Prison and Work

**Shiori** · November 21st, 2002

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more clear:

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

campi · November 21st, 2002

well looking at it like this everyone would want to be in a prison

, lets all go out and kill some innocent ppl.....but wait then we would end up in the electrical chair, would only spend a few years in jail damn......

sonicfoot · November 21st, 2002

Shiori, uhh........I dont understand what you are trying to prove here

Rhombus · November 21st, 2002

For the surefire jail sentence go for armed robbery. You'll get a nice long sentence and not have to worry bout the death penalty. Of course the a$$-rape factors in, so I think I'll take my chances at work rather than going to prison.

**_E_** · November 21st, 2002

heh, Shiori is trying to encourage us to go to jail. If anything happens to me, I ll blame it on Shiori's back....j/k

campi · November 21st, 2002

sonicfoot it's just a joke, comparing work and prison

Drack · November 22nd, 2002

Also while you're in jail you get raped by your male inmates. How fun!!!

vivrantpig · November 22nd, 2002

in prison you get assraped
at work you dont

K.I.L.E.R · November 22nd, 2002

The ass thing I really LOVE.

Quote:

Originally posted by Rhombus
For the surefire jail sentence go for armed robbery. You'll get a nice long sentence and not have to worry bout the death penalty. Of course the a$$-rape factors in, so I think I'll take my chances at work rather than going to prison.

Ninjaa · November 22nd, 2002

meh. I could deal with prison quite easily.

**Shiori** · November 22nd, 2002

Quote:

Originally posted by sonicfoot
Shiori, uhh........I dont understand what you are trying to prove here

I just proved some people are hopelessly slow and have no sense of humor.

K.I.L.E.R · November 22nd, 2002

No, you proved that different prisons have different rape qualities. If I were to go and spend time in a prison, I would love to know how good the inmates are as bed mates.

vivrantpig · November 22nd, 2002

Quote:

Originally posted by Shiori

I just proved some people are hopelessly slow and have no sense of humor.

well itz funny the first time... ive seen this joke like 5 times :P

**Shiori** · November 22nd, 2002

Apparently sonicfoot hasn't.

mattybones · November 22nd, 2002

well in prison the sex you want your not getting and the sex your getting you don't want!!!!

K.I.L.E.R · November 22nd, 2002

That's not true.

I have had plenty that I wanted.

**Shiori** · November 22nd, 2002

I feel bad for your fellow inmates.

RF · November 22nd, 2002

Prison: You are some1's b0tch
Work: You are the b0tch

So, there is one good thing.

**Ryos** · November 22nd, 2002

Quote:

Originally posted by Shiori
I just proved some people are hopelessly slow and have no sense of humor.

People are too serious these days.

BTW, I can tell from the way the joke was written exactly what kind of person wrote this. Fairly interesting, although I somehow suspect I've seen this before.

Rhombus · November 22nd, 2002

Haha, if you were to write out the moral of the movie Office Space, that joke would be it.

November 21st, 2002	#1 (permalink)
Shiori :3 Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Seoul, South Korea Posts: 10,116	Prison and Work Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more clear: IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...they are called managers. __________________ "...And when I finally meet you again, I want to ask you - have you found what you were looking for? Because that's what I felt you were doing, all these years. And I want to hear you answer, "Yes, I have, thank you for asking," and we'll be together again, until the end of our days..."

November 21st, 2002	#2 (permalink)
campi Sa.Te.BoLi.RaCkU.ba Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Posts: 643	well looking at it like this everyone would want to be in a prison , lets all go out and kill some innocent ppl.....but wait then we would end up in the electrical chair, would only spend a few years in jail damn...... __________________ The One And Only <<\|\|_Sa Te BoLi RaCkU ba_\|\|>>

November 21st, 2002	#3 (permalink)
sonicfoot Why im I not Happy? Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: England Posts: 711	Shiori, uhh........I dont understand what you are trying to prove here __________________ My Notebook: [Compaq Pressario M2000] AMD Turion™ 64 Mobile 1600+, ATI RADEON® XPRESS 200M IGP 64MB, 512MB DDR333 ,15.0" XGA TFT Brightview Display 1024 x 768, Windows™ XP Home Edition My Computer: Intel™ Core™ 2 Quad CPU Q6600, Nvidia GeForce 8400 GS 256MB, 2.00 GB RAM, 22" TFT Screen, Windows™ Vista Home Premium

