What would you do if George W Bush were your boss?

RZetlin · April 15th, 2003

This question was asked to the Japanese and the responses given are interesting.

So I will ask this question to you guys, what would you do if George W Bush were your boss?

**Yeloazndevil** · April 15th, 2003

quit

zerocopy · April 15th, 2003

give him a bj and ask for a raise

**Kane** · April 15th, 2003

I'd userp his power. He'd be too weak as an industry boss.

Strider · April 15th, 2003

i'd put ink on his shaving thingy so that he gets a hitler stache before his speeches

Sera · April 15th, 2003

simple, backstab him with a swiss knife.

Takmadeus · April 15th, 2003

Kick his balls so hard he'd rather have an apendicectomy without anesthesia

GALVATRON · April 15th, 2003

Take a leak in the coffee machine!!

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Kane
I'd userp his power. He'd be too weak as an industry boss.

Actually it's said he was a very shrewd operator and successful leader in the oil business before his days as governor of Texas.

Unicron · April 15th, 2003

hmm, it'd be interesting to try to find out whats at area 51...or what ever other nifty things about the US technology that we don't know about...not that I would be likely to find out :/

**ammoQ** · April 15th, 2003

Those things are so secret even the president doesn't know - you know, presidents come and go, too much of a risk to tell them.

Unicron · April 15th, 2003

oh yeah..."plausible deniability"

April 15th, 2003

Uhhh... isn't he technically "our boss" anyway? I mean, he runs our country, plus, when he says we go to war... well... we do.

EDIT: But if I were working under him... hmmm... I'd probably quit and go watch "The West Wing". It'd probably be lots more fun.

April 15th, 2003

ask him to give me an ak47

Kid A · April 15th, 2003

Why would you want Bush to give you a cat for anyway, Samor?

I would simply give him a constant supply of pretzels... he would take care of the rest

Sampah · April 15th, 2003

Challenge him Counter-Strike. One on one battle.

**Kirby** · April 15th, 2003

Jump out a 6th story window and pray to god I land into some rose bushes

Carnage · April 15th, 2003

I would first get the speach that he is supposed to read next sunday and that all america and the rest of the world be watching...then delete some stuff and write a bit of my opinion about america ,bush,and other stuff on it...lay it back on the place where the original speach was....then lay back and be prepard to laugh your ass off.....and Bush wouldnt even notice

jegHegy · April 15th, 2003

i'd jump off a cliff. (or a cluff. /me waves at Kid_A)

nyaa

**ammoQ** · April 15th, 2003

Quote:

Originally posted by Carnage
I would first get the speach that he is supposed to read next sunday and that all america and the rest of the world be watching...then delete some stuff and write a bit of my opinion about america ,bush,and other stuff on it...lay it back on the place where the original speach was....then lay back and be prepard to laugh your ass off.....and Bush wouldnt even notice

You forgot one thing: Bush is supposedly illiterate, so your plan won't work.

Galway no Sora · April 15th, 2003

Well, I will simply kick his a** and shot his little head with Dezert Eagle ... nor he have brain or not ... there is no big different. I know, this still not enough for human butcher like him, a criminal war of oil domination. Hope God forgive his sins.

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Kane 邪魔ゎ指せない Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Gosport, England Posts: 26,255	I'd userp his power. He'd be too weak as an industry boss. __________________ >Site Live< Pop over to my site for help with setting up PSX emulators. Help for the Final Fantasies and other RPGs avalaible Celes: (Desktop) Athlon 64 X2 4200+, 2Gb 400MHz DDR Ram, MSI K8N Platinum, GeForce 8800 GTS 320Mb, 500Gb RAID HDD, Vista Business Erika: (MCPC) Athlon XP 2400+, 1Gb 400MHz DDR Ram, geForce 6800 256Mb, 80Gb Hdd, XP 2005 MCE Kimiko: (Desktop 2) Athlon 64 3000+, 512Mb 400MHz DDR Ram, Asus K8V, geForce 6800 128Mb

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Strider Living Paradigm Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 10,224	i'd put ink on his shaving thingy so that he gets a hitler stache before his speeches __________________ My Deviant Art

