Frozen sausage flies through open car window, breaks British driver's nose

Player-X · April 24th, 2005

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Frozen sausage flies through open car window, breaks British driver's nose

LONDON (AFP) - A driver in Britain suffered a broken nose after a frozen sausage was thrown through an open window of his car, an ambulance official said.

The 46-year-old man was driving near his home in South Woodham Ferrers, Essex, southeast England, when the "bizarre incident" occurred, said a spokesman for the Essex Ambulance Service.

"He was driving his car when the offending item came through his open window and hit him on the nose," the spokesman said.

"He said he saw a car coming the other way and felt a searing pain in his nose. He managed to stop his car without hitting anyone else at which point passers-by came to his aid."

The driver lost a lot of blood from his broken nose but opted against going to hospital, according to the spokesman.

"I feel very sorry for him -- it must have been an incredibly lucky or unlucky shot to get the sausage through a moving car window. I have never seen or heard of anything like this before," the ambulance spokesman added.

Police said they were investigating the incident and wanted to hear from anyone with information.

Let this be a lesson to you: never throw frozen pieces of meat at cars
/me expects "sausage" jokes

Toshiro · April 24th, 2005

Man, I guess we should make a new category for the NGemu award for 2005. "Weirdest News Posts for the year" but the sausage is just funny.

ArchIBaLD · April 24th, 2005

never tought that i will see the words sausage+nose in the same place..

KanedA · April 24th, 2005

it's common in here, that ppl throw many different things from their car windows

which makes me

but good thing is I wasn't hit by anything... yet :P

SnakeBite · April 24th, 2005

lol, try imaging seeing that coming towards your face xD

Eface · April 24th, 2005

I smell a conspiracy here

Anyway, what are the odds that you get hit in the face by a frozen saucage when driving? 1:100000000000000000000000000 ? guess getting hit by a comet is more probable

KanedA · April 24th, 2005

or it was assasination

like on Kennedy, but with sausage

**Kirby** · April 24th, 2005

knowing the british, it was probably a different type of rock-hard sausage

ChankastRules · April 24th, 2005

At one time a threw out a banana peel from the window, it got stuck on the antenna and was spinning around like propeller during the rest of the trip.. this goes to show that anything is possible if you throw things out during a cold day.

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ChankastRules NextGenerationGaymulation Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Sweden ( Proud Game Developer ) Posts: 2,749	At one time a threw out a banana peel from the window, it got stuck on the antenna and was spinning around like propeller during the rest of the trip.. this goes to show that anything is possible if you throw things out during a cold day.

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