Burglar left bruised and bleeding by retired boxer, 72 (epic lulz inside)

Noja87 · July 4th, 2009

Burglar left bruised and bleeding by retired boxer, 72
A burglar who broke into a house and threatened a pensioner with a knife got more than he bargained for when the victim turned out to be a retired boxer who left him bruised and bleeding.

The court heard Frank Corti (right) was at home in Botley when Gregory McCalium, a neighbour, forced his way in Photo: PA / SWNS

Frank Corti, 72, who served with the Royal Engineers in North Africa from 1956-58, dodged the knife and punched Gregory McCalium, 23, twice in the face, giving him a black eye and a swollen lip. He then restrained the attacker until police arrived.

McCalium, a barman, was given a four-and-a-half year prison sentence at Oxford Crown Court on Monday for aggravated burglary and was told by the judge he had "got what he deserved".

The court heard Mr Corti was at home in Botley, Oxford, with his wife Margaret, 72, when McCalium, a neighbour, forced his way in at 8am on Aug 19 last year. McCalium was drunk.

Speaking after the case, Mr Corti said: "I was scared when he first drew the knife, but my old training must have kicked in because I just punched him as hard as I could and he went down like a sack of spuds. If you can't defend what's yours, where are we at?"

McCalium had denied the charge and claimed he could not remember what happened.

Burglar left bruised and bleeding by retired boxer, 72 - Telegraph
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skoreanime · July 4th, 2009

GG.

Even after retirement, a boxers body will most definitely remember all those grueling days of training. Muscle memory and reflex ftw

BigIg · July 4th, 2009

pwned

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Xblade · July 4th, 2009

His reputation is phucked for life.

Thats the worse kind of ownage one can receive.
epic lulz.

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Exodus · July 4th, 2009

Awesome. I wish old people would punch burglars in the face more often.

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Squall-Leonhart · July 4th, 2009

indeed, there'd be less delinquents.

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gamefreak94 · July 4th, 2009

Serves him right! Capital punishment ftw!

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strike105x · July 4th, 2009

This reminds me of a college professor grading 5 or 4 (cant remember for sure) of his students with F's (here we grade with numbers but to make it more appealing i said F :P). The respective students wanted revenge and to teach the teacher a lesson, so they were'd some mask and waited for him in park on his way home to beat the crap out of him. When they put there plan in to motion the next thing they now there all in the hospital beds with lots of broken bones. Eventually the teacher comes visiting them and say's: "If i knew you where actually my pupils i would have gone easy on you sorry guys", turns out the professor had a black belt with 5 dans at karate.

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gamefreak94 · July 5th, 2009

lol sounds even better then this.

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Cheesus · July 5th, 2009

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Originally Posted by strike105x

This reminds me of a college professor grading 5 or 4 (cant remember for sure) of his students with F's (here we grade with numbers but to make it more appealing i said F :P). The respective students wanted revenge and to teach the teacher a lesson, so they were'd some mask and waited for him in park on his way home to beat the crap out of him. When they put there plan in to motion the next thing they now there all in the hospital beds with lots of broken bones. Eventually the teacher comes visiting them and say's: "If i knew you where actually my pupils i would have gone easy on you sorry guys", turns out the professor had a black belt with 5 dans at karate.

Exact same thing happened here, except it wasn't a teacher, he was a nutter politician. Black belt in karate, with a sword in his 'walking stick'. The 4 assaulters woke up in hospital while the politician continued his shopping

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LoneWolf · July 5th, 2009

It seems now age doesn't matter.

zidine00 · July 5th, 2009

i guess its his time for a comeback match

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ozzgx4 · July 5th, 2009

lol I bet he was not expecting that

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IRCaveman · July 5th, 2009

I R also has a story to tell:
Last year a slipknot loving geek killed a guy who bully'd him by decaping him with a ninja sword (katana) while wearing a slipknot mask.Geek+physics+gaming skillz (headshot = instant kill) + metal ftw! kiding not even a bully deserves that

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Exodus · July 6th, 2009

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decaping

Decaping him?!? But how will he fly afterwards?!?

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IRCaveman · July 6th, 2009

I mean the guy was cut in the neck (almost right through)

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Alucard54s · July 6th, 2009

<SFX: Sheep Baling>

Ha ha ha!

