You've played too much Splinter Cell when:

Syed Fawad · April 16th, 2005

You show up at a party and:

-You tried to grab one of the guests from behind

-You walk into a room and instinctively lurk in the shadows

-The host has repeatedly asked that you stop turning out the lights

-People stare at you, puzzled as to why you are crouching like a monkey

-You keep muttering to an invisible "Lambert", much to the confusion of the guests. Despite your objections, the guests insist that there is no "Lambert" at the party and suggest that you visit a psychologist

-You press your back against the wall whenever someone is heading your way

-Before entering a room, you slide a piece of cheese under the door "to make sure it's clear"

-If a corridor is open, you peek in before entering

-To pass a corridor, you use a quick "SWAT" turn, thinking no one will see you pass by

-You tried to enter and leave the party through the window

-You suspect someone is talking about you, and you attempt to "laser mic" the conversation with a banana

-You suspect someone is sexually interested in you, and you try to use "thermal vision" for confirmation

-You inspect every table surface carefully, not because you're looking for snacks or crumbs, but because there might be some valuable items for your SC-2000 lying around

-You speak to the guests in a morbid manner, with a gruff voice that is not your own

-Several guests have complained of waking up in the closet with a minor injury at the back of their head

-The host finally confronts you to ask about your bizarre behavior. You throw a piece of food at his feet, thinking he'll be stunned for a few seconds while you make a run for it

- You are constantly looking for viral containers to neutralize, but the bottle of Jaegermeister is the only green liquid availible and you drink it instead.

- You run around with a flash light on your head looking for people wearing black climbing on the ceiling.

-You're in a great deal of pain the next morning, wondering if perhaps you should have stretched before attempting to hold a "split jump" position for the very first time

(saw a friend posting this at the local boards, so thought to share it

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Cid Highwind · April 16th, 2005

Funny

Coolsvilleman · April 16th, 2005

true true

ArchIBaLD · April 16th, 2005

^_________^
totaly agree

SnakeBite · April 16th, 2005

I haven't played Splinter Cell, but funny anyway

RF · April 16th, 2005

Lmao, very good. Get enough people like that and we have a real life multiplayer match going on

Viper_Viper · April 18th, 2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reichfuher

Lmao, very good. Get enough people like that and we have a real life multiplayer match going on

LOL so funny, just recently when I was at six flags - Magic Mountain, on the waiting line for superman it gets real dark, I ran ahead of my friends then crouched down and waited for them to pass me. I scaired the **** out of them when I grabed them from behind.

The Shadow · April 18th, 2005

lol,that's funny.

KanedA · April 18th, 2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reichfuher

Lmao, very good. Get enough people like that and we have a real life multiplayer match going on

yeah with real weapons, not some paint ball pistols and plastic knifes :P

Syed Fawad · April 20th, 2005

Well I admit its funny, but why don you ppl add some more from yourselves?

Eface · April 20th, 2005

That would require intellectual thinking. Something these board members do not excel at

Mad · April 20th, 2005

Never played splinter cell, but looked great....

_01_ · April 20th, 2005

Very funy but true
he forgot:
When someone is heading your way jump and stretch your legs in a corridor....

Syed Fawad · April 20th, 2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by _01_

Very funy but true
he forgot:
When someone is heading your way jump and stretch your legs in a corridor....

It is there too in a way:

Quote:

-You're in a great deal of pain the next morning, wondering if perhaps you should have stretched before attempting to hold a "split jump" position for the very first time

