Funny Simpson Quotes

ShadowDancer · March 19th, 2002

Lots of people here must see the Simpsons.... so let start a quote thread.

Homer:"No one snuggles with Max Powers! You strap yourself in and feel the G's!!"

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Skinner:"You did it Snuggles! Now chew through my ball sack."

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Homer:"Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it. I mean our kids are uncontrollable hellions! Pardon my French but they act like savages! Did You see them at the picnic? Oh, of course You did... You're everywhere, You're omnivorous. Oh Lord! Why did You spite me with this family?"

**CKemu** · March 19th, 2002

Homer "Shuttup Brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip"

Marge "I'm gonna sue the pants off you!"
Mr Burns "Do don't have to sue me to get my pants off"

Mo "A man to hug n Kiss, hey I am looking for A man to hug n Kiss, ... y can't I find a man to hug n kiss"
BAR "hahahahahahaaaaa
Barney "Maybe your standerds are too high......."
Mo "Y u little SOB, if I ever find u I am gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt"

Jonys · March 19th, 2002

I saw that Max Power episode....very funny...he had to change his name....

RZetlin · March 19th, 2002

Doh!

Zell · March 19th, 2002

Eat my Shorts !!!
Don't !!

ShadowDancer · March 19th, 2002

Homer:"Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You"

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Bart:"What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it."

Exodus · March 20th, 2002

Homer "If i'm thinking what i think i'm thinking, then its funny"
(or something like that)

Auri87 · March 20th, 2002

"Florida.......but thats americas wang"

-Homer Simpson-

Ayu-zrepiV · March 20th, 2002

"no tv and no beer make homer something something..."
"go crazy?"
"don't mind if i do!"
>insert craziness here<

ShadowDancer · March 20th, 2002

"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"

Homer S.

Auri87 · March 20th, 2002

-Homer Simpson-

ScubaSteve · March 20th, 2002

I love these

Bart- I'm surrounded by arsonists and kids with mitten strapped to their jackets year round!!!!

Homer- AWW!! The denver broncos?! They suck!!

Badaro · March 20th, 2002

Quote:

Homer: Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

[]s Badaro

Strider · March 20th, 2002

Marge... are you keeping other men in this house... Radio Active men?

Ayu-zrepiV · March 20th, 2002

"i'll donate 1 000 000 dollars to the orphange.................... WHEN PIGS FLY... hahahah, muwahhaha... hahha"
*pig flying...*
"hah...he...ha...oh..."

Mr Burns

**Shiori** · March 20th, 2002

This was my sig here many months ago

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"English? Who needs English? I'm never going to England!" - Homer Simpson

Ayu-zrepiV · March 20th, 2002

ralph wiggum...

"it tastes like.... burning"
"me fail english? that's unpossible"

ShadowDancer · March 20th, 2002

Homer: "When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces,,...I just know they're about to jab me with something."
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Homer:"If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!"

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Homer:"You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment', and God bless her soul, she was really onto something."

**Demigod** · March 20th, 2002

Homer: "In jail we had to be in this dumb kabuki play, about the 47 ronin, and I wanted to be Yoshi but they made me Iori."

Homer: "I want to set the record straight. I thought the cop was a prostitute."

Bart: "You know, I used to think you were stuck in an imasculating, go nowhere job. But now I want to follow in your footsteps."
Homer: "Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Hoju."
Bart: "...I'll get back to you."

Ninjaa · March 20th, 2002

"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."

"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."

"Trying is the first step towards failure."

March 19th, 2002	#1 (permalink)
ShadowDancer Heh... Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Texas Posts: 1,899	Funny Simpson Quotes Lots of people here must see the Simpsons.... so let start a quote thread. Homer:"No one snuggles with Max Powers! You strap yourself in and feel the G's!!" _______________________________________ Skinner:"You did it Snuggles! Now chew through my ball sack." _______________________________________ Homer:"Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it. I mean our kids are uncontrollable hellions! Pardon my French but they act like savages! Did You see them at the picnic? Oh, of course You did... You're everywhere, You're omnivorous. Oh Lord! Why did You spite me with this family?"

March 19th, 2002	#2 (permalink)
CKemu It's a Spinning Smile! Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,220	Homer "Shuttup Brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip" Marge "I'm gonna sue the pants off you!" Mr Burns "Do don't have to sue me to get my pants off" Mo "A man to hug n Kiss, hey I am looking for A man to hug n Kiss, ... y can't I find a man to hug n kiss" BAR "hahahahahahaaaaa Barney "Maybe your standerds are too high......." Mo "Y u little SOB, if I ever find u I am gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt" __________________ » Beta Tester for PCSX2 \| ZeroGS KOSMOS \| Satourne \| nullDC \| Dolphin \| Misc Projects « » AMD64 X2 4400+ 939 1MB L2 @ 2.20GHz \| GeForce 8800 GTX 768: 575/1800 \| 2GB OCZ DC RAM @ 2-3-2-5 \| 768GiB HDD «

March 19th, 2002	#3 (permalink)
Jonys Not Invited Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Time Vortex Posts: 1,063	I saw that Max Power episode....very funny...he had to change his name.... __________________ I'm NoThInG ThAt I CaNnOt SaY "It is the nature that gives us our boundaries and nature that enforces them" - Eladamri, Lord of Leaves - ..::AGP::.. Web Community - Anime and Game Players - Web Community [sig=134] Come to AGP Black - Green (((AGP))) ...:::Black-Green:::...

