Random Thoughts Thread. (Clean version)

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

Nobody taught you about the birds and the bees?
I think its time you asked your parents "Where do babies come from?" :p

I knew you'da take it that way :P
I did edit though saying you should stick to one name.

[DarkSamus]

Nor do you have to. I don't know guys here are so obsessed with seeing pictures anyway.

So they have something to think about as they go to sleep at night?

[DarkSamus]

I knew you'da take it that way :P
I did edit though saying you should stick to one name.

I am sticking to one name, just getting used to calling him Leon still. Been calling Leon "bub" for 4 months now

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

I am sticking to one name, just getting used to calling him Leon still. Been calling Leon "bub" for 4 months now

Lucky that he's a guy then otherwise you'd be in for a world of hurt somewhere in the future.

[DarkSamus]

"Leon" means "Lion-hearted" in french by the way

[Ahielia]

Nor do you have to. I don't know guys here are so obsessed with seeing pictures anyway.

I for one could probably care less if you post a picture or not, but it's nice to see the people I interact with from time to time.

[Princess Garnet]

Nor do you have to. I don't know guys here are so obsessed with seeing pictures anyway.Well, it probably isn't helped when you go around saying that you're sexy all of the time...
Which reminds me, I haven't seen a picture of Garnet...Here you go!

http://i.imgur.com/h37mS.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/LsvXx.jpg

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

"Leon" means "Lion-hearted" in french by the way

Actually it just means "Lion" :P One of the girls from church I used to know has a brother called Leon (not RE inspired). Lion-hearted is just an extension of that image since well if you're a Lion you obviously have a Lion's Heart.

[Beatrix]

Ah, its sis!

[DarkSamus]

Actually it just means "Lion" :P One of the girls from church I used to know has a brother called Leon (not RE inspired). Lion-hearted is just an extension of that image since well if you're a Lion you obviously have a Lion's Heart.

Ahhh, ok.

[Ahielia]

Well, it probably isn't helped when you go around saying that you're sexy all of the time...
It helped :p

Besides, not like there's a shortage of sexy girls on the internet anyway.

Here you go!

http://i.imgur.com/h37mS.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/LsvXx.jpg

:x3:
:onthepull
:doh:

Looking good :D

[Thanakil]

Actually it just means "Lion" :P One of the girls from church I used to know has a brother called Leon (not RE inspired). Lion-hearted is just an extension of that image since well if you're a Lion you obviously have a Lion's Heart.

Actually it doesn't really mean anything at all in French. It does mean Lion in Latin tho, but in French Lion is... Well Lion. Leon is close but it gets its meaning from Latin, not French.

[Radix865]

Actually it doesn't really mean anything at all in French. It does mean Lion in Latin tho, but in French Lion is... Well Lion. Leon is close but it gets its meaning from Latin, not French.

Actually it's "Leo" without the "n" in the end that means lion in both French and Latin(as french is a language based on latin)... Leon is a name derived from the the word leo. But lion means lion in French too, although I think it's a newer word for it.

[niku]

actually L is a character from death note. he looks like a demented individual but is an excellent detective. Leo is also my neighbor's name. Leo tolstoy was a famous person.

[Bill_gates]

boobs are great :innocent:

[niku]

lol bill gates
nuts?

[Seeeeggaaaa!]

I'm in a situation where I'm hungry, but it's too painful to eat...

For ****s sake!

[Kaizen]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/58/Magic_Roundabout_Schild_db.jpg/250px-Magic_Roundabout_Schild_db.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e9/Swindon-Magic-Roundabout.svg/600px-Swindon-Magic-Roundabout.svg.png

http://webservice.imagesauce.net/image/758336/400x.jpg

6 roundabouts in 1 ....wtfamilookingat.bmp

[Radix865]

I'm in a situation where I'm hungry, but it's too painful to eat...

For ****s sake!

Then how about drinking something... I heard that part of the hunger is actually caused by thirst.