_01_ · April 21st, 2005

ops didn´t notice.... anyway great game

April 16th, 2005	#1 (permalink)
Syed Fawad -PM to advertise here- Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: In an average country of an average planet of the solar system of an average star of an average galaxy of an average cluster. Still not average... Posts: 8,261	You've played too much Splinter Cell when: You show up at a party and: -You tried to grab one of the guests from behind -You walk into a room and instinctively lurk in the shadows -The host has repeatedly asked that you stop turning out the lights -People stare at you, puzzled as to why you are crouching like a monkey -You keep muttering to an invisible "Lambert", much to the confusion of the guests. Despite your objections, the guests insist that there is no "Lambert" at the party and suggest that you visit a psychologist -You press your back against the wall whenever someone is heading your way -Before entering a room, you slide a piece of cheese under the door "to make sure it's clear" -If a corridor is open, you peek in before entering -To pass a corridor, you use a quick "SWAT" turn, thinking no one will see you pass by -You tried to enter and leave the party through the window -You suspect someone is talking about you, and you attempt to "laser mic" the conversation with a banana -You suspect someone is sexually interested in you, and you try to use "thermal vision" for confirmation -You inspect every table surface carefully, not because you're looking for snacks or crumbs, but because there might be some valuable items for your SC-2000 lying around -You speak to the guests in a morbid manner, with a gruff voice that is not your own -Several guests have complained of waking up in the closet with a minor injury at the back of their head -The host finally confronts you to ask about your bizarre behavior. You throw a piece of food at his feet, thinking he'll be stunned for a few seconds while you make a run for it - You are constantly looking for viral containers to neutralize, but the bottle of Jaegermeister is the only green liquid availible and you drink it instead. - You run around with a flash light on your head looking for people wearing black climbing on the ceiling. -You're in a great deal of pain the next morning, wondering if perhaps you should have stretched before attempting to hold a "split jump" position for the very first time (saw a friend posting this at the local boards, so thought to share it ) __________________ Asus K8N (nForce3) AMD64 3000+ (754) 768MB DDR 400MHz (PC 3200) nVidia Geforce 6600GT 128MB (AGP) Aquamark3 - 53,000 "Good friends mustn't always be together. It is the feeling of oneness when distant that proves a lasting friendship"

April 16th, 2005	#2 (permalink)
Cid Highwind Ramma Gay Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Somwhere out in space? The Land of the Free? Heaven or Hell? Posts: 11,478	Funny __________________ Geometry Wars: 198.400 Lumines: 523.879 Rip: Cid's Bleemcast 28-08-2007 X360/Wii/PS3 belong to the current generation, update your mindset FFS

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ArchIBaLD The Vodka Theme Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 744	^_________^ totaly agree __________________ MY BLOG

April 16th, 2005	#5 (permalink)
SnakeBite Single Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Norway Posts: 667	I haven't played Splinter Cell, but funny anyway __________________ This is my new improved sig.

April 16th, 2005	#6 (permalink)
RF Canadian Spaceman Join Date: May 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 8,565	Lmao, very good. Get enough people like that and we have a real life multiplayer match going on __________________

April 18th, 2005	#8 (permalink)
The Shadow The King of All Kings. Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Somewhere. Posts: 257	lol,that's funny.

April 20th, 2005	#10 (permalink)
Syed Fawad -PM to advertise here- Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: In an average country of an average planet of the solar system of an average star of an average galaxy of an average cluster. Still not average... Posts: 8,261	Well I admit its funny, but why don you ppl add some more from yourselves? __________________ Asus K8N (nForce3) AMD64 3000+ (754) 768MB DDR 400MHz (PC 3200) nVidia Geforce 6600GT 128MB (AGP) Aquamark3 - 53,000 "Good friends mustn't always be together. It is the feeling of oneness when distant that proves a lasting friendship"

April 20th, 2005	#11 (permalink)
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April 20th, 2005	#12 (permalink)
Mad AKA snkmad Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Brazil, Fortaleza-Ceará Posts: 2,894	Never played splinter cell, but looked great.... __________________ [WinXP SP3] [Gigabyte GA-M61PM-S2] [Athlon64 X2 3800+ @2.00Ghz] [XFX Geforce 8600GT XxX 256MB DDR3] [17" SyncMaster 753v] [Samsung SATA II HD080HJ 80GB] [Samsung SATA II HD250HJ 250GB] [Kingston 2x1GB DDR2 6400@800MHz CL6] [Samsung CDDVDW SH-S203B] [NVIDIA nForce Networking] [Realtek ALC883 @ nVIDIA MCP61]

April 20th, 2005	#13 (permalink)
_01_ Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Angola Posts: 49	Very funy but true he forgot: When someone is heading your way jump and stretch your legs in a corridor.... __________________

April 21st, 2005	#15 (permalink)
_01_ Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Angola Posts: 49	ops didn´t notice.... anyway great game __________________

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