March 19th, 2002	#4 (permalink)
RZetlin General of Tangerines Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Defending the Sea Posts: 3,883	Doh! __________________ AMD Athlon 64 3700+ \| 2 GB RAM \| XFX Nvidia 6800 GS 256 MB XXX Edition \| Win XP Pro SP2

March 19th, 2002	#5 (permalink)
Zell The Sword Saint Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Death Zone Posts: 1,750	Eat my Shorts !!! Don't !! __________________ Kuzuryusen ! God-like speed to attack all nine vital points in one stroke. Impossible to dodge and defend ! How want's to stop me E-Mail

March 19th, 2002	#6 (permalink)
ShadowDancer Heh... Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Texas Posts: 1,899	Homer:"Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You" _______________________________________ Bart:"What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it."

March 20th, 2002	#7 (permalink)
Exodus Now the stars don't match Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Null Posts: 14,200	Homer "If i'm thinking what i think i'm thinking, then its funny" (or something like that) __________________ No, I don't like anime, Street Fighter, Japanese music or download video game music. Yes, I know, I'm weird.

March 20th, 2002	#8 (permalink)
Auri87 aka. "Kr0nic_2000" Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: If i told you then i would have to kill you... Posts: 2,165	"Florida.......but thats americas wang" -Homer Simpson- __________________ If you're lying to me, I'll kill ya. If I think you're lying to me, I'll kill ya. If you leave anything out, I'll kill ya. As a matter of fact you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive. Do you understand? Good, cause if you don't, I'll kill ya. "trying is the first step towards failure" -Homer Simpson- check out my 3d marks http://service.madonion.com/compare?2k1=4481587

March 20th, 2002	#9 (permalink)
Ayu-zrepiV Ph33r Domo-Kun Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 205	"no tv and no beer make homer something something..." "go crazy?" "don't mind if i do!" >insert craziness here<

March 20th, 2002	#10 (permalink)
ShadowDancer Heh... Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Texas Posts: 1,899	"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?" Homer S.

March 20th, 2002	#11 (permalink)
Auri87 aka. "Kr0nic_2000" Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: If i told you then i would have to kill you... Posts: 2,165	-Homer Simpson- __________________ If you're lying to me, I'll kill ya. If I think you're lying to me, I'll kill ya. If you leave anything out, I'll kill ya. As a matter of fact you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive. Do you understand? Good, cause if you don't, I'll kill ya. "trying is the first step towards failure" -Homer Simpson- check out my 3d marks http://service.madonion.com/compare?2k1=4481587

March 20th, 2002	#12 (permalink)
ScubaSteve Dirty Rugger Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Berkley Posts: 82	I love these Bart- I'm surrounded by arsonists and kids with mitten strapped to their jackets year round!!!! Homer- AWW!! The denver broncos?! They suck!!

March 20th, 2002	#14 (permalink)
Strider Living Paradigm Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 10,224	Marge... are you keeping other men in this house... Radio Active men? __________________ My Deviant Art

March 20th, 2002	#15 (permalink)
Ayu-zrepiV Ph33r Domo-Kun Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 205	"i'll donate 1 000 000 dollars to the orphange.................... WHEN PIGS FLY... hahahah, muwahhaha... hahha" pig flying... "hah...he...ha...oh..." Mr Burns

March 20th, 2002	#16 (permalink)
Shiori :3 Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Seoul, South Korea Posts: 10,116	This was my sig here many months ago : "English? Who needs English? I'm never going to England!" - Homer Simpson __________________ "...And when I finally meet you again, I want to ask you - have you found what you were looking for? Because that's what I felt you were doing, all these years. And I want to hear you answer, "Yes, I have, thank you for asking," and we'll be together again, until the end of our days..."

March 20th, 2002	#17 (permalink)
Ayu-zrepiV Ph33r Domo-Kun Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 205	ralph wiggum... "it tastes like.... burning" "me fail english? that's unpossible"

March 20th, 2002	#18 (permalink)
ShadowDancer Heh... Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Texas Posts: 1,899	Homer: "When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces,,...I just know they're about to jab me with something." __________________________________________ Homer:"If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!" ___________________________________________ Homer:"You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment', and God bless her soul, she was really onto something."

March 20th, 2002	#19 (permalink)
Demigod これはバタスです Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 5,811	Homer: "In jail we had to be in this dumb kabuki play, about the 47 ronin, and I wanted to be Yoshi but they made me Iori." Homer: "I want to set the record straight. I thought the cop was a prostitute." Bart: "You know, I used to think you were stuck in an imasculating, go nowhere job. But now I want to follow in your footsteps." Homer: "Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Hoju." Bart: "...I'll get back to you." __________________ CPU: Intel Core 2 Quad Q9450 @ 2.66 Ghz (Yorkfield) Mobo: Intel DX48BT2 Memory: 2048 MB PC10600 DDR3 Videocard: PNY Geforce 9800 GX2 PCIe w/ 1024 MB GDDR3 Soundcard: On-board SigmaTel High Definition Audio Hard drive: 300 MB Maxtor & 1 TB Hitachi Optical drive: LG GGW-H20L (2x BD-R DL) OS: Microsoft Windows Vista (32-bit)

March 20th, 2002	#20 (permalink)
Ninjaa Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Soviet Canuckistan Posts: 0	"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES." "Beer. Now there's a temporary solution." "Trying is the first step towards failure."

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