Smilie Stories

Gk1986 · October 15th, 2001

Since Kairi00 was too nice to do this (http://www.ngemu.com/forums/showthre...5&pagenumber=2), I'm starting the 'use as many smilie as possible' story thread. Submit your stories

BaD_BURN · October 15th, 2001

Smilies will rule the planet!:laser: :rockets: :mg: :fingers:

Gk1986 · October 15th, 2001

I was kinda thinking along the line:

One day there was a guy who

a lot. Everyday he would :argue: with anyone he sees, and then he'd go home and

.

Yours will work quite nicely though

BaD_BURN · October 15th, 2001

Yeah, well, I'm having a ****ty day and it sucks to kingdom come.

**Xeven** · October 15th, 2001

:help: im a retard!

Asz · October 15th, 2001

A man who would

a lot walked up to a very nice :wink: one day and said :help: so the nice :wink: said :rofl: and then :rockets: the

to death.

**Xeven** · October 15th, 2001

One night when his charge:shout: was pretty high, Micro Henry

decided to try to get a cute little coil to let him discharge

. He picked up Millie Amp:love: and took her for a ride on his Mega cycle. They rode across the Wheatstone bridge, around by the sine wave, and stopped in a magnetic field by a flowing current.
Micro Henry

, attracted by Millie's characteristic curves:eek:, soon had her resistance at a minimum and his field was fully excited:shout:. He laid her on the ground potential:rofl:, raised her frequency:fingers:, lowered her capacitance and pulled out his high voltage probe:rockets:. He inserted his probe into her test socket:laser:, connected them in paralell

, and began to short circuit her shunt:wtf:.

Fully excited Millie Amp exclaimed, "Mho, mho, mho.":love::love::love: With his tube operating at it's maximum peak current and her coil vibrating from the current flow:laser:, she soon reached her maximum peak potential:shout:. The excess current flow had gotten her coil hot and Micro Henry

started rapidly discharging

and soon had drained off every last electron

.

They fluxed all night trying various connections and sockets:wtf::bash::fingers:, until Micro Henry's bar magnet had lost all of it's field strength:sad:. Afterwards, Millie Amp:love: tried self induction

and damaged her solenoid

. With his batteries fully discharged:sad:, Micro Henry

was unable to further excite his generator:stupid:

, so they ended it all by reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses:fart:.

ehehehe

dunno whether to laugh, or bash:bash: myself in the head, anyways you guys find this offensive, just tell me and i'll take it down.

**SimonMallion** · October 15th, 2001

I see you've been doing your AC Circuit Theory then Xeven?

**Xeven** · October 15th, 2001

yeah, i learned it on one of my electromagnetics classes, ehehe

Gk1986 · October 16th, 2001

:rofl:
D00d that was disturbing...WAY too much detail for a high school sophomore who has to goto school the next day to learn about all this crap in chemistry (our teacher got WAY off topic).

Funny none the less.

**kairi00** · October 16th, 2001

... all right.... I feel the urge to continue my little story in that other thread.... here goes (not as good as the first one though, I must admit... sigh)

.. as we were :wtf:, we heard a car driving into the driveway. ":eek:, it's my parents!" she said. Needless to say, I was :eek::eek:!! Then, she had an

. "Go hide under the bed... I'll :o and act

to distract them." So there I was, under the bed.

So her father walked into the room. But how :stupid: of me, my feet were sticking out..

He noticed, I crawled out from under the bed,

,

, acted

and

. Boy he wasn't impressed. He :shout: :shout: :shout:, and :rockets: and :mg: and :laser:.

All I could do is run and

for :help:.

Yea I know that's lame, but hey.... no one seems to post more here.... sorry

**Xeven** · October 16th, 2001

I'm waiting for Sangu|ne to post here, wonder wuts gonna be her story

nyahaha!!

Gk1986 · October 17th, 2001

Probably something about lesbians

ehehe (j/k)...Kairi, that was...umm...:eek: ...good.

**Xeven** · October 17th, 2001

Sangu|ne, where is she anyway.. up hiding in a dark place?

**Ryos** · October 17th, 2001

Erm, she did post earlier today...

**Xeven** · October 17th, 2001

oh yeah..

not like she used to tho..

