How to make all emu's run perfect, I have the secret!!!

FreeKnight · April 10th, 2003

Hey I figured out how to make my emu's all run perfect.

Thank you HIST 110.

I'll appease the Emu gods.
Yeah!!! I'm the one at the top

oh if it offends anyone I'll take it off. I'm just jokiin around anyway

kiraseed · April 10th, 2003

WTF

Mr. Killjoy · April 10th, 2003

LOL the pic

Exodus · April 10th, 2003

i don't know, i have a feeling the emugods prefer you to wear pants.

zerocopy · April 10th, 2003

your god is an emu? your the purest dork of em all.

FreeKnight · April 11th, 2003

hey pants are the root of all evil!
I should know, my family has scottish descent. We know the evil of the cruel leg binding torture devices.

Maybe throwing virgins to the volcano gods will help too.......hmmm........where's my little sister.......
uh I mean uhhh gotta go.

FreeKnight · April 11th, 2003

Behold heathens,

Proof of one of the Emu gods!!!

**Razor Blade** · April 11th, 2003

Jesus even wants in on the action!

zerocopy · April 11th, 2003

An emu' prayer

dear god! where can i get a bios.

FreeKnight · April 11th, 2003

Skankicus the Bawdy Emu Goddess says:

Exodus · April 11th, 2003

tool? as opposed to fool? is this some sort of slang created by pantless scottish?
oh, and the emu god says to send the virgin sacrifices my way, i'll take care of them.

FreeKnight · April 11th, 2003

tool as in the insult.
No it's not a scottish thing,

AND if the emu gods don't want the virgins girls,they're goin straight to me Muhhadam ( ie me Adam M.) the emu prophet. You can have the guys if you wan't em. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

The problem with the world is no more human sacrifice, when they were doing that it was all good. They got rid of the criminals and kept the population in check.

The Bhuddists never attack anyone and don't commit crimes.. soooo if we make bhuddists who sacrifice people all our problems are solved.

Or not.

Strider · April 11th, 2003

rather interesting thread

do the emu gods perform any miracles, like making it rain games?

Rebel_X · April 11th, 2003

Okay! any one have a spell or voodoo! to make emus 100% perfect.

FreeKnight · April 11th, 2003

Only if you sell me your soul first.
I'll give you eternal bliss

*snicker* snicker* stupid people, eternal bliss always works,, wait crap did I say it out loud again, damnit damnit damnit

Rebel_X · April 11th, 2003

take my soul please! I fall in love with you Babe

Aleksei (St) · April 11th, 2003

???

rofl

FreeKnight · April 11th, 2003

Okay,
take a bunch of flour and make one circle within a larger one on top of a grave of a recently dead person. Then take two chickens, slit their throats with a sacraficial dagger and call out to baron samedi and ogoun badagris to raise this soul, then beat on his grave three times with elm branches.

Oh wait that's to raise the dead, not emus. Well it's still fun.

what's with the babe thing????

Oh and don't make the zombie shower, it's not a pretty sight.

Un FreeKnight,
Master of Eviiiiilllllll

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA

hack cough weeze
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strider · April 11th, 2003

funny, i havent heard of zombies walking around in alberta, oh well, as long as im in toronto it wont matter to me

FreeKnight · April 11th, 2003

That's becuase not many people know how, and everyone in toronto is like a zombie anyway. No one would notice

DUUHHHH

Jeez man get it together.

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Exodus Now the stars don't match Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Null Posts: 14,036	i don't know, i have a feeling the emugods prefer you to wear pants. __________________ No, I don't like anime, Street Fighter, Japanese music or download video game music. Yes, I know, I'm weird.

April 11th, 2003	#6 (permalink)
FreeKnight Meus Honor Est Mues Vivre Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Posts: 74	hey pants are the root of all evil! I should know, my family has scottish descent. We know the evil of the cruel leg binding torture devices. Maybe throwing virgins to the volcano gods will help too.......hmmm........where's my little sister....... uh I mean uhhh gotta go. __________________ Dell Inspiron 5150 Finally a good laptop for emulation

April 11th, 2003	#11 (permalink)
Exodus Now the stars don't match Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Null Posts: 14,036	tool? as opposed to fool? is this some sort of slang created by pantless scottish? oh, and the emu god says to send the virgin sacrifices my way, i'll take care of them. __________________ No, I don't like anime, Street Fighter, Japanese music or download video game music. Yes, I know, I'm weird.

April 10th, 2003	#5 (permalink)
zerocopy Banned Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,953	your god is an emu? your the purest dork of em all.

April 11th, 2003	#9 (permalink)
zerocopy Banned Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,953	An emu' prayer dear god! where can i get a bios.

April 11th, 2003	#12 (permalink)
FreeKnight Meus Honor Est Mues Vivre Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Posts: 74	tool as in the insult. No it's not a scottish thing, AND if the emu gods don't want the virgins girls,they're goin straight to me Muhhadam ( ie me Adam M.) the emu prophet. You can have the guys if you wan't em. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! The problem with the world is no more human sacrifice, when they were doing that it was all good. They got rid of the criminals and kept the population in check. The Bhuddists never attack anyone and don't commit crimes.. soooo if we make bhuddists who sacrifice people all our problems are solved. Or not. __________________ Dell Inspiron 5150 Finally a good laptop for emulation

April 11th, 2003	#13 (permalink)
Strider Living Paradigm Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 10,224	rather interesting thread do the emu gods perform any miracles, like making it rain games? __________________ My Deviant Art

April 11th, 2003	#14 (permalink)
Rebel_X Smart Star Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Chicago, Oak Lawn Posts: 744	Okay! any one have a spell or voodoo! to make emus 100% perfect. __________________ "Logic is the Art of going wrong with confidence"

April 11th, 2003	#15 (permalink)
FreeKnight Meus Honor Est Mues Vivre Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Posts: 74	Only if you sell me your soul first. I'll give you eternal bliss snicker snicker* stupid people, eternal bliss always works,, wait crap did I say it out loud again, damnit damnit damnit __________________ Dell Inspiron 5150 Finally a good laptop for emulation

April 11th, 2003	#16 (permalink)
Rebel_X Smart Star Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Chicago, Oak Lawn Posts: 744	take my soul please! I fall in love with you Babe __________________ "Logic is the Art of going wrong with confidence"

April 11th, 2003	#17 (permalink)
Aleksei (St) In Love! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Ensenada Mexico Posts: 704	??? rofl __________________

April 11th, 2003	#18 (permalink)
FreeKnight Meus Honor Est Mues Vivre Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Posts: 74	Okay, take a bunch of flour and make one circle within a larger one on top of a grave of a recently dead person. Then take two chickens, slit their throats with a sacraficial dagger and call out to baron samedi and ogoun badagris to raise this soul, then beat on his grave three times with elm branches. Oh wait that's to raise the dead, not emus. Well it's still fun. what's with the babe thing???? Oh and don't make the zombie shower, it's not a pretty sight. Un FreeKnight, Master of Eviiiiilllllll BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA hack cough weeze BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Dell Inspiron 5150 Finally a good laptop for emulation

April 11th, 2003	#19 (permalink)
Strider Living Paradigm Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 10,224	funny, i havent heard of zombies walking around in alberta, oh well, as long as im in toronto it wont matter to me __________________ My Deviant Art

April 11th, 2003	#20 (permalink)
FreeKnight Meus Honor Est Mues Vivre Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Posts: 74	That's becuase not many people know how, and everyone in toronto is like a zombie anyway. No one would notice DUUHHHH Jeez man get it together. __________________ Dell Inspiron 5150 Finally a good laptop for emulation

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