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Takmadeus The Legendary Journey Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: In real life Posts: 4,040	Kick his balls so hard he'd rather have an apendicectomy without anesthesia __________________ Made with the GIMP

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Unicron Git er done Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Raleigh, NC USA GO us! Posts: 2,828	hmm, it'd be interesting to try to find out whats at area 51...or what ever other nifty things about the US technology that we don't know about...not that I would be likely to find out :/ __________________ It is the soldier, not the court, that has given us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the agitator, who has given us the freedom to protest. It is the soldier who salutes the flag, serves beneath the flag, whose coffin is draped by the flag, who gives that protestor the freedom he abuses to burn that flag. -Senator Zell Miller

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Yeloazndevil :3 Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 10,140	quit

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zerocopy Banned Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,953	give him a bj and ask for a raise

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Sera Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Manila, Philippines Posts: 2,966	simple, backstab him with a swiss knife.

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ammoQ Emu author Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Vienna/Austria/Europe Posts: 1,168	Those things are so secret even the president doesn't know - you know, presidents come and go, too much of a risk to tell them. __________________ If you think my English is bad, wait till you read my Polish.

April 15th, 2003	#11 (permalink)
Unicron Git er done Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Raleigh, NC USA GO us! Posts: 2,828	oh yeah..."plausible deniability" __________________ It is the soldier, not the court, that has given us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the agitator, who has given us the freedom to protest. It is the soldier who salutes the flag, serves beneath the flag, whose coffin is draped by the flag, who gives that protestor the freedom he abuses to burn that flag. -Senator Zell Miller

April 15th, 2003	#12 (permalink)
Modem Guest Posts: n/a	Uhhh... isn't he technically "our boss" anyway? I mean, he runs our country, plus, when he says we go to war... well... we do. EDIT: But if I were working under him... hmmm... I'd probably quit and go watch "The West Wing". It'd probably be lots more fun. Last edited by Modem; April 15th, 2003 at 09:14.

April 15th, 2003	#13 (permalink)
Samor Guest Posts: n/a	ask him to give me an ak47

April 15th, 2003	#14 (permalink)
Kid A ~ Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 0	Why would you want Bush to give you a cat for anyway, Samor? I would simply give him a constant supply of pretzels... he would take care of the rest

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Kirby I want you INSIDE me Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Massachusetts, USA Posts: 8,379	Jump out a 6th story window and pray to god I land into some rose bushes __________________ Kirby's AnimeDB list AMD Athlon64 X2 4400+ Toledo, Nvidia GeForce 7950GT SLi, 2GB PC3200 2-3-2-5, ABit AN8-SLi, Sound Blaster X-FI XtremeMusic

April 15th, 2003	#17 (permalink)
Carnage Illusion's play Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: In a world of lies Posts: 3,703	I would first get the speach that he is supposed to read next sunday and that all america and the rest of the world be watching...then delete some stuff and write a bit of my opinion about america ,bush,and other stuff on it...lay it back on the place where the original speach was....then lay back and be prepard to laugh your ass off.....and Bush wouldnt even notice __________________ Member of the " Pessimists Club " Visit my personal Doom project (music,not the game) at Lament Of Suffering

April 15th, 2003	#18 (permalink)
jegHegy Registered User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Hungary Posts: 2,184	i'd jump off a cliff. (or a cluff. /me waves at Kid_A) nyaa

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Galway no Sora ~¤ PanZeR ¤~ idRO Thor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Valhalla, in Odin's throne Posts: 3,145	Well, I will simply kick his a** and shot his little head with Dezert Eagle ... nor he have brain or not ... there is no big different. I know, this still not enough for human butcher like him, a criminal war of oil domination. Hope God forgive his sins. __________________ Core 2 Duo 1.6 GHz «» 2048MB DDR2 RAM «» 256MB onboard Graphic Onboard Realtek High Definition Soundcard «» 160 + 40 GB SATA HDD Pioneer DVD±RW «» 15.4" Widescreen LCD «» Windows Vista Ultimate Sucks ha? Yeah, that's a laptop for sure.

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