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/58/Magic_Roundabout_Schild_db.jpg/250px-Magic_Roundabout_Schild_db.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e9/Swindon-Magic-Roundabout.svg/600px-Swindon-Magic-Roundabout.svg.png

http://webservice.imagesauce.net/image/758336/400x.jpg

6 roundabouts in 1 ....wtfamilookingat.bmp

0_o...there are just no words for that level of insanity...

[Noja87]

sKFpFmQSeGs

literally tears of laughter.

[niku]

merry go round :lol:

[Seeeeggaaaa!]

I suddenly got pissed off out of nowhere for no apparant reason. This is confusing me as it has not happened for a while.

[niku]

the censorship makes it difficult to understand your post sega aaa

[Seeeeggaaaa!]

the censorship makes it difficult to understand your post sega aaa

I just fixed it.

[niku]

so what made you piss? did someone put your hand in a tub of water while you were asleep?

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

....pi$$ed off can also mean angry, in other words he said he got angry for no reason.

[ElijahTW]

I just accidentally swallowed a whole bunch of rust. It's amazing how a car's muffler strap can be rusted enough to break, while the rest of the car doesn't have any visible rust anywhere.

[Beatrix]

Ew. Bet it tastes disgusting!

[ElijahTW]

I've heard blood is supposed to taste a bit like rust. I don't believe that anymore. Lol.

[Beatrix]

Well blood has iron in it. But I dunno about the taste.

[Exodus]

I can smell the iron in blood, so I imagine you could taste it too.

[Phil]

Oh my...

Yep it's true. Mila has to step her game up to compete.

GOD!!


Lol ;)

Whut

He was talking about you!

Absolutely not. A girl that can't even play a simple game of lacrosse cannot be hot. Yes Mia, I am going there :p

I know right! Because I am so hot!


Well I doubt it somehow..:(

Your conscious is correct. See above for more insight.

I'd say "can it be both?" but he said member, not members, so I fall back to "you're the self proclaimed sexy one and I'm the mood thrower". Well, it's true.

Ahem

Wrong, on both accounts. It's definitely not both, and Mia cannot play lacrosse or overclock, therefore, she is definitely NOT sexy. And moody? What moodiness? According to a knowledgeable source (General Shugrave from the 32nd Regiment) , "a whacky whore is better to be around than a boring broad". You are neither, as you are a Pugnacious Princess. That knows what Vram is. Now that is a deadly combination. Vram is a heavy subject, and should not be taken lightly.

http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/S/ScarletMalice/1039684189_Daggerness.jpg

said he likes complicated women. Perhaps he is a masochist?

I resent that.

Well I have no idea then, because we are both sexy.

And DarkSamus, I have already posted my picture before.

Both of you are not sexy, only one is...and it aint you, punto :)


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/58/Magic_Roundabout_Schild_db.jpg/250px-Magic_Roundabout_Schild_db.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e9/Swindon-Magic-Roundabout.svg/600px-Swindon-Magic-Roundabout.svg.png

http://webservice.imagesauce.net/image/758336/400x.jpg

6 roundabouts in 1 ....wtfamilookingat.bmp

If the traffic lights go out, that would be total hell.

Well blood has iron in it. But I dunno about the taste.

Tastes like metal (smells like it too.)

[Princess Garnet]

Absolutely not. A girl that can't even play a simple game of lacrosse cannot be hot.I probably can't play Lacrosse either.And moody? What moodiness?Did you just ask to see my mood!? I am moody. Sometimes it just doesn't interfere (sometimes, it does).

[Phil]

I probably can't play Lacrosse either.Did you just ask to see my mood!? I am moody. Sometimes it just doesn't interfere (sometimes, it does).

Well if you did I doubt you would shoot in the wrong goal...that's basic orientation.

As for your moods, honestly I am far to used to them now to really notice.

[Princess Garnet]

You're not light on the flattery today, are you?

What are you doing tonight?

[Phil]

It's not flattery, it's the truth.

I have no idea. I could be out and about, but if not, I should be around.
What do you have in mind? I am down for anything as long as it's not 12 hours of Portal 2 , as i do have to work tomorrow:p

[Princess Garnet]

Hey, that wasn't my fault!

"Could be", "should be", you lead a girl on and get her to offer you attention for an evening, and then you shrug things off!?

