September 18th, 2001, 22:25
Well if your'e severely stressed or if your a retard then you can do what this guy did to his computer...:D
Of course he was prolly screwin up a **cked up 386 anyway, so I'm not impressed. Now... if someone was to demolish an Athlon/P3/P4 Ghz rig, wouldn't that be sumthin!:D :D :D
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September 19th, 2001, 01:53
Kinda reminds me of this true story. Sombody wrote into the pcf helpdesk asking for help. It turned out that they had had a party and were playing doom (yep its that old) when there was a power cut. Being completely pissed, they thought that the computer was busted so opened it up to try and fix it. However one of them then threw up onto the mobo :spy:. In a panic they washed the computer inards in the bath to remove the vomitt:rolleyes: . The machine was now not working only making a strange buzzing sound and he wanted to know how to fix it!:eyes:
September 19th, 2001, 13:31
ehehehe!:D cool story ßetamax!
Here's one bout lil' Johnny.
LITTLE JOHNNY ON ..... PHILOSOPHY:
Teacher asks her class, " If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?She calls on little Johnny.He replies, " None, they will all fly away with the first gun shot. "
The teacher replies, " The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking. "Then little Johnny says " I have a question for YOU.There are Three women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.Which one is married? "
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, " Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone. "To which Little Johnny replied, " The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking. "
LITTLE JOHNNY ON ..... MATH:
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic."Why?" asks the father? The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3', I said " 6 " replies Johnny. But that's right!" "Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the ****ing difference? " asks the father.
"That's what I said!" exclaimed Johnny.
LITTLE JOHNNY ON ..... ENGLISH:
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, " Today we are
going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word? " johnny says " ***-t*r-bate. Miss Rogers smiles and says, " Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful. Little Johnny says, " No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a ***wjob. "
LITTLE JOHNNY ON ..... GRAMMAR:
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed To go to the bathroom. He yelled out, " Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!
The teacher replied, " Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate'. Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go.
Little Johnny, thinks for a bit, then says, " You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!!! "
LITTLE JOHNNY ON ..... GRAMMAR:
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word " beautiful " in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
Very good, Suzie, "replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully. She said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny? "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful,... just ****ing beautiful!'"
LITTLE JOHNNY ON ..... GETTING OLDER
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat."
Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own ****ing business!"
[I get these kind of stuff from my e-mail, and I dunno who the *uck sends them :mad:]
September 21st, 2001, 11:31
kinda reminds me of the "Boy Bastos" jokes. :wtf:
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