Top 10 things Not To Say To A Cop when you get pulled over

Irrbloss · March 19th, 2002

Top 10 things Not To Say To A Cop when you get pulled over

10. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar
detector wasn't plugged in.

9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so
one of us does.

8. You're not gonna check the trunk are you?

7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know
there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they
are.

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good
physical condition to be a police officer.

5. Officer says, "Son, Your eyes look red, have you
been drinking?"
You respond with, "Officer, your eyes looked glazed,
have you been eating donuts?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep
up with me. Good job!

3. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer
only gave me a warning too!

2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

l. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

VTB · March 19th, 2002

hehe,

Another way too get them pissed is when they ask:'Can i see your licence please.' Hold up your licence for half a sec. And say 'here you go.'

And when you are on your bike and you have to stop cuz your lights don't work and the cop says: 'that will be $30.'

Just say that's ok as long as you guys fix it.'

March 19th, 2002	#1 (permalink)
Irrbloss Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 90	Top 10 things Not To Say To A Cop when you get pulled over Top 10 things Not To Say To A Cop when you get pulled over 10. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 8. You're not gonna check the trunk are you? 7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 5. Officer says, "Son, Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You respond with, "Officer, your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating donuts? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 3. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too! 2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? l. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. __________________ Dell Latitude C800 - PIII@850mhz 256MB RAM - 40GB HD ATI Mobility M4 32MB LG DVD Rom - SONY CD-RW W2K

March 19th, 2002	#2 (permalink)
VTB Nijntje P0wAh Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 568	hehe, Another way too get them pissed is when they ask:'Can i see your licence please.' Hold up your licence for half a sec. And say 'here you go.' And when you are on your bike and you have to stop cuz your lights don't work and the cop says: 'that will be $30.' Just say that's ok as long as you guys fix it.' __________________ Official owner of a LTST licence!!! 'Just take me to the nearest inn and ill be fine.' Yeah it's all fun and games until a rampaging alien race destroys half your city again!!

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