is Sweden we're talking about, it's not funny at all...

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**jonc2006** · June 24th, 2012, 08:47

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Hilariously ridiculous, who is going to police mother****ers pissing standing up? I'll laugh in theri face at anyone who would try to confront me about something as ridiculous as this.

id piss on their shoes.

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Xblade · June 24th, 2012, 10:17

Lol this is something my division was forced to do in navy boot camp. Mofos couldn't aim.

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Phil · June 24th, 2012, 10:30

Why do we have to sit down again? Another incidence where the blatantly stupid is allowed to talk.

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KrossX · June 24th, 2012, 10:33

Sometimes, even sitting wouldn't make a difference...

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Ahielia · June 24th, 2012, 11:07

The fact that this was proposed by feminists is enough to dismiss it for being ludicrous.

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Sometimes, even sitting wouldn't make a difference...

Have you ever tried pissing with a giant boner?
It's amazingly difficult to pee standing up, sitting down is impossible unless you got a microdick.

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Another incidence where the blatantly stupid is allowed to talk.

Yup.
Though I see it also as women complaining that since they can't pee standing up (nearly as well as men can), they don't want men to do it.
Most men could use some target practise though.

E: Btw, where's the "No, no, no, HELL NO!" option?

**SCHUMI_4EVER** · June 24th, 2012, 14:17

They just need more flies etched into their toilets.

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the_randomizer · June 24th, 2012, 17:06

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It's nice to see other countries being as absurd as the USA.

Don't you mean "It's nice to see other countries being more absurd as the USA"?

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Ahielia · June 24th, 2012, 17:08

Think it's "equally as absurd".

the_randomizer · June 24th, 2012, 17:13

Well, they can sod off

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Dcollins85 · June 24th, 2012, 22:40

If you ask me, the men of Sweden should form a bill that woman have to stand while peeing. lol

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**blueshogun96** · June 25th, 2012, 07:04

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If you ask me, the men of Sweden should form a bill that woman have to stand while peeing. lol

Too bad Sweden's men are so pussified, they'd never have the balls to even think such a thought...

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