how do you like duke'jokes...

kougaiji · February 5th, 2003

for example: rest in pieces
my gun's bigger than yours
you must be 18or older to ride
i can do this all day(when restart)
from the game "duke m project"

**Kirby** · February 5th, 2003

:dots: their quite lame to me (and old).

Hanamichi · February 5th, 2003

What? That's a joke? :dots:

**Kirby** · February 5th, 2003

I mind of well get something started:

You might be a redneck if: "your wife's work uniform has no top"
"your only turn signal is "the finger""

God bless novalty calenders

Omega · February 5th, 2003

Hmm.. i prefer he sayin: Piece of Cake!

Christemplar · February 5th, 2003

My reaction : ... ...

Well, sort of.

Kaiser Sigma · February 5th, 2003

Feh, Lo Wang's jokes are more hilarious... just hear him scream "Banzaaiiii !"...

**Kane** · February 5th, 2003

Lo Wang: (After cutting someone in two
Ha! You half the man you used to be.
You have split personality!

Duke:
It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum.... an I'm all outtta gum.

Kaiser Sigma · February 5th, 2003

Lo Wang : (while the bunnies start doing... well when they do bunnies's stuff

)
Push it 'n push it rabbit !

Hanamichi · February 5th, 2003

Haha, you no mess with the Lo Wang.

You want to wash Wang? Or you want to watch Wang was Wang?

Lo Wang rules!!

edit: Actually, I thought Duke saying "Damn, youre ugly" and "You suck" was not too bad...

Kaiser Sigma · February 5th, 2003

One of my favorites of Duke is "aaahhh, much better !"... I bet that we all understand how he felt

Candlemass · February 5th, 2003

"shake it baby"

Exodus · February 5th, 2003

"you wanna dance?"

"gonna rip em a new one" (i think he says that)

Kaiser Sigma · February 5th, 2003

"Come get some !"... that's my second favorite...

**Kane** · February 6th, 2003

I'm gonna cut off yer head, an **** down ya neck

Kaiser Sigma · February 6th, 2003

Uh ? I don't recall that one... is it from Duke Nukem or from Lo Wang ?

**Kane** · February 6th, 2003

Duke Nukem. When you meat the boss at teh end of Episode 2.
It then shows him doing the did when you beat him.

Kaiser Sigma · February 6th, 2003

Oh yeah, I remember the pic now... it was quite a fun sight...

almighty bob · February 6th, 2003

geeze so much of the lines in duke were ripped off from army of darkness

**Kane** · February 6th, 2003

>geeze so much of the lines in duke were ripped off from army of darkness

Is that Evil Dead 3? That's only one I haven't yet seen.

February 5th, 2003	#1 (permalink)
kougaiji smile...like an angel Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: sichuan,mianyang,china Posts: 549	how do you like duke'jokes... for example: rest in pieces my gun's bigger than yours you must be 18or older to ride i can do this all day(when restart) from the game "duke m project" __________________ cumpter: AMD 2500+ 512mb TNT2 32mb console: PS2

February 5th, 2003	#2 (permalink)
Kirby Politically incorrect FTW Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Massachusetts, USA Posts: 8,445	:dots: their quite lame to me (and old). __________________ AMD Athlon64 X2 4400+ Toledo, Nvidia GeForce 7950GT SLi, 2GB PC3200 2-3-2-5, ABit AN8-SLi, Sound Blaster X-FI XtremeMusic

February 5th, 2003	#4 (permalink)
Kirby Politically incorrect FTW Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Massachusetts, USA Posts: 8,445	I mind of well get something started: You might be a redneck if: "your wife's work uniform has no top" "your only turn signal is "the finger"" God bless novalty calenders __________________ AMD Athlon64 X2 4400+ Toledo, Nvidia GeForce 7950GT SLi, 2GB PC3200 2-3-2-5, ABit AN8-SLi, Sound Blaster X-FI XtremeMusic

February 5th, 2003	#5 (permalink)
Omega User addicted to Diazepam Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: WIRED Posts: 4,732	Hmm.. i prefer he sayin: Piece of Cake! __________________ .:[ This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time ]:. .:[ I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last]:.

February 5th, 2003	#6 (permalink)
Christemplar Angel Join Date: May 2002 Location: A place beyond beyond. Posts: 2,296	My reaction : ... ... Well, sort of. __________________ Writing of Insanity

February 5th, 2003	#3 (permalink)
Hanamichi Crotally Tazy Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Malaysia Posts: 4,573	What? That's a joke? :dots:

February 5th, 2003	#7 (permalink)
Kaiser Sigma ~ Lord of Darkness ~ Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: A place darker than the night Posts: 14,591	Feh, Lo Wang's jokes are more hilarious... just hear him scream "Banzaaiiii !"...