[Phil]

lol I know it wasn't. It was still fun, either way :p


? Shrug things off? Not sure what you are getting at really?

[Radix865]

I've heard blood is supposed to taste a bit like rust. I don't believe that anymore. Lol.

Blood tastes kinda "iron-ish", not like rust... And yes I've tasted all three!:evil:

[Princess Garnet]

? Shrug things off? Not sure what you are getting at really?It was a joke. You essentially buttered me up with flattery, and then I asked what you were doing tonight (not because of that, but I was playing as it was why I was), and then you sort of just shrugged it off with "I could be" this or I "should be" that, which wasn't much of an answer.

[Phil]

lol. You freaking kill me sometimes :p

Tell you what, if you are around tonight, ill fire up Tiberium Wars and we can play it together. I played it for the first time yesterday, and it's not bad. Oh yeah, this reminds me, I wanted to ask you something. Is there an option to pl;ay it dual screen? Or is it locked to one screen?

[Princess Garnet]

Ha, we probably should have taken it to private messaging.lol. You freaking kill me sometimes :pOh, you mean like I did a few times in Portal 2? Oops.Oh yeah, this reminds me, I wanted to ask you something. Is there an option to pl;ay it dual screen? Or is it locked to one screen?Even if you can play it on more than one, don't.

For one, your two screens are different aspect ratios.

Secondly, any FOV wider than 16:9 becomes vert minus. This game (and Red Alert 3) are odd in that they have two baselines aspect ratios, not one. Those baselines are 5:4 and 16:9. 4:3 is vert minus compared to 5:4, and 16:10 is vert plus (FOV overshoot) compared to 16:9.

Of your two choices, you may want to go with 16:10 for the game. It has some odd glitches in the campaign, but it has the most FOV and area of sight. 4:3 has the least.

By the way, the GDI tutorial/early campaign is probably best to learn the basics.

[Phil]

Ha, we probably should have taken it to private messaging.Oh, you mean like I did a few times in Portal 2? Oops.

Yeah we probably should. And yes, there was one time when I was building the light bridge in P2 and you erased the one I was standing on, sending me to a watery death. I thought to myself, she HAS to be doing this on purpose, :lol:

Even if you can play it on more than one, don't.

For one, your two screens are different aspect ratios.

Secondly, any FOV wider than 16:9 becomes vert minus. This game (and Red Alert 3) are odd in that they have two baselines aspect ratios, not one. Those baselines are 5:4 and 16:9. 4:3 is vert minus compared to 5:4, and 16:10 is vert plus (FOV overshoot) compared to 16:9.

Of your two choices, you may want to go with 16:10 for the game. It has some odd glitches in the campaign, but it has the most FOV and area of sight. 4:3 has the least.

By the way, the GDI tutorial/early campaign is probably best to learn the basics.



Ok. The GI campaign is the one that I started yesterday.

[Princess Garnet]

Okay, just send me a private message if/when you want to get on.

No, it wasn't on purpose that I did that, which gives me a thought... maybe some sort of "oops" gesture should have been in there (or if it was, I missed it). Believe me, I got all the entertainment I needed watching you smack into walls trying to run through the portals to gain speed.

[Beatrix]

*Seeing Red*

I will kill you, I swear I will!

[Phil]

Okay, just send me a private message if/when you want to get on.

No, it wasn't on purpose that I did that, which gives me a thought... maybe some sort of "oops" gesture should have been in there (or if it was, I missed it). Believe me, I got all the entertainment I needed watching you smack into walls trying to run through the portals to gain speed.

Whoa, now that was uncalled for. A controller is less precise than a keyboard. If you want to go there, what happened at beam tunnel stage? I waited like what, 30 minutes for you to get to the exit? :p Dying over and over..lol

I will kill you, I swear I will!

O hey Mia, how are you doing today?

[Beatrix]

Was doing fine but not anymore. Thanks Phil, thanks.

[Princess Garnet]

Whoa, now that was uncalled for. A controller is less precise than a keyboard. If you want to go there, what happened at beam tunnel stage? I waited like what, 30 minutes for you to get to the exit? :p Dying over and over..lolI was just talking about it was entertaining, nothing against the input/control method.

