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Old January 13th, 2002   #1 (permalink)
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Who draws these things?
Whoever draws these airline cards is one sick person. Aside from the modified text, the drawings are downright funny just to look at. I'll analyze selected pictures now.

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Old January 13th, 2002   #2 (permalink)
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This is what happens when you kick the seat in front of you. This lady cracked her nose good with her knee cap. Oh and the horrible, horrible flames. Must be to protect the person in front of her so she stops kicking the damn seat!
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Old January 13th, 2002   #3 (permalink)
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Ok, as if the bloody nose wasn't bad enough. The plane has landed on the water and she goes for some sort of flotation device. But what's this? It looks like the frick'in seat's choking her!!! What kind of air plane is this?! With the cords of the flotation device strung around around the seat, Generic.Lady gasps for air...
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Old January 13th, 2002   #4 (permalink)
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Holy c***! What do they feed these people?!
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Old January 13th, 2002   #5 (permalink)
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Oh, the water's sooo cold. Generic.Lady quickly practices her synchronized swimming techniques to keep warm while going for a quick swim. :eyes:
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Old January 13th, 2002   #6 (permalink)
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Well, doesn't this just top the whole trip off, her flotation device has been sabotaged! What sick situation will the artist put her in next?
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Old January 13th, 2002   #7 (permalink)
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Please remain seated and refrain from smoking you frick'in flight n00bs!
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Old January 13th, 2002   #8 (permalink)
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Ok, now this is just wrong. Some guy is obvuously trying to kill this man. Notice how the person (not pictured) has severed the man's oxygen line and is now making sure that he doesn't get any! The guy's having a heart attack! Stop freaking out!
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Old January 13th, 2002   #9 (permalink)
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"Outta my way kid!" (I wonder why all of the flames are directed over that kid who's being shoved away from his child beating father?? Not only will he be severely burnt, but he's also being denyed of air!)
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Old January 13th, 2002   #10 (permalink)
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So much pain and despair! There's one dead and another has hurt his back!
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Old January 13th, 2002   #11 (permalink)
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Geez lady, they don't require you to listen to the music!
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Old January 13th, 2002   #12 (permalink)
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You can't avoid fire on this plane! It's everywhere! It's a standard feature! Oh, and some people are in pain too...
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Bad idea: Tangoing out of the escape hatch with your girlfriend when the plane's on fire.
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Bad idea: Throwing your wife out the escape hatch because the plane's on fire and praying that no one will find the body.
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They're struggling to close the hatch! Bad! Bad! Bad! Open the hatch! Push the other way and stop making out you two!
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"Wheee! Super fun slide!" Says the fat man sliding down into the pile of corpses.
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Old January 13th, 2002   #17 (permalink)
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Ok, it's bad enough that the plane crashed and burned, but was it really necessary to draw corpses around the shattered remains?? (This artist is a sicko!)
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Old January 13th, 2002   #18 (permalink)
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Water or land, this plane sure knows how to go down and take everyone with it! Can't anyone make up their minds about where this thing shatters?
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Thank you for reading. I sure had a good laugh I'm almost crying
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Good god! That was so gawd damn funny I can hardly believe it! Every single bloody picture was hilarious!
Aw man and those dewscriptions were great NickK!
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