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Old October 29th, 2003   #1 (permalink)
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GBA vs N GAGE

Still dunno if the Nokia N-Gage is for you? Read this comparison

Contestant:

GBA: SP (George Bush Association: Stupid People)
Nokia N-Gage

Graphics
N-gage - Sleek, nice design. Looks kinda stupid as a phone, but otherwise it looks good.
GBA - Mostly old ugly people who probly didn't look any better young.
Winner - N-gage

Sound
N-gage - It can play Mp3s, but the in game sounds and music leave a lot to be desired.
GBA - Old rich polititions who start wars, lie and make stupid mixed metaphors are worse.
Winner - N-gage

Control
N-gage - Confusing telephone pad, wack D-pad
GBA - Renegade hick bent on world domination
Winner - N-gage

Games
N-gage - Stale ports of 8 year old PSX games
GBA - Stale repeat of 10 year old war with Iraq
Winner - GBA (at least Saddam is dead or hiding)

Battery Life
N-gage - 3-6 hours Gaming
GBA - 4 years unless assasinated or impeached, possible 8 years if voters are stupid
Winner - N-gage (at least it's over quickly)

Features
N-gage - Phone, Mp3, Wireless internet, Email, Sybian Apps, GB/C emulator, ect.
GBA - Somehow gets into office any way he can then leads us into a depression
Winner - N-gage

Computing Power
N-gage - Unknown
GBA - Unknown, but somewhere in the negative side
Winner - N-gage

Price
N GAGE - $199, save $100 just after the first week
GBA - Depends how much you value life, cost to rebuild, cost to destroy something so you can rebuild....plus $400,000 yearly

Winner - N-gage

Contract
N-gage: none
GBA: 4 years, unless somehow the congress and senate revoke him.

Winner: N-gage

Warranty
N-gage - 1 year?
GBA - 4 year, even if it wont work it will keep trying
Winner - GBA, but you have to consider the fact it will never work in the 4/8 years anyways

Contract
N-gage: none
GBA: 4 years, unless somehow the congress and senate revoke him.

Winner - N-gage

Service
N-gage: no one knows
GBA: Depends how much you donate

Winner - GBA (at least if you pay good enough, you will receiev exclusive contract from the government)

Score:
N-gage 9-3 GBA: SP

Source:
http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genme...topic=10814750
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Old October 29th, 2003   #2 (permalink)
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Re: GBA vs N GAGE

Haha good one there
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Re: GBA vs N GAGE

I wonder if nokia is behind this .

i hate portable consoles (except for the old gamebaoy , at it's time)
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Re: GBA vs N GAGE

if i had money to just throw away i would have a ngage since i am not a spoiled snot nosed kid...

i really aint stupid enough to spend 300 smackers for a handheld...lets see with 300 bucks i could get a GBA and 10 games for that..

anyway the idiot on gamefags who came up with that is a moron...
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it does not really make much sense anyway.

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geez, even I can come up with something stupid. see?
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I guess i'll wait for an N-Gage emulator and download the ROMz. (B.T.W, hope this isn't pushing it. )

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you forget that in order to do that, there need to be games to begin with
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cloud, ken: they're not saying that ngage is better than the GBA. they're saying its better than george bush. its a big joke, its not an actual comparison.
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Re: GBA vs N GAGE

GBA - Old rich polititions who start wars, lie and make stupid mixed metaphors are worse.
GBA - Mostly old ugly people who probly didn't look any better young.
Winner - N-gage

GBA - Stale repeat of 10 year old war with Iraq
Winner - GBA (at least Saddam is dead or hiding)



well the above notes explains that it's a joke , so no need for ur smart hints Exodus .

but thx any way
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well, if you understood, then why the hell are you talking about how you hate portables and how nokia wrote this? unless you were trying to be funny in a failed attempt?
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why dont we just call this a funny yet pointless thread?
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well being funny is every one's job for having a good sociable life
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Re: GBA vs N GAGE

Well i like that. much interesting
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