Gk1986 · October 17th, 2001

Unlike the days where she'd do 50-60 posts per day with us...sigh..the good old days...she needs to start posting at night again

**kairi00** · October 17th, 2001

My guess is, Sangu|ne's busy with exams and schoolwork.... we go to the same school, but me being the superslacker that I am... ehehehehe

Gk1986 · October 17th, 2001

Exams? In October? Eek!!! One more reason to fear college

I'm so slacking off in Highschool. Remember the BS paper I had to do a while ago? I got it back today and got a 98. :confused: What the hell was the teacher smoking?

Sangu|ne · October 17th, 2001

Hey Guys...

Ryos... yes... I did post earlier today... was having problems with FF tactics + epsxe... apparently 5'8" got it working right... need to know his secret (I followed his setup to no avail).

So.. for the rest of you.. I'm sorry to disappoint.. but I have no smiley story!! Okay... I could regale you all with a boring tale of how my life has been for the last little while that I haven't been posting...

Okay... Uhmm... I've been thoroughly swamped with exams:confused: and it's just making my brain want to explode...

but that's University life for you

whyyy oh whyyy did I choose to go into University?

so.. yes.. I've been swamped with work... am currently trying to quickly memorize a speech I have to do for Mandarin class tomorrow, actually... not working too well... especially when my mother decided to mock me at the dinner table.

Anyhow... it's so sweet that you guys even noticed I was gone.

hope I'll start posting more often soon. ttfn!

October 15th, 2001	#1 (permalink)
Gk1986 Bringer Of Destruction Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,716	Smilie Stories Since Kairi00 was too nice to do this (http://www.ngemu.com/forums/showthre...5&pagenumber=2), I'm starting the 'use as many smilie as possible' story thread. Submit your stories Last edited by Gk1986; October 15th, 2001 at 02:39.

October 15th, 2001	#3 (permalink)
Gk1986 Bringer Of Destruction Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,716	I was kinda thinking along the line: One day there was a guy who a lot. Everyday he would :argue: with anyone he sees, and then he'd go home and . Yours will work quite nicely though Last edited by Gk1986; October 15th, 2001 at 02:49.

October 15th, 2001	#5 (permalink)
Xeven A BIG BAD BATARD™ Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,517	:help: im a retard! __________________

October 15th, 2001	#7 (permalink)
Xeven A BIG BAD BATARD™ Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,517	Sex Life Of An Electron One night when his charge:shout: was pretty high, Micro Henry decided to try to get a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Millie Amp:love: and took her for a ride on his Mega cycle. They rode across the Wheatstone bridge, around by the sine wave, and stopped in a magnetic field by a flowing current. Micro Henry, attracted by Millie's characteristic curves:eek:, soon had her resistance at a minimum and his field was fully excited:shout:. He laid her on the ground potential:rofl:, raised her frequency:fingers:, lowered her capacitance and pulled out his high voltage probe:rockets:. He inserted his probe into her test socket:laser:, connected them in paralell, and began to short circuit her shunt:wtf:. Fully excited Millie Amp exclaimed, "Mho, mho, mho.":love::love::love: With his tube operating at it's maximum peak current and her coil vibrating from the current flow:laser:, she soon reached her maximum peak potential:shout:. The excess current flow had gotten her coil hot and Micro Henry started rapidly discharging and soon had drained off every last electron. They fluxed all night trying various connections and sockets:wtf::bash::fingers:, until Micro Henry's bar magnet had lost all of it's field strength:sad:. Afterwards, Millie Amp:love: tried self induction and damaged her solenoid. With his batteries fully discharged:sad:, Micro Henry was unable to further excite his generator:stupid:, so they ended it all by reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses:fart:. ehehehe dunno whether to laugh, or bash:bash: myself in the head, anyways you guys find this offensive, just tell me and i'll take it down. __________________ Last edited by Xeven; October 15th, 2001 at 09:34.

October 15th, 2001	#8 (permalink)
SimonMallion Emu author Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: England Posts: 1,062	I see you've been doing your AC Circuit Theory then Xeven? __________________ http://simonmallion.homedns.org/PSXMemTool

October 15th, 2001	#2 (permalink)
BaD_BURN In limbo Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Cave dweller Posts: 914	Smilies will rule the planet!:laser: :rockets: :mg: :fingers:

October 15th, 2001	#4 (permalink)
BaD_BURN In limbo Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Cave dweller Posts: 914	Yeah, well, I'm having a ****ty day and it sucks to kingdom come.