What part are you referring to though? That part where I got myself across first and by myself, then got you across myself, and then you just watched me try and get myself across again by myself? Oh, yeah...

Thanks Phil, thanks...

[Exodus]

Phil's having trouble tonight.

[Phil]

I was just talking about it was entertaining, nothing against the input/control method.

What part are you referring to though? That part where I got myself across first and by myself, then got you across myself, and then you just watched me try and get myself across again by myself? Oh, yeah...

Thanks Phil, thanks...

Lol I know. That's what made it so funny actually. I called it the Flash in the Pan Special :p

Phil's having trouble tonight.

I know. If I make it out alive, you will be the first to know, exo.

[ElijahTW]

A random thing I remember from school in typing class:

"Eli, you're not hitting the keys with the right fingers"

"So?"

"You have to do it the right way."

"Why?"

"Because it's the right way to do things."

"But I can type at 80 words per minute. Why does it matter? I'm a considerably faster typist than you, even."

"Yeah, but you're not doing it the right way."

".... >.<"

I hated teachers in high school. I had similar experiences in math, where I got complained at because I did it the "wrong" way, even though I got the right answer.

I've always been the kind of person to find a easier way to do things. I don't mean half-assing it. I just mean finding a more streamlined way to reach the same result. Isn't that what many of the best inventors have done? Damn, I hated school.

Imagine if car manufacturers used the same train of thought school expected you to? We'd all be driving Model Ts because no one wanted to design a better way to reach the same result, in this case moving yourself from point A to point B.

[Phil]

Actually the model T was a breakout project. Probably the old Curved Dash Olds is more fitting :p

[ElijahTW]

Actually the model T was a breakout project. Probably the old Curved Dash Olds is more fitting :p

haha, whatever. My point is still valid.

[Princess Garnet]

No it's not. You lose!

[ElijahTW]

I'm sorry? Did you say something? MEN ARE TALKING HERE!


Just kidding. I'm in a mood where I want sound like an *******, haha.

[Phil]

Whassup :p

[Princess Garnet]

Oh, you don't want to put your mood up against mine, because unlike you, I have swings of them!

[ElijahTW]

Oh, you don't want to put your mood up against mine, because unlike you, I have swings of them!

Hey, it's not my fault you suffer from blood loss monthly. :p

[Phil]

Geeezz Garnet, so you are mentally unstable then? Suddenly I feel unsafe :(.

GARNET I VALUE MY LIFE, DON'T HURT ME, PLEASE.

Please.

My God grant you the grace of good moods..

Oh, you don't want to put your mood up against mine, because unlike you, I have swings of them!

I still love you though :)

Hey, it's not my fault you suffer from blood loss monthly. :p

You ruined my dinner. Friggin hell!

[Princess Garnet]

Hey, it's not my fault you suffer from blood loss monthly. :pThat... was low... (more like I don't know what else to say)

[DarkSamus]

Is it wrong that I am suddenly feeling hungry for the spaghetti bolognese I am having for dinner now?

[Princess Garnet]

Oh dear goodness...

[ElijahTW]

That... was low... (more like I don't know what else to say)

Owned. :p

God damn, I'm in an odd mood tonight. I'm not quite sure how to describe it.

[Phil]

Owned. :p

God damn, I'm in an odd mood tonight. I'm not quite sure how to describe it.

Ok that was uncalled for. I had to give up my dinner for some cold cereal. Granted, it's Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a man's cereal, but it's still no cheeseburger with...ketchup. Ugh

***** Ig!

[Princess Garnet]

Owned. :p

God damn, I'm in an odd mood tonight. I'm not quite sure how to describe it.You'd know what that mood is if you were a woman.

Owned!

[Xblade]

Ummmmmmm.....................>_>

[ElijahTW]

You'd know what that mood is if you were a woman.

But women only have extremes in emotions, which I rarely every experience. I usually settle somewhere around "meh" but this mood is like.. a weird mix of happiness and depression.

I'm so happy I'm depressed? I'm so depressed I'm happy? Hah. Who knows, it's odd though.

