Al Qaeda's new plans revealed!

**Ryos** · August 20th, 2004

Their newest strategy...simply defies words.

OMG THE HORROR!

jareg · August 20th, 2004

This is terrible

...Me goes and hides....

**_E_** · August 20th, 2004

Quote:

"One morning, I entered their living quarters and they had worked so hard the night before they had fallen into bed together, suffering from exhaustion.

"That's when I saw the blueprints for the bomb. I asked about it, but Bin Laden said to leave it to the scientists. He and Atef had accidentally set one off the night before."

Yours,
-Elly

hellmasterx · August 20th, 2004

for some menbers this is going to be good news.

**Katsuya** · August 20th, 2004

Didn’t this already happen in San Francisco?

**Raziel** · August 20th, 2004

lol

Boltzmann · August 20th, 2004

The conservative right will go nut over these news

After all, homossexualism is teh evil

Kaiser Sigma · August 20th, 2004

As long as lesbian porn exists we will be safe...

Binzo · August 20th, 2004

Send all gay men to antartica and send all lesbians to The Hustler studio for filming ! woot woot a perfect world we would live in

**Kirby** · August 20th, 2004

talk about a "weapon of ass destruction"

Gamer1 · August 20th, 2004

would this work on women too...

personally i would hate it if all the women turned lesbian... cuz that would mean i wouldn't get any... bisexuals on the other hand....

**Xeven** · August 20th, 2004

the ultimate weapon

upwardexhalebwn · August 20th, 2004

omg , kirby good one !

Unicron · August 21st, 2004

*goes to get "do not enter" sign placed on ass.* *shudders*
cant get hit with my back to the wall....
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edit:
"The explosive device is a foot long and shaped like a cigar with a pair of land mines at one end."
*shudders*

Carnage · August 21st, 2004

I don't live in america so I wouldnt mind seeing all of this chaos on cnn...

Hmmm...imagine the damage when kaiser would accidently step on one of those mines

Gamer1 · August 21st, 2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnage

Hmmm...imagine the damage when kaiser would accidently step on one of those mines

if kaiser did do that, (s)he would be known as Kaiserin Sigma. lol
*assuming you're talking about a mine that explodes with gas that turns people into queens

**Razor Blade** · August 21st, 2004

Uck! Did you see the girl of the week on that site? She's Fugly

Anyways Oh no!

Kaiser Sigma · August 21st, 2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnage

Hmmm...imagine the damage when kaiser would accidently step on one of those mines

I wear a lesbian protective suit... I can't be harmed by such weapons of mass destruction...

Carnage · August 21st, 2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaiser Sigma

I wear a lesbian protective suit... I can't be harmed by such weapons of mass destruction...

Just one small scratch in your suit and its bye bye females for you

On the otherhand...it's better for us males that that's not gonna happen...a horny kaiser going after males,the horror

Kaiser Sigma · August 21st, 2004

Geez, is that what you daydream about me when you are not online? That's... disturbing...

/The Great Kaiser Sigma then goes off to hit on the opposite sex to get rid of the weird taste

August 20th, 2004	#1 (permalink)
Ryos Revenger of Vengeance Join Date: May 2001 Location: Nowhere Posts: 11,250	Al Qaeda's new plans revealed! Their newest strategy...simply defies words. OMG THE HORROR! __________________ Sanity is overrated.

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August 20th, 2004	#4 (permalink)
hellmasterx He's watching you. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: RD Posts: 1,222	for some menbers this is going to be good news. __________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------- Boom Boom Dollar!!!!!! pushing all the buttons!!!

August 20th, 2004	#6 (permalink)
Raziel Beta Administrator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Nantes, France Posts: 6,150	lol __________________ System Specs: OS: Windows Vista Ultimate x64 Edition CPU: Intel Core 2 Duo E8500 @4GHz Video Card: MSI GeForce 8800 GTX Motherboard: ASUS Maximus Formula SE RAM: 4GB OCZ XMS2 PC6400 Sound Card: Creative Sound Blaster Audigy 2 ZS

August 20th, 2004	#7 (permalink)
Boltzmann Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: São Paulo - Brazil Posts: 7,649	The conservative right will go nut over these news After all, homossexualism is teh evil __________________ "The Improved Man will be a king over you. And give women their dowries as appointed." - Anders Sandberg The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that believe in it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that believe in it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't. - HBT; The Gospel According to Fred, 3:1 - The Principia Discordia

August 20th, 2004	#5 (permalink)
Katsuya - Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: - Posts: 1,936	Didn’t this already happen in San Francisco?

August 20th, 2004	#8 (permalink)
Kaiser Sigma ~ Lord of Darkness ~ Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: A place darker than the night Posts: 14,591	As long as lesbian porn exists we will be safe...

August 20th, 2004	#9 (permalink)
Binzo Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: USA Posts: 172	Send all gay men to antartica and send all lesbians to The Hustler studio for filming ! woot woot a perfect world we would live in

August 20th, 2004	#10 (permalink)
Kirby Politically incorrect FTW Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Massachusetts, USA Posts: 8,445	talk about a "weapon of ass destruction" __________________ AMD Athlon64 X2 4400+ Toledo, Nvidia GeForce 7950GT SLi, 2GB PC3200 2-3-2-5, ABit AN8-SLi, Sound Blaster X-FI XtremeMusic

August 20th, 2004	#11 (permalink)
Gamer1 Anti-Brand Loyalist Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Its too dark to tell... Posts: 3,237	would this work on women too... personally i would hate it if all the women turned lesbian... cuz that would mean i wouldn't get any... bisexuals on the other hand.... __________________ Iris: (Proc:Intel Pentium4 2.8Ghz w/ HT UNLOCKED @ 15x200) (Mobo: Asus P4C800-E) (RAM: Corsair XMS 2x512MB DDR400) (HDD 1: Seagate 80GB, 8MB Buffer, 7200 RPM) (Disk Drive 1: Lite-On 16x DVD Burner 1673S) (GFX Card: Radeon 9800 All-In-Wonder Pro 128MB) (Sound Card: Sound Blaster Audigy) Morrigan: (Proc:AMD Athlon 2500+ @ 11x200) (Mobo: Asrock K7V88) (RAM: Corsair XMS 512MB DDR400) (HDD 1: Seagate 80GB, 8MB Buffer, 7200 RPM) (Disk Drive 1: NEC 16x DVD Burner 3200AG) (GFX Card: Radeon 920064MB) (Sound Card: Sound Blaster Live! 5.1)

August 20th, 2004	#12 (permalink)
Xeven A BIG BAD BATARD™ Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,517	the ultimate weapon __________________

August 20th, 2004	#13 (permalink)
upwardexhalebwn My cigeratte sparkles lol Join Date: May 2004 Location: canton Nc usa Posts: 252	omg , kirby good one ! __________________ Be like Me for I C XtaC.

August 21st, 2004	#14 (permalink)
Unicron Git er done Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Raleigh, NC USA GO us! Posts: 2,828	goes to get "do not enter" sign placed on ass. shudders cant get hit with my back to the wall.... cant get hit with my back to the wall.... cant get hit with my back to the wall.... cant get hit with my back to the wall.... cant get hit with my back to the wall.... cant get hit with my back to the wall.... cant get hit with my back to the wall.... cant get hit with my back to the wall.... cant get hit with my back to the wall.... edit: "The explosive device is a foot long and shaped like a cigar with a pair of land mines at one end." shudders __________________ It is the soldier, not the court, that has given us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the agitator, who has given us the freedom to protest. It is the soldier who salutes the flag, serves beneath the flag, whose coffin is draped by the flag, who gives that protestor the freedom he abuses to burn that flag. -Senator Zell Miller Last edited by Unicron; August 21st, 2004 at 01:27.

August 21st, 2004	#15 (permalink)
Carnage Illusion's play Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: In a world of lies Posts: 3,703	I don't live in america so I wouldnt mind seeing all of this chaos on cnn... Hmmm...imagine the damage when kaiser would accidently step on one of those mines __________________ Member of the " Pessimists Club " Visit my personal Doom project (music,not the game) at Lament Of Suffering

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Kaiser Sigma ~ Lord of Darkness ~ Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: A place darker than the night Posts: 14,591	Geez, is that what you daydream about me when you are not online? That's... disturbing... /The Great Kaiser Sigma then goes off to hit on the opposite sex to get rid of the weird taste

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