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July 4th, 2009	#1 (permalink)
Noja87 White Void Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The End Has Come Posts: 1,942	Burglar left bruised and bleeding by retired boxer, 72 (epic lulz inside) Burglar left bruised and bleeding by retired boxer, 72 A burglar who broke into a house and threatened a pensioner with a knife got more than he bargained for when the victim turned out to be a retired boxer who left him bruised and bleeding. The court heard Frank Corti (right) was at home in Botley when Gregory McCalium, a neighbour, forced his way in Photo: PA / SWNS Frank Corti, 72, who served with the Royal Engineers in North Africa from 1956-58, dodged the knife and punched Gregory McCalium, 23, twice in the face, giving him a black eye and a swollen lip. He then restrained the attacker until police arrived. McCalium, a barman, was given a four-and-a-half year prison sentence at Oxford Crown Court on Monday for aggravated burglary and was told by the judge he had "got what he deserved". The court heard Mr Corti was at home in Botley, Oxford, with his wife Margaret, 72, when McCalium, a neighbour, forced his way in at 8am on Aug 19 last year. McCalium was drunk. Speaking after the case, Mr Corti said: "I was scared when he first drew the knife, but my old training must have kicked in because I just punched him as hard as I could and he went down like a sack of spuds. If you can't defend what's yours, where are we at?" McCalium had denied the charge and claimed he could not remember what happened. Burglar left bruised and bleeding by retired boxer, 72 - Telegraph --- __________________

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July 4th, 2009	#2 (permalink)
skoreanime Your resident reaper... Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 6,031	GG. Even after retirement, a boxers body will most definitely remember all those grueling days of training. Muscle memory and reflex ftw

July 4th, 2009	#3 (permalink)
BigIg I tell you what. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ohio, USA Posts: 2,273	pwned __________________ Arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand

July 4th, 2009	#5 (permalink)
Exodus ...and now they do. Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Null Posts: 16,916	Awesome. I wish old people would punch burglars in the face more often. __________________ No, I don't like anime, Street Fighter, Japanese music or download video game music. Yes, I know, I'm weird.

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Squall-Leonhart Behind ur girlfriend :D Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 18,884	indeed, there'd be less delinquents. __________________ VBA-M \| Xtemu \| NGOHQ \| Post Impact Productions \| TNHW \| XBCD 0.2.6 \| Satanic666's Emulator Compiles Don't be a NOOB, READ THE NGEmu/EmuForums Rules of Conduct Need Help with ePSXe? This is your first stop!. If you don't post all the required information, you don't get help. Everytime someone posts a romsite, God kills a beautiful woman.

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gamefreak94 Die anime!! Die!! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: پاكستان <--- Urdu Posts: 6,271	Serves him right! Capital punishment ftw! __________________ How to configure uTorrent for maximum upload and download speed?

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strike105x Bruce Willis as Ichigo... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ...means Bleach ends after episode 1 Posts: 3,567	This reminds me of a college professor grading 5 or 4 (cant remember for sure) of his students with F's (here we grade with numbers but to make it more appealing i said F :P). The respective students wanted revenge and to teach the teacher a lesson, so they were'd some mask and waited for him in park on his way home to beat the crap out of him. When they put there plan in to motion the next thing they now there all in the hospital beds with lots of broken bones. Eventually the teacher comes visiting them and say's: "If i knew you where actually my pupils i would have gone easy on you sorry guys", turns out the professor had a black belt with 5 dans at karate. __________________ \|Strike's Deviantart\|Anime List\|Important Notice\|

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gamefreak94 Die anime!! Die!! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: پاكستان <--- Urdu Posts: 6,271	lol sounds even better then this. __________________ How to configure uTorrent for maximum upload and download speed?

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LoneWolf she's my cherry pie Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Why do you want to know ? Posts: 1,255	It seems now age doesn't matter.

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IRCaveman mmm... Mammoth steak Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: South Africa , a 3rd world country with lotsa gold Posts: 79	I R also has a story to tell: Last year a slipknot loving geek killed a guy who bully'd him by decaping him with a ninja sword (katana) while wearing a slipknot mask.Geek+physics+gaming skillz (headshot = instant kill) + metal ftw! kiding not even a bully deserves that __________________ http://www.google.com,http://www.wikipedia.org/ and newsservers are your friends so use them My new pc: Intel E5200 @ more than 3ghz (still looking for the best clock),9800gt 1gb,2gig ddr2 800,xp home sp3

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IRCaveman mmm... Mammoth steak Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: South Africa , a 3rd world country with lotsa gold Posts: 79	I mean the guy was cut in the neck (almost right through) __________________ http://www.google.com,http://www.wikipedia.org/ and newsservers are your friends so use them My new pc: Intel E5200 @ more than 3ghz (still looking for the best clock),9800gt 1gb,2gig ddr2 800,xp home sp3 Last edited by IRCaveman; July 6th, 2009 at 20:55..

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