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June 19th, 2004
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You Know your geting old when...
what your signs are that your geting to old...
You know your geting old when... 1. You Can Watch CNN all day long 2. You watch The Discovery OR History Channel A Good majority of the day 3. You Watch Court TV 4. Matlock Is your Favorit TV show these are all i can think of...
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June 19th, 2004
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June 19th, 2004
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I Need a Weapon
 Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Omaha, NE
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...you bring your mother along on a visit to the auto insurance agent and he asks if she is your wife. (True Story)
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June 19th, 2004
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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i hate it when kids have no idea what records are. i'm sure they're faking it... 8 tracks i can understand them not knowing about... but records? they have to know what they are. they just have to.
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June 19th, 2004
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c3rTifiEd V@mpIr3
 Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Laguna
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>You know your geting old when...
- when you tend to listen to news very often - when your knees and legs get tired when jumping in a Linkin Park concert - when you think of settling down
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June 19th, 2004
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(>^_^)> *KIRBY*
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June 19th, 2004
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Illusion's play
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: In a world of lies
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when a kid walks in and says to you:"I want my present for Xmas grandfather"
when you remember every single article in the newspaper and go tell about them to your family and friends as a practice for your memory(my grandfather does this) when you say "aha,so the new gameboy is twice as small now as the xp!" and a kid corrects you by saying "ah gameboy?whats that???this is the playstation XII!!!"
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June 19th, 2004
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de-vowel'd
Join Date: Dec 2003
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 (atleast the kid had some respect  )
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June 19th, 2004
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"Insert witty title here"
Join Date: Jun 2003
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.Hmm, you know you're getting old when: * You tell young kids about the good old days. * You complain that kids don't do half the things you did in your day. * You supposedly walked 10 miles to school through the snow with no shoes .* You wear horribly mismatched clothes(A little bit OT. I once wore a pair of pants to work that were horribly mismatched with the rest of my work uniform. After that, everyone called me "Grandpa Pants"  ).
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June 20th, 2004
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On Stand-by
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: find it in Asia
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June 20th, 2004
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Resident Movie Critic
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland
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Not that I'm too far off that age myself 
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June 20th, 2004
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Ramma Gay
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Somwhere out in space? The Land of the Free? Heaven or Hell?
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- When you are watching every game/quiz on tv.
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), today I'm all stiff and have huge blister on my left foot. Okay I have been dancing for quite some time 
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June 20th, 2004
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Resident Movie Critic
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland
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June 20th, 2004
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Coffee Demon
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Darkness, Unknown
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Well...if the stuff above makes you old...then we are a young wipper snapper. Although we did start some of those "When we were young..." storys with a wifes cousin
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June 21st, 2004
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: São Paulo - Brazil
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Hey, what's wrong with watching the news?
You know you're getting old when you can predict the weather by feeling pain in your old injuries (like your bad back, for instance). Or when you start giving advice to someone by saying "When I was your age..." Or when you kneel down to get something in the ground and feel a sharp pain in the back, and you say "when I was younger this never happened  "
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June 21st, 2004
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