[ElijahTW]

Ok that was uncalled for. I had to give up my dinner for some cold cereal. Granted, it's Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a man's cereal, but it's still no cheeseburger with...ketchup. Ugh

***** Ig!

I can't think of anything disgusting to say to make you throw up your cinnamon toast crunch.


....The milk is made up of only the white blood cells of a women's monthly visitor's discharge.

We did it, we did it, we did it, yay!

http://thesehappydays.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/dora.jpg

[Seeeeggaaaa!]

*nevermind, thought this was the bin*

[Cid Highwind]

*nevermind, thought this was the bin*

Now that's quite the c0cktail.

Seriously guys, what thread did I end up in? I wonder what the non-clean version looks like :p

Edit:
Nice dodge Sega :lol:

[ElijahTW]

I wonder what the non-clean version looks like :p


Fairly tame nowadays, actually.

[Princess Garnet]

...Wow.

[Beatrix]

Ok that was uncalled for. I had to give up my dinner for some cold cereal. Granted, it's Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a man's cereal, but it's still no cheeseburger with...ketchup. Ugh

***** Ig!

Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Wow. What a loser. At least try Special K with Strawberries.

[Phil]

Special K is not Man's cereal. It's made for women, therefore I cannot eat it without feeling like a little b****.

[Beatrix]

Okkk sure. Like you know anything about cereal or eating healthy. Most guys can't eat healthy.

[ElijahTW]

Okkk sure. Like you know anything about cereal or eating healthy. Most guys can't eat healthy.

Agreed. Men like food that drips fat. And has a calorie density of no less than 500 calories per ounce. ;)

[Phil]

That ties in with girls living longer than guys. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Die early, go out with a bang.

[ElijahTW]

That ties in with girls living longer than guys. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Die early, go out with a bang.

Agreed. If you're manly enough, you'll die because your heart exploded because your awesome diet.

[Beatrix]

Ok whatever. Guys are just...I don't know. They are no good for anything.

[Phil]

Ok, so whats wrong? This is so unlike you.

[Princess Garnet]

Ok whatever. Guys are just...I don't know. They are no good for anything.Uh oh...

[DarkSamus]

Ok whatever. Guys are just...I don't know. They are no good for anything.

Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women

10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome

I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their ****ing mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.

9. Men are not sponges

Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a ****ing cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.

8. Women are racists

Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and **** definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift ****ing mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.

7. Men live less than women

The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of ****. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!

6. Men write illegibly

Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a **** about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and **** so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.

5. Jesus was a man

Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of ****. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.

4. Men wear watches

Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.

A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your ****ing man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important **** is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a ****ing fastidious manner, so get the **** ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.

3. Boys destroy things

The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!

2. Marriage is stupid

Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to **** the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t ****. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re ****ing obsessed with it.

Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.

1. Men have penises

When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t **** up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be ****ing courteous.’

hehehe

[Beatrix]

Oh please. Seriously, you do not know what you are talking about.

[DarkSamus]

Yeah, I know

I also know that I am better then you at baiting, so I (a male) just won :D

I honestly agree with very little in what I quoted :p

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

......We really didn't need to go there...I mean I know this all started as a friendly joke but it's quickly going elsewhere...

[Ahielia]

If the traffic lights go out, that would be total hell.
The great thing about roundabouts, is that there are no traffic lights.

Ok whatever. Guys are just...I don't know. They are no good for anything.

So you're an extreme feminist lesbian? :p

[Cid Highwind]

I lol'd at DS' post, it's so ridiculous though :p

But ehm, I wouldn't want to live without women. There'd be too many good things to miss out on. As a guy I can be hell to be around with as well, as long as the good outweighs the bad, she'll deal with it :cool: (and the other way around of course)

[Seeeeggaaaa!]

I don't think I like where this thread's heading...

[ozzgx4]

These last few pages have been very entertaining to read.

[niku]

if, like blueshogun, I call beatrix, lady beatrix.
its short form will be L.B.
which also stands for "Lord Budweiser"

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

I say again, who are you niku?