October 15th, 2001	#6 (permalink)
Asz EATS BREAKFAST WITH FACE Join Date: May 2001 Location: Tucson, Arizona Posts: 1,611	A man who would a lot walked up to a very nice :wink: one day and said :help: so the nice :wink: said :rofl: and then :rockets: the to death.

October 15th, 2001	#9 (permalink)
Xeven A BIG BAD BATARD™ Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,517	yeah, i learned it on one of my electromagnetics classes, ehehe __________________

October 16th, 2001	#10 (permalink)
Gk1986 Bringer Of Destruction Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,716	:rofl: D00d that was disturbing...WAY too much detail for a high school sophomore who has to goto school the next day to learn about all this crap in chemistry (our teacher got WAY off topic). Funny none the less.

October 16th, 2001	#11 (permalink)
kairi00 Puchiko-nyu! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 49° 11' N 123° 10' W Posts: 2,854	... all right.... I feel the urge to continue my little story in that other thread.... here goes (not as good as the first one though, I must admit... sigh) .. as we were :wtf:, we heard a car driving into the driveway. ":eek:, it's my parents!" she said. Needless to say, I was :eek::eek:!! Then, she had an . "Go hide under the bed... I'll :o and act to distract them." So there I was, under the bed. So her father walked into the room. But how :stupid: of me, my feet were sticking out.. He noticed, I crawled out from under the bed, , , acted and . Boy he wasn't impressed. He :shout: :shout: :shout:, and :rockets: and :mg: and :laser:. All I could do is run and for :help:. Yea I know that's lame, but hey.... no one seems to post more here.... sorry __________________ "Not every ejaculation deserves a name." --- George Carlin

October 16th, 2001	#12 (permalink)
Xeven A BIG BAD BATARD™ Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,517	I'm waiting for Sangu\|ne to post here, wonder wuts gonna be her story nyahaha!! __________________

October 17th, 2001	#13 (permalink)
Gk1986 Bringer Of Destruction Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,716	Probably something about lesbians ehehe (j/k)...Kairi, that was...umm...:eek: ...good.

October 17th, 2001	#14 (permalink)
Xeven A BIG BAD BATARD™ Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,517	Sangu\|ne, where is she anyway.. up hiding in a dark place? __________________

October 17th, 2001	#15 (permalink)
Ryos Revenger of Vengeance Join Date: May 2001 Location: Nowhere Posts: 11,250	Erm, she did post earlier today...

October 17th, 2001	#16 (permalink)
Xeven A BIG BAD BATARD™ Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,517	oh yeah.. not like she used to tho.. __________________ Last edited by Xeven; October 17th, 2001 at 01:18.

October 17th, 2001	#17 (permalink)
Gk1986 Bringer Of Destruction Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,716	Unlike the days where she'd do 50-60 posts per day with us...sigh..the good old days...she needs to start posting at night again

October 17th, 2001	#18 (permalink)
kairi00 Puchiko-nyu! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 49° 11' N 123° 10' W Posts: 2,854	My guess is, Sangu\|ne's busy with exams and schoolwork.... we go to the same school, but me being the superslacker that I am... ehehehehe __________________ "Not every ejaculation deserves a name." --- George Carlin

October 17th, 2001	#19 (permalink)
Gk1986 Bringer Of Destruction Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,716	Exams? In October? Eek!!! One more reason to fear college I'm so slacking off in Highschool. Remember the BS paper I had to do a while ago? I got it back today and got a 98. :confused: What the hell was the teacher smoking?

October 17th, 2001	#20 (permalink)
Sangu\|ne Notorious Vivi Hugger Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 767	Hey Guys... Ryos... yes... I did post earlier today... was having problems with FF tactics + epsxe... apparently 5'8" got it working right... need to know his secret (I followed his setup to no avail). So.. for the rest of you.. I'm sorry to disappoint.. but I have no smiley story!! Okay... I could regale you all with a boring tale of how my life has been for the last little while that I haven't been posting... Okay... Uhmm... I've been thoroughly swamped with exams:confused: and it's just making my brain want to explode... but that's University life for you whyyy oh whyyy did I choose to go into University? so.. yes.. I've been swamped with work... am currently trying to quickly memorize a speech I have to do for Mandarin class tomorrow, actually... not working too well... especially when my mother decided to mock me at the dinner table. Anyhow... it's so sweet that you guys even noticed I was gone. hope I'll start posting more often soon. ttfn! __________________ Never play leap Frog with a Unicorn - Anonymous

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode