The Pessimists club

cloudvii · June 25th, 2004

Hey , I've heard about that club manytimes , but i couldn't understand what's it up for ? I mean , i've seen some members putting signatures like (I'm a proud member of the Pessimists club) No offence , but does that club have any sort of activities or something like that ?
Don't haunt me now in my nightmares , Killjoy

**I-Chan** · June 25th, 2004

It's not your activities but reality what makes you member, you know

June 25th, 2004

I think an optimists club would have activities, but pessimists are too pessimistic to start them

Boltzmann · June 25th, 2004

I was one of the founders of the club, but I'm slowly trying to leave it

Seriously, too much pessimism almost ****ed up my personal life...

**I-Chan** · June 25th, 2004

What? I didn't notice before. You left us? Well, nothing to be surprised of, it's always the best people who leaves... Hope it wasn't anything too serious, pal

Boltzmann · June 25th, 2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by I-Chan

What? I didn't notice before. You left us? Well, nothing to be surprised of, it's always the best people who leaves... Hope it wasn't anything too serious, pal

Nope, it was actually something good

I didn't leave the club, through... (not yet

)

Anyway, if you are too pessimist you risk losing many opportunities. There's one girl that got a crush on me, and gave many hints. But my pessimism always forced me to interpret them in a twisted way ("oh, she's just my friend - friends always act like this"... "she's pitying me" and things like that). When she found out my extreme pessimism she came forth and expressed her feelings, and she made me take a second look at this whole extreme pessimism thing...

**I-Chan** · June 25th, 2004

Wow! Nice then

. So you are now on the playboy club, right? xD You know, i became member mostly because of girls, so i can understand that a girl takes you out. Glad something that good happened to you!

aimonz · June 25th, 2004

is much better to be optimistic!!!

but is very very difficult...

mAjin_Mohz · June 25th, 2004

LOL!!!

me2, some chick likes me in school..gave hints, i ignored

muahahaha and now schools over lolol

Something we gotz in common eh?

Boltzmann · June 25th, 2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by I-Chan

Wow! Nice then

. So you are now on the playboy club, right? xD You know, i became member mostly because of girls, so i can understand that a girl takes you out. Glad something that good happened to you!

Yeah, me and Killjoy founded it mostly because of girls as well

Anyway, I'm not a playboy

I'm still insecure around girls, and I'm still trying to improve my self-esteem

But at least now I know that there are women in this world (or in my country

) that enjoy scientific debates. What attracted her to me (and myself to her) was our long conversations about neuroscience (specially on the subject of neural plasticity, memory formation and cognitive psychology)

I hope you can find someone as well

(F)ragnarok(F) · June 25th, 2004

yeah, we're too pessimistic to start nething cuz we'll think that wat we start will fall apart sooner or later

good job, Boltzmann, finding urself a girl n trying to overcome this pessimism (is this even a word?

) well i wish u the best of luck on behalf of the ppl from the love thread

**Dark Watcher** · June 25th, 2004

Hello.. We are DW and we will be your activities director during your stay at the Optimist Club.

One of the activities we are working today is waking up in the morning (no easy task), look at yourself in the mirror (Flexing optional), and asking yourself "Who will be the lucky individual that will be affected by my presence today?" Give yourself a wink, a few pumps to inflate your ego, and make an impact at school / work

Kaiser Sigma · June 25th, 2004

Greetings... I'm The Great Kaiser Sigma and I lead the followings "Guilds":

* Playboy Club
- Requirements to Join: no gf (though we could negotiate on that one), you have to be a pimp and an extremely superficial person.
- Daily activities: hummm... hitting on the opposite sex ?
- Current Members: Kaiser Sigma (founder), Yeloazndevil (you are still a member?)(co-founder), Quatro (CEO last time I checked).

* Elite
- Requirements to Join: your name must be Kaiser Sigma, you must be Kaiser Sigma. All other aspirants will be immediately dismissed (yes, it's a highly selective group

)
- Daily activities: being arrogant, being a badass, praising the value of your own self on a daily basis, increasing the level of your ego on a regular basis... amongst other activities.
- Current Members: Kaiser Sigma (founder, Nº1 member of "The Elite", biggest badass {or just an ass according to some people

} in town, arrogant one... the list goes on).

cloudvii · June 25th, 2004

>>>I think an optimists club would have activities, but pessimists are too pessimistic to start them

yes sure they are

>>>What attracted her to me (and myself to her) was our long conversations about neuroscience (specially on the subject of neural plasticity, memory formation and cognitive psychology)

I hope you can find someone as well

I hope i can in another category (away from neural plasticity things

)

So , who are the members of the pessimists club ?
All i know are : Boltzmann , Killjoy , I-Chan , (F)ragnarok(F) , carnage and Alexander06

Frostmourne · June 25th, 2004

Is there a Realist Club? maybe i should start one

Boltzmann · June 25th, 2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by (F)ragnarok(F)

good job, Boltzmann, finding urself a girl n trying to overcome this pessimism (is this even a word?

) well i wish u the best of luck on behalf of the ppl from the love thread

Thanks, (F)ragnarok(F)

Anyway, I think I'll tell my story in the love thread tonight... it's a weird story (and I look like a dolt through most of it

)

cloudvii · June 25th, 2004

>>>Is there a Realist Club? maybe i should start one

I think the pessimists club can be considered as a Realist club as they look for life so realisticly (they don't wait for imaginary events like : that girl would like my big nose

)
Hey , no offence (if any one of you have a big nose , accept my apologies

)

Tori-Yama · June 25th, 2004

Well, ppl should count more on their skills rather than to think that something won't workout well anyway. So I do, and I'm fine with that. Also I'm always the one who says "its gonna be alright, calm down". Mostly I'm right, life goes on you know.

Proto · June 25th, 2004

That's why I founded the independent pessimistic club. We dont pity ourselves for being a fiasco in social relationships, we pity/hate the vast majority of humanity for not being as superior as us. As such, we totally give on humanity and become misantrophists, striving for the eventual extintion of the inferior homo sapiens sapiens and fighting for the creation of a new, better race.

Suscriptions are open

Grv · June 25th, 2004

heh, Proto.

I'd almost say I want in, but then there's my general club-resisting / lone wolf mindset, that backfires on the plan of joining anything I do not know enough about.

June 25th, 2004	#1 (permalink)
cloudvii Emunext fanboy Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Cairo , Egypt Posts: 4,243	The Pessimists club Hey , I've heard about that club manytimes , but i couldn't understand what's it up for ? I mean , i've seen some members putting signatures like (I'm a proud member of the Pessimists club) No offence , but does that club have any sort of activities or something like that ? Don't haunt me now in my nightmares , Killjoy __________________ Fekra Online magazine Fekra Magazine Fekra Magazine readers Facebook group

June 25th, 2004	#2 (permalink)
I-Chan Ex Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Spain Posts: 3,085	It's not your activities but reality what makes you member, you know __________________ "I'm living in a dream I can't wake from" Core 2 Duo 6600 FSB 1066 \| 2048 MB DDR2 PC2 6400 800 MHZ \| NVIDIA 8800 GTS \| Sound Blaster Audigy 4 \| Seagate Barracuda 250GB SATAII+WD Caviar 250GB \| Dell 3007WFP-HC 30" Widescreen

June 25th, 2004	#4 (permalink)
Boltzmann Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: São Paulo - Brazil Posts: 7,649	I was one of the founders of the club, but I'm slowly trying to leave it Seriously, too much pessimism almost ***ed up my personal life... __________________ "The Improved Man will be a king over you. And give women their dowries as appointed.*" - Anders Sandberg The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that believe in it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that believe in it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't. - HBT; The Gospel According to Fred, 3:1 - The Principia Discordia

June 25th, 2004	#5 (permalink)
I-Chan Ex Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Spain Posts: 3,085	What? I didn't notice before. You left us? Well, nothing to be surprised of, it's always the best people who leaves... Hope it wasn't anything too serious, pal __________________ "I'm living in a dream I can't wake from" Core 2 Duo 6600 FSB 1066 \| 2048 MB DDR2 PC2 6400 800 MHZ \| NVIDIA 8800 GTS \| Sound Blaster Audigy 4 \| Seagate Barracuda 250GB SATAII+WD Caviar 250GB \| Dell 3007WFP-HC 30" Widescreen

June 25th, 2004	#7 (permalink)
I-Chan Ex Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Spain Posts: 3,085	Wow! Nice then . So you are now on the playboy club, right? xD You know, i became member mostly because of girls, so i can understand that a girl takes you out. Glad something that good happened to you! __________________ "I'm living in a dream I can't wake from" Core 2 Duo 6600 FSB 1066 \| 2048 MB DDR2 PC2 6400 800 MHZ \| NVIDIA 8800 GTS \| Sound Blaster Audigy 4 \| Seagate Barracuda 250GB SATAII+WD Caviar 250GB \| Dell 3007WFP-HC 30" Widescreen

June 25th, 2004	#3 (permalink)
Samor Guest Posts: n/a	I think an optimists club would have activities, but pessimists are too pessimistic to start them

June 25th, 2004	#8 (permalink)
aimonz Loris Batacchi Join Date: May 2002 Location: ITALIA Posts: 105	is much better to be optimistic!!! but is very very difficult... __________________ Non hai ancora visitato questo sito? E' un vero peccato... Haven't you already visited this site? What a pity...

June 25th, 2004	#9 (permalink)
mAjin_Mohz Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 208	LOL!!! me2, some chick likes me in school..gave hints, i ignored muahahaha and now schools over lolol Something we gotz in common eh? __________________ i gots DA: ECS K7S5A -- 2200XP (@ 1.98GHz) 512DDR -- ATi Rad9600PRo -- 40GiG hD RaidMax 420W pSU MuhAhAh - upGraDes - - DFI LanParty NForce2 Ultra - - Athlon XP2500

June 25th, 2004	#11 (permalink)
(F)ragnarok(F) Trying to stay alive Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: ... Posts: 2,936	yeah, we're too pessimistic to start nething cuz we'll think that wat we start will fall apart sooner or later good job, Boltzmann, finding urself a girl n trying to overcome this pessimism (is this even a word? ) well i wish u the best of luck on behalf of the ppl from the love thread __________________ Motherboard: Intel915GLVG -- CPU: Pentium 4 3.06GHz -- Monitor: ViewSonic VE910b LCD -- Video: Onboard -- Sound: Creative SB Audigy 2 -- Memory: 512 MB -- Disk Drives: Western Digital 250GB S-ATA -- OS: Windows XP -- DVD Rom University life sux....

June 25th, 2004	#12 (permalink)
Dark Watcher Coffee Demon Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Darkness, Unknown Posts: 2,898	Hello.. We are DW and we will be your activities director during your stay at the Optimist Club. One of the activities we are working today is waking up in the morning (no easy task), look at yourself in the mirror (Flexing optional), and asking yourself "Who will be the lucky individual that will be affected by my presence today?" Give yourself a wink, a few pumps to inflate your ego, and make an impact at school / work __________________

June 25th, 2004	#13 (permalink)
Kaiser Sigma ~ Lord of Darkness ~ Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: A place darker than the night Posts: 14,591	Greetings... I'm The Great Kaiser Sigma and I lead the followings "Guilds": * Playboy Club - Requirements to Join: no gf (though we could negotiate on that one), you have to be a pimp and an extremely superficial person. - Daily activities: hummm... hitting on the opposite sex ? - Current Members: Kaiser Sigma (founder), Yeloazndevil (you are still a member?)(co-founder), Quatro (CEO last time I checked). * Elite - Requirements to Join: your name must be Kaiser Sigma, you must be Kaiser Sigma. All other aspirants will be immediately dismissed (yes, it's a highly selective group ) - Daily activities: being arrogant, being a badass, praising the value of your own self on a daily basis, increasing the level of your ego on a regular basis... amongst other activities. - Current Members: Kaiser Sigma (founder, Nº1 member of "The Elite", biggest badass {or just an ass according to some people } in town, arrogant one... the list goes on).

June 25th, 2004	#14 (permalink)
cloudvii Emunext fanboy Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Cairo , Egypt Posts: 4,243	>>>I think an optimists club would have activities, but pessimists are too pessimistic to start them yes sure they are >>>What attracted her to me (and myself to her) was our long conversations about neuroscience (specially on the subject of neural plasticity, memory formation and cognitive psychology) I hope you can find someone as well I hope i can in another category (away from neural plasticity things ) So , who are the members of the pessimists club ? All i know are : Boltzmann , Killjoy , I-Chan , (F)ragnarok(F) , carnage and Alexander06 __________________ Fekra Online magazine Fekra Magazine Fekra Magazine readers Facebook group

June 25th, 2004	#15 (permalink)
Frostmourne ^_^ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: India Posts: 620	Is there a Realist Club? maybe i should start one

June 25th, 2004	#17 (permalink)
cloudvii Emunext fanboy Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Cairo , Egypt Posts: 4,243	>>>Is there a Realist Club? maybe i should start one I think the pessimists club can be considered as a Realist club as they look for life so realisticly (they don't wait for imaginary events like : that girl would like my big nose ) Hey , no offence (if any one of you have a big nose , accept my apologies ) __________________ Fekra Online magazine Fekra Magazine Fekra Magazine readers Facebook group

June 25th, 2004	#18 (permalink)
Tori-Yama Jyushi Bismark Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 2,555	Well, ppl should count more on their skills rather than to think that something won't workout well anyway. So I do, and I'm fine with that. Also I'm always the one who says "its gonna be alright, calm down". Mostly I'm right, life goes on you know. __________________

June 25th, 2004	#19 (permalink)
Proto Knowledge is the solution Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mexico City, Mexico Posts: 5,577	That's why I founded the independent pessimistic club. We dont pity ourselves for being a fiasco in social relationships, we pity/hate the vast majority of humanity for not being as superior as us. As such, we totally give on humanity and become misantrophists, striving for the eventual extintion of the inferior homo sapiens sapiens and fighting for the creation of a new, better race. Suscriptions are open __________________

June 25th, 2004	#20 (permalink)
Grv de-vowel'd Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Холандија Posts: 1,499	heh, Proto. I'd almost say I want in, but then there's my general club-resisting / lone wolf mindset, that backfires on the plan of joining anything I do not know enough about. __________________ Signed, --"Not young enough to know everything."

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