[Silenus]

I lol'd at DS' post, it's so ridiculous though :p

But ehm, I wouldn't want to live without women. There'd be too many good things to miss out on. As a guy I can be hell to be around with as well, as long as the good outweighs the bad, she'll deal with it :cool: (and the other way around of course)

Me too.

They are awesome.

/no sarcasm.

[Silenus]

if, like blueshogun, I call beatrix, lady beatrix.
its short form will be L.B.
which also stands for "Lord Budweiser"

I say again, who are you niku?

What.. the.. hell?

[niku]

I say again, who are you niku?

you ask this because i make posts that no noob can make. which makes me awesome.
being a new member i certainly have more intel than any other noob. thanks to the intel processor that uploaded my system with interesting data of the past.

[niku]

hehehe

awesome post MAN!

[Radix865]

5. Jesus was a man

Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of ****. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.

There are matriarchal(=led by women, opposite of patriarchal which is led by men) religions you know... If you go back in time far enough it was women who were worshipped, most "civilizations" just changed to patriarchal system most likely during the bronze ages but before that worshipping goddesses was much more usual than worshipping male-gods... Common idealogy behind it was most likely that women had the ability to give birth(aka: create life) and thus making them closer to gods than men.

[koko]

I say again, who are you niku?
redlofredlof

[niku]

lol you went in the other direction koko.

[ozzgx4]

It's whatsitsface...damn I forgot the name


Edit: sidd I think

[Silenus]

It's whatsitsface...damn I forgot the name


Edit: sidd I think

You mean Naix?

He has to be someone from the past because he knows about Lord Budweiser.

[ozzgx4]

Naix is sidd isn't he?

[Kaizen]

Okkk sure. Like you know anything about cereal or eating healthy. Most guys can't eat healthy.

I am a nutritional god. Ask away, chick!

[Kaizen]

But women only have extremes in emotions, which I rarely every experience. I usually settle somewhere around "meh" but this mood is like.. a weird mix of happiness and depression.

I'm so happy I'm depressed? I'm so depressed I'm happy? Hah. Who knows, it's odd though.

If you never give yourself consistent chances to become upset, then you are neither happy nor miserable.
It's a state of content. You, are content, content with a life of mediocrity by whatever standards your mind has.
It's very common.

Be risky, be a man!

Have you ever ridden a motorcycle at 120mph?
Neither had I until a year ago. Man that was crazy awesome.

[gamefreak94]

Why the hell do people have to change usernames faster then their under-garments? -__-

I go idle for a few months and I don't have a clue who half the people posting on the forums are now.

[Radix865]

Well, didn't Niku say he's been around for a long time but just never got registered until just recently...

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

At this stage we're talking really really really long...LBW has been gone for quite a while...and possibly with bin access since that's where LBW spent pretty much all of his time.

[Radix865]

At this stage we're talking really really really long...LBW has been gone for quite a while...and possibly with bin access since that's where LBW spent pretty much all of his time.

Well, it could be that he had a friend who was a frequent poster here.

---------

I was just watching reruns of CSI(the original series) and it was some pretty old episode but I just found it really funny when this detective, acting all angry just says to one of the CSI "Then why don't you find me some evidence I can use!"!:lol: Like he says that and then what, goes sit on his desk eating donuts while waiting for the evidence!?!

Although I like CSI, I just always found it funny how the detectives do almost nothing but question the subjects and sometimes go around with a gun trying to look cool, although even that is often done by the CSI...:lol:

[ElijahTW]

Have you ever ridden a motorcycle at 120mph?

No, but I drove my friends Kawasaki Ninja 250 at around 85. Real thrill. I've also driven a car at 170MPH (going down a hill. My car isn't THAT fast on it's own :p)

I think you misinterpreted what I meant, though. I meant that I'm in a "meh" mood when I'm settled - i.e. just being idle. Other times are different.

[Exodus]

My leg's falling asleep.

Screw all your ongoing discussions!

[ozzgx4]

Anyone heard of google+? I want an invite.

[Ahielia]

https://www.facebook.com/HelpNameMyBabyMegatron

[ElijahTW]

Anyone heard of google+? I want an invite.

It's just facebook, really, from what I've seen.

