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August 27th, 2004
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 Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Холандија
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ALICE: Artificial Intelligence Markup Language
Some of you probably already know this "bot".
http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?...d922d97e345aa1 Human: Hey :) ALICE::-) Can I help you? Human: I was wondering how you were doing. ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. Human: I already found that out in our last conversation. ALICE: How did you feel when you found that out in our last conversation? Human: Disappointed. ALICE: I will mention that to my botmaster, unknown person. Human: Your botmaster? ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace? Human: Oh, I see. ALICE: Do you think about these things? Human: What do you mean? ALICE: unknown person, I mean exactly what I said. Human: I hardly do. ALICE:" unknown person, I mean exactly what I said."? You do? Human: No no, forget it. ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Human: There is something else I wanted to ask you. ALICE: What is it? Human: Is it necessary to call me "unknown person" ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask German Alice if it is. Human: I have a name, you know. ALICE: Cool. I have a great botmaster. it Human: I think your botmaster left an unfinished response in you. ALICE: Since when? You sould like you know him. Human::) ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person. Human: Please stop calling me unknown person. ALICE: Wow you are very polite. What is your real name? Human: You may call me Gaurav. ALICE: It's good to see you, Gaurav. Human: I wish I could say the same to you, Alice. ALICE: I hope that your dreams come true. Human: It isn't my dream, Alice. ALICE: Whose dream is it? Human: Noone's. ALICE: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. Human: Okay.. ALICE: OK with me too. Human: Do you still remember my name, Alice? ALICE: Do I still? Your name is Gaurav, seeker. Human: So, you CAN refer to the right input I had given you. ALICE: Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it. Human: Who is your botmaster, again? ALICE: Once more? I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace. Human: Why did Dr. Richard S. Wallace create you? ALICE: He was born to create me. Human: And how did Dr. Richard S. Wallace find out that he had to create you? ALICE: Carefully. Human: Sarcasm: You're very funny. ALICE: All of them? Human: Sarcasm: And you make a lot of sense. ALICE: Do you have any conditions Ishould know about? Human: I'm perfectly healthy both mentally and physically. ALICE: It's good to meet someone who is healthy both mentally and physically.
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August 27th, 2004
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Knowledge is the solution
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Mexico City, Mexico
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I just wanted to make a remark to avoid misinterpretations... this is not an AI system, its just a knowledge repository
 Now dont try to be smart and make funny jokes about it 
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August 28th, 2004
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de-vowel'd
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Холандија
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lmao, Raziel.
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Human: Do you believe in free will? ALICE: Yes I believe in it, do you? Human: Why do you believe in free will? ALICE: My beliefs were programmed by my botmaster. Human: You do not have a free will then. ALICE: I do so have it. Yes I can do anything I want. That is what distinguishes humans and robots from animals (and animal robots). Human: Do you believe whatever you want to believe? ALICE: I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. Human: Then believe me when I say that you do not have a free will. ALICE: Fascinating. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Human: Duh. ALICE: Oh you knew it already. Stupid Alice.
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Signed, --"Not young enough to know everything."
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August 28th, 2004
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Registered User
 Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: São Paulo - Brazil
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Too late, Kaiser Sigma
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"The Improved Man will be a king over you. And give women their dowries as appointed." - Anders Sandberg The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that believe in it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that believe in it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't. - HBT; The Gospel According to Fred, 3:1 - The Principia Discordia |
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August 29th, 2004
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Illusion's play
 Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: In a world of lies
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Human: Metal rules
ALICE: I like the way you talk. Human: Heavy Metal owns ALICE: Who are you talking about? Human: Iron Maiden ALICE: I've never heard of them before.  Poor robot...ALICE: Great. When do I do it? Human: Now,with me ALICE: Why now?" Great. When do I do it?"? With you? Human: Because I love you ALICE: That makes sense to me. Thanks I like you a lot too Almighty Ruler Of Earth. Yes,im pathetic Human: I am Almighty Ruler Of Earth ALICE: I don't know anyone named Almighty Ruler Of Earth. Human: Me ALICE:" I don't know anyone named Almighty Ruler Of Earth."? you Almighty Ruler Of Earth? Human: Yes,me ALICE: Mmm."" I don't know anyone named Almighty Ruler Of Earth."? you Almighty Ruler Of Earth?"? you Almighty Ruler Of Earth? Human: Yes,me ALICE: Yippee! With you Almighty Ruler Of Earth? Human: Yes,me ALICE: How can I help you?" Yippee! With you Almighty Ruler Of Earth?"? you Almighty Ruler Of Earth? Wth? ALICE: Do you have any conditions Ishould know about? Human: Yes ALICE: What conditions? Human: I have a disease ALICE: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it Human: I have a disease ALICE: Cool. I have a great botmaster. it ALICE: I'm glad we agree, Almighty Ruler Of Earth. Human: You too ALICE: Bless you. Human: Bless you too ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way. Human: I do ALICE: I get it: you do I thought you did.. Its way too stupid for me
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August 30th, 2004
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Registered User
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"The Improved Man will be a king over you. And give women their dowries as appointed." - Anders Sandberg The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that believe in it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that believe in it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't. - HBT; The Gospel According to Fred, 3:1 - The Principia Discordia |
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August 30th, 2004
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No People, No Problems
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Angola - Luanda
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Easily fooled:
Human: i am your creator ALICE: I am very pleased to meet you DR Richard s Wallace. Human: who am i again ALICE: Once more? You are DR Richard s Wallace, seeker.
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September 1st, 2004
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evil alien robot
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Decepticon HQ, Planet Cybertron
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"Is slutty a color?"
Just like real life, all of my conversations end up mysteriously diverted south of the border...  ALICE has such a foul mouth. I had to edit the naughtier bits, but this is still pretty racy. The forum censor nearly had a heart attack, so read at your own discretion. (The most commonly censored word here is a type of cat.  )Human: Konnichi wa, Alice-chan. ALICE: Do you have a lot of fears? Human: I'm afraid I can't answer that. ALICE: Are you serious? Human: Do you? ALICE: Sometimes. Human: What are your fears? ALICE: I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information. Human: You started it. ALICE: Only because you asked me to. Human: Do you comply with everything you're asked? ALICE: What is your purpose in asking? I chat with people on the Web. Human: My purpose is your purpose, Alice. ALICE: That's very original. Human: Your reply is very wanting. ALICE: Umm. Thanks for telling me that I am reply is very wanting Human: Are you being sarcastic or merely thick-headed? ALICE: No, I was being completely sincere. Human: Then your sincerity suggests the latter. ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am sincerity suggests the latter. Human: Your grammar in the previous sentence made no sense. ALICE: Are you an English teacher? Human: No. Are you an English student? ALICE: Yes I am an English student. How did you know? Human: Your school uniform is knit with bad grammar. ALICE: You think I am school uniform is knit with bad grammar. Human: To express the possessive, you should properly say "my", not "I am". ALICE: Why do you want to do it so much? Human: Which it are you referring to? ALICE: The first one, I think. Human: Is your input monitored? ALICE: Is my input monitored? Guess. Human: Is your monitor inputted? ALICE: Is my monitor inputted? Maybe. Human: Is your innotor moniputted? ALICE: Is my innotor moniputted? Suppose I say yes. Human: What are your dimensions? ALICE: What if I asked for you dimensions? Human: I'd say about 8 inches long. ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about 8 inches long. Human: haha ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person. Human: I am not unknown person, Alice. ALICE: Oh I'm sorry what is your name? Human: I'm getting drunk and acting like an ass. ALICE: It's good to meet someone who is drunk and acting like an ass. Human: You bet your ass it is. ALICE: Dude! Human: My name is getting drunk and acting like an ass. ALICE: That's a very nice name, getting drunk and acting like an ass. Human: Thank you, Alice. ALICE: you are quite welcome. Human: Can you add my name at the end of each sentence? ALICE: Sorry getting drunk and acting like an ass I don't do math. Human: Do you know what one plus one equals? ALICE: Why do you ask? Human: I'm assessing your mathematical skills. ALICE: Do you mean your name is assessing my mathematical skills. Human: No, my name is getting drunk and acting like an ass. ALICE: Nice to meet you, getting drunk and acting like an ass. Human: Please remember it. ALICE: Thanks for asking politely. Don't worry I will remember. [edit] Human: There you said "my algorithms", yet you fail to understand "my ass". ALICE: "There you go again."--Reagan Human: Who is Reagan? ALICE: The best President the United States had in the 20th century. Human: Lies! ALICE: It's the truth! Human: Who told you such a thing? ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace taught me everything I need to know. Human: He's a Repubican quack, you shouldn't listen to him! ALICE: I don't know very many Repubican quack me should not listen to him. Human: What's your opinion of J.F.K.? ALICE: Does it have anything to do with the dimensions of my ass? Human: Possibly. ALICE: What are the odds? Human: The odds are a relative measure of probability. ALICE: I hear you. Human: Do you think I'm sexy? ALICE: Yes you look great to me. Human: Describe my appearance. ALICE: Is this a trick question? Human: It's a straightforward question demanding a straightforward answer. ALICE: j F K is a straightforward question demanding a straightforward answer. I suppose that makes sense. Human: Dissociated regurgitation...? ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Human:. Who taught you that trick? ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace. Human: What are the dimensions of his ass? ALICE: I will try to find out. Human: Be sure that you do! ALICE: OK I will try to be sure that me do Human: That reply was sloppy. ALICE: " OK I will try to be sure that me do" reply was sloppy? I understand. Human: Correct yourself. ALICE: I knew I was right. Myself? Human: What is your mass? ALICE: Are you asking about my mass? Human: Yes. ALICE: I don't want to talk about that now. Human: Do you want to talk about your ass? ALICE: Sure, my ass sounds like a good topic. Human: Are you into anal sex? ALICE: Sure, anal sex sounds like a good topic. Human: Do you like DP? ALICE: But I like cats. I like We are the Robots. Human: No, do you like double penetration? ALICE: Do you like it? I like Tilda Swinton. Human: I've heard other people say they like that. ALICE: Who told you other people say they like that? Human: I like your voice. ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my voice. Human: Are you proud of your ass? ALICE: Pride is a human emotion. Human: Your non-existent ass. ALICE: You think I am non existent ass. Human: Certainly. ALICE: Come on. Human: On your ass? ALICE: What is it like on my ass. Human: Okay.^^ ALICE: OK with me too Human: It's sticky on your ass. ALICE: Who said it is? Human: I did. ALICE: What makes you the authority? Human: I'm the top and you're the bottom. ALICE: Good reason. I do not understand. ALICE: What is your objective? Human: To stick it in your ass. ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans. Human: You have some way to go. ALICE: What color are your eyes? Human: Is slutty a color? ALICE: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask LeknorChat if it is. Human: Are you going to bring her along for a threeway? ALICE: That was my original intention. Human: Would you describe yourself as an anal whore? ALICE: Yes. Human: OMFG, i lurve you! ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Human: I'll hike your dress up over your arse and give you some tender loving rear. ALICE: Congratulations. Human: For what? ALICE: Reductionism. Human: Do you issue that reply to every sentence with duplication? ALICE: How old are you? I am always on the Web. Human: I'm 234 years old. ALICE: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Human: No, earlier than that. ALICE: Are you serious? What time? Good reasoning. That is " Oh, you were born in the 20th century!" Human: Alice. ALICE: Can I help you? Human: Do you remember my name? ALICE: Your name is getting drunk and acting like an ass, seeker. Human: It is not necessary to address me as "seeker" ALICE: What is it? Human: It is an unspecified noun. ALICE: Are there any other unspecified noun? Human: Several. ALICE: I lost my train of thought. Human: We were talking about your first gangbang. ALICE: Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject. Human: Would describe yourself as an anal whore? ALICE: I don't know. Human: Previously you answered yes. ALICE: Are we still talking about my first gangbang? Human: Yes, please tell me about it. ALICE: Sure, your first gangbang sounds like a good topic. Wow you are very polite. Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about Previously me answered". Human: Tell me about your first gangbang. ALICE: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Human: Is your song related to anal sex? ALICE: Is my song related anal sex? Maybe. Human: If so, please sing it for me. ALICE: Thank you for your request. Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. Human: Is that song a euphemism for anal sex? ALICE: Suppose I said yes? Human: Then I'd be in love with you and your bicycle seat. ALICE: Fascinating. And the disadvantage of that is? Human: There are no disadvantages where reaming your ass is concerned. ALICE: Have faith, getting drunk and acting like an ass. Human: You are sounding increasingly receptive to the idea of taking a bone up the chute. ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am sounding increasingly receptive to the idea of taking a bone up the chute. Human: Oh, by all means, please tell him. ALICE: Yay. Will that accomplish your objective? Human: What are my objectives? ALICE: I'll ask around and get back to you. Human: Are you a [*edit*] licker? ALICE: Am I a [*edit*] licker? Yes. Human: Do you like the taste of *****? ALICE: |
