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Old September 17th, 2007   #1 (permalink)
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Some amusing spam mails I've been getting

I would've done something to block them, but they're so funny. XD

Womens always whizgiggled at me and even fellows did in the national bathroom!
Well, now I smil at them, because I took M_E_G. ADI. K
for 7 months and now my **** is very much best than usual.
deal in <snip>

Princesses always hee-hawed at me and even gentlemans did in the free toilet!
Well, now I sriek at them, because I took M E _G_A_D_ IK
for 6 months and now my tool is truly greater than civil.
take up <snip>

Cuties always srieked at me and even chaps did in the open comfort station!
Well, now I giggl at them, because I took M eg ad ik
for 3 months and now my phallus is greatly weightier than civil.
patronize <snip>

Princesses always giggled at me and even boys did in the unrestricted bathroom!
Well, now I whizgiggle at them, because I took Me_ga. d_ik.
for 3 months and now my pecker is dreadfully largest than usual.
attain <snip>

Oh how I lol'd.
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Old September 17th, 2007   #2 (permalink)
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We, people of The Bin, ask that material of The Bin remains in the holy Bin
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Mire and others got a few funny spams discussed in the bin, you just look there, direct linkin isnt ok
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Old September 17th, 2007   #3 (permalink)
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I'm don't visit the bin so I wasn't aware this would be more appropriate there. Surely the laughing at poorly composed spam mail is within the scope of open discussion. =o
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Old September 17th, 2007   #4 (permalink)
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I think I know those things.

Those are random things spammers add in their spam mails, it's supposedly designed to fool e-mail filters into thinking it's a valid e-mail.

Doesn't really work doesn't it?
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Wow, that was worse than PCSX2Noob English. 0_o.
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The most interesting spam message I got sent to me was one of those old nigerian scam..... but what made it interesting was I got this message via the regular post rather than via email !

Looks like they finally found a way to foil all my spam filters
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