November 21st, 2002	#4 (permalink)
Rhombus The Moogle Assassin Join Date: May 2002 Location: Boulder, Colorado Posts: 2,080	For the surefire jail sentence go for armed robbery. You'll get a nice long sentence and not have to worry bout the death penalty. Of course the a$$-rape factors in, so I think I'll take my chances at work rather than going to prison. __________________ Processor: Athlon 64 3400+ Mobo: MSI K8T Neo-FIS2R RAM: 1 GB Corsair XMS GFX Card: Sapphire Radeon 9800 Pro 128 Sound Card: SB Audigy 2 ZS HDD1: Seagate 160MB 8MB 7200 HDD2: Seagate 80MB 8MB 7200 Burner: NEC 16x DVDR Keyboard/Mouse: Logitech Cordless MX Duo USB Gamepad1: PS2 Dual Analog/KiKY X USB Gamepad2: Gravis GamePad Pro OS: Windows XP Pro sp2 *Tempus fugit et nos fugimus in illus.* *Fiat justitia; ruat coelum.*

November 21st, 2002	#5 (permalink)
_E_ Administrator Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: somewhere Posts: 8,590	heh, Shiori is trying to encourage us to go to jail. If anything happens to me, I ll blame it on Shiori's back....j/k __________________ -= Now watching=-

November 21st, 2002	#6 (permalink)
campi Sa.Te.BoLi.RaCkU.ba Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Posts: 643	sonicfoot it's just a joke, comparing work and prison __________________ The One And Only <<\|\|_Sa Te BoLi RaCkU ba_\|\|>>

November 22nd, 2002	#7 (permalink)
Drack Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: PDX, USA Posts: 1,187	Also while you're in jail you get raped by your male inmates. How fun!!! __________________ Athlon64 +3200, GeForceFX 5900, 1024 MB DDR 400, nForce3 250Gb chipset 80 GB SATA Seagate , 80 GB 7200 RPM Seagate, 120 GB 7200 Seagate Lite-on SOHD-167T and Pioneer DVR-A06D Running XP Professional and SuSe 9.1

November 22nd, 2002	#8 (permalink)
vivrantpig (>^_^)> KIRBY Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 2,609	in prison you get assraped at work you dont

November 22nd, 2002	#10 (permalink)
Ninjaa Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Soviet Canuckistan Posts: 0	meh. I could deal with prison quite easily.

November 22nd, 2002	#12 (permalink)
K.I.L.E.R Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,338	No, you proved that different prisons have different rape qualities. If I were to go and spend time in a prison, I would love to know how good the inmates are as bed mates. __________________ Agent of love and justice, beautiful Sailor Senshi Sailor Moon.

November 22nd, 2002	#14 (permalink)
Shiori :3 Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Seoul, South Korea Posts: 10,116	Apparently sonicfoot hasn't. __________________ "...And when I finally meet you again, I want to ask you - have you found what you were looking for? Because that's what I felt you were doing, all these years. And I want to hear you answer, "Yes, I have, thank you for asking," and we'll be together again, until the end of our days..."

November 22nd, 2002	#15 (permalink)
mattybones The Nintendo Hero Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Land where the Ps2 and gamecube live together Posts: 499	well in prison the sex you want your not getting and the sex your getting you don't want!!!!

November 22nd, 2002	#16 (permalink)
K.I.L.E.R Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,338	That's not true. I have had plenty that I wanted. __________________ Agent of love and justice, beautiful Sailor Senshi Sailor Moon.

November 22nd, 2002	#17 (permalink)
Shiori :3 Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Seoul, South Korea Posts: 10,116	I feel bad for your fellow inmates. __________________ "...And when I finally meet you again, I want to ask you - have you found what you were looking for? Because that's what I felt you were doing, all these years. And I want to hear you answer, "Yes, I have, thank you for asking," and we'll be together again, until the end of our days..."

November 22nd, 2002	#18 (permalink)
RF Canadian Spaceman Join Date: May 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 8,578	Prison: You are some1's b0tch Work: You are the b0tch So, there is one good thing. __________________

November 22nd, 2002	#20 (permalink)
Rhombus The Moogle Assassin Join Date: May 2002 Location: Boulder, Colorado Posts: 2,080	Haha, if you were to write out the moral of the movie Office Space, that joke would be it. __________________ Processor: Athlon 64 3400+ Mobo: MSI K8T Neo-FIS2R RAM: 1 GB Corsair XMS GFX Card: Sapphire Radeon 9800 Pro 128 Sound Card: SB Audigy 2 ZS HDD1: Seagate 160MB 8MB 7200 HDD2: Seagate 80MB 8MB 7200 Burner: NEC 16x DVDR Keyboard/Mouse: Logitech Cordless MX Duo USB Gamepad1: PS2 Dual Analog/KiKY X USB Gamepad2: Gravis GamePad Pro OS: Windows XP Pro sp2 *Tempus fugit et nos fugimus in illus.* *Fiat justitia; ruat coelum.*

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