Teh L33T Haxx0r

**Kellicros** · April 23rd, 2005

http://www.jellyslab.com/~bteo/hacker.htm

Wow, how impressive!

P.S.: Not sure if this has been posted, but go and read it if you haven't.

Cid Highwind · April 23rd, 2005

Kids these days

Mad · April 23rd, 2005

Thats the best internet story ive ever heard off!!!

ArchIBaLD · April 23rd, 2005

haaaaaaaa that is ****ing great!!!!!!!!!
what a lamer!!

proger · April 23rd, 2005

LOL... yeah hack me too, Put "localhost" in the enter ip box and see what it does.

**Kane** · April 23rd, 2005

Gods, my mother knows what 127.0.0.1 means.

zman982 · April 23rd, 2005

HAHHAHA..... that's one hell of a hacker.

I hope he's the only one that uses that computer.

xRock · April 23rd, 2005

Can you say L.U.S.E.R. lol good stuff.

Eface · April 23rd, 2005

OMG, that is the most sad excuse for a living being i have EVER seen.

i guess he was a hacker alright. He just never knew how pc's worked

or his own brain for that matter

Boltzmann · April 23rd, 2005

That was hilarious. And the guy claims to be 26 years old...

BTW, I loved this quote: "my grandma surfs with fire wall"

pakilg · April 23rd, 2005

I need help whit one of my games, Smash court tennis pro tournament 2. When i try to play it the video appers but its too slow. And i dont know why is it?. Can it be because i have a small computer?

RF · April 23rd, 2005

LMAO I saw that before on neowin

I was playing TFC once and got threatened to be h4xed "after you quit from this game I put a cookie on your desktop!!1 youre fuxked!". I replied "why thx, I hope its chocolate chip

"

D.D. · April 23rd, 2005

um...O_O

packilg, its because u were hacked !

**cooliscool** · April 23rd, 2005

Viper_Viper · April 23rd, 2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by pakilg

I need help whit one of my games, Smash court tennis pro tournament 2. When i try to play it the video appers but its too slow. And i dont know why is it?. Can it be because i have a small computer?

...??? What???
ya... back on topic:
That was SO FUNNY, thats something my friends whould do... saddly.

Player-X · April 23rd, 2005

What an idiot

Boltzmann · April 23rd, 2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by pakilg

I need help whit one of my games, Smash court tennis pro tournament 2. When i try to play it the video appers but its too slow. And i dont know why is it?. Can it be because i have a small computer?

Is this some sort of cryptic sarcasm or just standard n00b behavior?

netghost2.0 · April 23rd, 2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boltzmann

Is this some sort of cryptic sarcasm or just standard n00b behavior?

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony

Well, judging from the # of ps2 emulator or psx bios requests this board usually receives, I'm taking that post at face value.

It never ceases to amaze me how kids don't read the FAQs on message boards. Common sense seems to be a rarity these days on internet chat forums.

Boltzmann · April 23rd, 2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by netghost2.0

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony

Well, judging from the # of ps2 emulator or psx bios requests this board usually receives, I'm taking that post at face value.

It never ceases to amaze me how kids don't read the FAQs on message boards. Common sense seems to be a rarity these days on internet chat forums.

He hasn't read not only the board's FAQ and the Sticky threads, but this thread's topic as well...

Or maybe he was attracted by the 1337 topic. N00bs are attracted to leetspeak as moths to a fire.

Anyway, he only managed to make this thread even funnier

ArchIBaLD · April 23rd, 2005

can some one enlighten me on his last frase: Can it be because i have a small computer?
i can't seem to grasp the stupidity of this question.. this is so beyond the n00b level..

April 23rd, 2005	#1 (permalink)
Kellicros Administrator Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Posts: 7,684	Teh L33T Haxx0r http://www.jellyslab.com/~bteo/hacker.htm Wow, how impressive! P.S.: Not sure if this has been posted, but go and read it if you haven't. __________________ Kellicros' DeviantArt

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Boltzmann Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: São Paulo - Brazil Posts: 7,649	That was hilarious. And the guy claims to be 26 years old... BTW, I loved this quote: "my grandma surfs with fire wall" __________________ "The Improved Man will be a king over you. And give women their dowries as appointed." - Anders Sandberg The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that believe in it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that believe in it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't. - HBT; The Gospel According to Fred, 3:1 - The Principia Discordia BTW, Don't Forget to Desecrate your Quran.

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pakilg Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Argentina Posts: 1	I need help whit one of my games, Smash court tennis pro tournament 2. When i try to play it the video appers but its too slow. And i dont know why is it?. Can it be because i have a small computer?

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RF Canadian Spaceman Join Date: May 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 8,580	LMAO I saw that before on neowin I was playing TFC once and got threatened to be h4xed "after you quit from this game I put a cookie on your desktop!!1 youre fuxked!". I replied "why thx, I hope its chocolate chip " __________________

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D.D. band Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: HERE Posts: 4,566	um...O_O packilg, its because u were hacked ! __________________ 1. Small, Cheap, Powerful - you can have only two 2. Everytime you engineer something foolproof, the world comes up with a better idiot. 3. 「学問とは虚栄である。」 The PS3 Cell Processor Explained Page, IBM Research's Introduction to Cell Multiprocessor and Cell Processor Programming Guide Last edited by D.D.; April 23rd, 2005 at 17:27.

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Player-X Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: From Kuching in Malaysia now stuck in Houston Texas Posts: 9,110	What an idiot

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ArchIBaLD The Vodka Theme Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 744	can some one enlighten me on his last frase: Can it be because i have a small computer? i can't seem to grasp the stupidity of this question.. this is so beyond the n00b level.. __________________ MY BLOG

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