February 5th, 2003	#8 (permalink)
Kane 邪魔ゎ指せない Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Gosport, England Posts: 26,255	Lo Wang: (After cutting someone in two Ha! You half the man you used to be. You have split personality! Duke: It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum.... an I'm all outtta gum. __________________ >Site Live< Pop over to my site for help with setting up PSX emulators. Help for the Final Fantasies and other RPGs avalaible Celes: (Desktop) Athlon 64 X2 4200+, 2Gb 400MHz DDR Ram, MSI K8N Platinum, GeForce 8800 GTS 320Mb, 500Gb RAID HDD, Vista Business Erika: (MCPC) Athlon XP 2400+, 1Gb 400MHz DDR Ram, geForce 6800 256Mb, 80Gb Hdd, XP 2005 MCE Kimiko: (Desktop 2) Athlon 64 3000+, 512Mb 400MHz DDR Ram, Asus K8V, geForce 6800 128Mb

February 5th, 2003	#9 (permalink)
Kaiser Sigma ~ Lord of Darkness ~ Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: A place darker than the night Posts: 14,591	Lo Wang : (while the bunnies start doing... well when they do bunnies's stuff ) Push it 'n push it rabbit !

February 5th, 2003	#10 (permalink)
Hanamichi Crotally Tazy Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Malaysia Posts: 4,573	Haha, you no mess with the Lo Wang. You want to wash Wang? Or you want to watch Wang was Wang? Lo Wang rules!! edit: Actually, I thought Duke saying "Damn, youre ugly" and "You suck" was not too bad... Last edited by Hanamichi; February 5th, 2003 at 17:56.

February 5th, 2003	#11 (permalink)
Kaiser Sigma ~ Lord of Darkness ~ Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: A place darker than the night Posts: 14,591	One of my favorites of Duke is "aaahhh, much better !"... I bet that we all understand how he felt

February 5th, 2003	#12 (permalink)
Candlemass Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 157	"shake it baby" __________________ "And flying with me you will see that Heaven I lost, lost for you" -Heaven Denied

February 5th, 2003	#13 (permalink)
Exodus Now the stars don't match Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Null Posts: 14,422	"you wanna dance?" "gonna rip em a new one" (i think he says that) __________________ No, I don't like anime, Street Fighter, Japanese music or download video game music. Yes, I know, I'm weird.

February 5th, 2003	#14 (permalink)
Kaiser Sigma ~ Lord of Darkness ~ Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: A place darker than the night Posts: 14,591	"Come get some !"... that's my second favorite...

February 6th, 2003	#15 (permalink)
Kane 邪魔ゎ指せない Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Gosport, England Posts: 26,255	I'm gonna cut off yer head, an **** down ya neck __________________ >Site Live< Pop over to my site for help with setting up PSX emulators. Help for the Final Fantasies and other RPGs avalaible Celes: (Desktop) Athlon 64 X2 4200+, 2Gb 400MHz DDR Ram, MSI K8N Platinum, GeForce 8800 GTS 320Mb, 500Gb RAID HDD, Vista Business Erika: (MCPC) Athlon XP 2400+, 1Gb 400MHz DDR Ram, geForce 6800 256Mb, 80Gb Hdd, XP 2005 MCE Kimiko: (Desktop 2) Athlon 64 3000+, 512Mb 400MHz DDR Ram, Asus K8V, geForce 6800 128Mb

February 6th, 2003	#16 (permalink)
Kaiser Sigma ~ Lord of Darkness ~ Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: A place darker than the night Posts: 14,591	Uh ? I don't recall that one... is it from Duke Nukem or from Lo Wang ?

February 6th, 2003	#17 (permalink)
Kane 邪魔ゎ指せない Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Gosport, England Posts: 26,255	Duke Nukem. When you meat the boss at teh end of Episode 2. It then shows him doing the did when you beat him. __________________ >Site Live< Pop over to my site for help with setting up PSX emulators. Help for the Final Fantasies and other RPGs avalaible Celes: (Desktop) Athlon 64 X2 4200+, 2Gb 400MHz DDR Ram, MSI K8N Platinum, GeForce 8800 GTS 320Mb, 500Gb RAID HDD, Vista Business Erika: (MCPC) Athlon XP 2400+, 1Gb 400MHz DDR Ram, geForce 6800 256Mb, 80Gb Hdd, XP 2005 MCE Kimiko: (Desktop 2) Athlon 64 3000+, 512Mb 400MHz DDR Ram, Asus K8V, geForce 6800 128Mb

February 6th, 2003	#18 (permalink)
Kaiser Sigma ~ Lord of Darkness ~ Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: A place darker than the night Posts: 14,591	Oh yeah, I remember the pic now... it was quite a fun sight...

February 6th, 2003	#19 (permalink)
almighty bob Destroying Angel Join Date: May 2001 Location: PoMo BC Posts: 280	geeze so much of the lines in duke were ripped off from army of darkness

February 6th, 2003	#20 (permalink)
Kane 邪魔ゎ指せない Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Gosport, England Posts: 26,255	>geeze so much of the lines in duke were ripped off from army of darkness Is that Evil Dead 3? That's only one I haven't yet seen. __________________ >Site Live< Pop over to my site for help with setting up PSX emulators. Help for the Final Fantasies and other RPGs avalaible Celes: (Desktop) Athlon 64 X2 4200+, 2Gb 400MHz DDR Ram, MSI K8N Platinum, GeForce 8800 GTS 320Mb, 500Gb RAID HDD, Vista Business Erika: (MCPC) Athlon XP 2400+, 1Gb 400MHz DDR Ram, geForce 6800 256Mb, 80Gb Hdd, XP 2005 MCE Kimiko: (Desktop 2) Athlon 64 3000+, 512Mb 400MHz DDR Ram, Asus K8V, geForce 6800 128Mb

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