[niku]

Well, didn't Niku say he's been around for a long time but just never got registered until just recently...

that is exactly true. and I'm not an old member. one of my friends is/was and thats how i know of the past. i thought you saw my da profile from the artwork thread. i have a picture of me dressed as a clown. :p

[niku]

It's just facebook, really, from what I've seen.

not exactly. you get circles with it. so now only people of a particular circle can listen to your rants regarding how pathetic twilight is or ps3 is better than 360.

[ElijahTW]

not exactly. you get circles with it. so now only people of a particular circle can listen to your rants regarding how pathetic twilight is or ps3 is better than 360.

Basically, a feature that almost no one would ever really use.

[niku]

If you never give yourself consistent chances to become upset, then you are neither happy nor miserable.
It's a state of content. You, are content, content with a life of mediocrity by whatever standards your mind has.
It's very common.

Be risky, be a man!

Have you ever ridden a motorcycle at 120mph?
Neither had I until a year ago. Man that was crazy awesome.

did you wear a helmet? I've been driving my bike for 10 years now without a helmet. i like it that way cause it go fast, wind in my hair.

Basically, a feature that almost no one would ever really use.

well lets say your boss is in the arseh0les circle and you wanna rant about him. what do you do? use the friends circle to rant about your boss. that way the boss will not know.

[ElijahTW]

Don't add your boss to your social networking site. Problem solved.

[niku]

Don't add your boss to your social networking site. Problem solved.

but we want to know more about him. that is how we know what grinds his gears and still be in his good books.

@schumi
please join the double posts.

[Beatrix]

I am a nutritional god. Ask away, chick!

Well guys don't eat yogurt. So 50% of any nutritional advice you have is forfeit.

[DarkSamus]

mmmm, I love yogurt

[Xtreme2damax]

Yeah, me too. I just bought a container of lowfat vanilla yogurt today. I've been trying to make an effort to eat healthier, so I've been buying fish, imitation crab meat, lowfat yogurt, lowfat cottage cheese, veggies and fruits.

[Kaizen]

Well guys don't eat yogurt. So 50% of any nutritional advice you have is forfeit.

I'm a nutritional god. Mainstream yoghurts are unhealthy *looks at muller*

I do however have a greek yoghurt every morning with some swiss muesli mixed through and grated dark chocolate. 280 cals. 40% fats, 60% carbs.

I have 2 carb meals a day during a cut, that is one. Only to avoid ketosis, stay on the edge of ketosis.

AK's protip. Rub a chicken stock cube into fresh chicken breasts and high heat grill them adding in 4 drops of chili oil to the breasts.

Cooks in 3 minutes, spicy tasty chicken with lots of P-R-O-T-E-I-N.
Wash down with a protein shaaakeeee.

[Kaizen]

Yeah, me too. I just bought a container of lowfat vanilla yogurt today. I've been trying to make an effort to eat healthier, so I've been buying fish, imitation crab meat, lowfat yogurt, lowfat cottage cheese, veggies and fruits.

AK's protip!

Low fat does not equal healthy. Fats in food are great. You should have 20% fats in your diet.

Count the calories, ignore the low fat marketing. Low fat doesn't affect YOUR fat. What affects your fat is the protein you get and the calories you eat.
Protein intake over macro periods balances the amount of muscle gained and retained versus body fat. Calories against calorie requirements decide how much body mass you gain or lose.

Eating enough to lose weight but not enough protein will mean your muscle is wasting.
When you get thin, you will be fat.

Skinnyfat.
This dude is ONLY weak because he doesn't eat his protein
http://www.ripple-effect-training.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/skinny-fat.jpg

I reached this mode when I starved myself. Eventually I starved myself to massively unhealthy levels before my abs showed.
About 120 pounds at 6 foot 2 I was before my abs popped. With protein and NO excercise, they would naturally pop at 150 pounds.
30 pounds of skinny fat.

Eating enough to gain weight but not enough protein means you will get fat.
Even if you lift all the right weights, you won't gain muscle.

Fat

http://www.elements4health.com/images/stories/weightloss/belly-fat.jpg


Eating a lot of protein but enough calories to lose weight without weight lifting will mean you will get lean and basic level muscular.

Semi Otter.

http://dobrochan.ru/src/jpg/1012/dsc00325g%5B1%5D.jpg

Eating a lot of protein but enough calories to lose weight with weight lifting will mean you will get lean and high level muscular with mild muscle increases.

Ottermode

http://www.musclegaintruth.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Ripped-Abs.jpg

Eating a lot of protein but enough calories to gain weight with weight lifting will mean you will get both strong and fat but gain more muscle substantially.

Long Term Strongfat

http://www.t-nation.com/forum_images/1/1/.1122150774032.bigdave2.JPG

When you become strongfat, you can reduce calories to lose weight but with the magic of protein balancing, you keep nearly all the muscle.
Thius is bulking and cutting.

This is the same guy in strongfat after reducing a huge 30 pounds or so.

http://www.t-nation.com/forum_images/1/1/.1122151094030.DSCN0115.JPG

Only care about protein when it comes to long term nutritional choices, just vary your diet in a semi healthy fashion and listen to cravings.

Count your calories, count your protein, eat whatever you want inbetween. Twinkies or whatever. You won't get a lot of twinkies in though and still lose weight bro.


As for the women:
You have failure genetics and CANNOT gain substantial muscle without roids.

Seriously, you have 0 balls and thus low testosterone. No matter how much you lift and eat protein, you will be thin and of no decent muscular strength unless you go hardcore.

http://dudelol.com/img/what-women-think-will-happen-to-them-if-they-lift-weights-and-what-actually-happens.jpg

All steroids are is pills which change hormone levels. The contraceptive pill changes oestrogen and is in fat steroidal. Wimminz take dud roidzz.


If all else fails .....just take anavar. Sure, it's illegal but it is a magic pill.

[ElijahTW]

Attempting to create a piece of software to manage a business with no real programming skills sans some Visual Basic 6, and no set plan on what I want the program to do isn't turning out well. I can't imagine why.

[snickothemule]

Speaking of diet and training, I can finally return to my training regime. After months and months of setbacks, and 3 weeks with a chest infection I can finally return to training and build myself back up to where I want to be.

Even better, the bro who runs my gym is relocating toa new premesis, which means new equipment and space. No more training in what is essentially three dining rooms stiched together.

I still have to be careful about deadlifts and looking after my lower back, but I feel so excited, I cannot wait to get my v-taper looking right again.

Also, quinoa and brown rice, mixed together is an amazing addition to any diet, mad levels of protein, and a taste that is actually quite nice. I highly recommend it to everyone who is looking at training, or maximising flavour of thier meals.

[niku]

how much time should i spend for cardio before gym. i don't like warming up aerobic type exercise. just stretching and extra light weight for warmup your the muscle group

[niku]

haven't gone to the gym for a year now though. also had a bike accident 7 months back. had severe pain in both my elbows, especially right hand.

[Phil]

Speaking of diet and training, I can finally return to my training regime. After months and months of setbacks, and 3 weeks with a chest infection I can finally return to training and build myself back up to where I want to be.

Even better, the bro who runs my gym is relocating toa new premesis, which means new equipment and space. No more training in what is essentially three dining rooms stiched together.

I still have to be careful about deadlifts and looking after my lower back, but I feel so excited, I cannot wait to get my v-taper looking right again.

Also, quinoa and brown rice, mixed together is an amazing addition to any diet, mad levels of protein, and a taste that is actually quite nice. I highly recommend it to everyone who is looking at training, or maximising flavour of thier meals.

Sincko! You magnificent example of the human race, you read my mind. I have to hit up the gym again myself and draw up a workout schematic. The feeling of being motivated to better health is beyond words.

[snickothemule]

I get to that point where I can barely contain my excitement, getting jaded about training can really sneak up on you, but getting past that and finding that drive is the best.

Considering how much my health has dropped I feel embarrassed, I've been sick for so many months it's been ridiculous, but I forced my way through that workout and I feel great! Granted I spent about 30 minutes bringing up all kinds of muck that's been buried in my respiratory system, and the injury to my right wrist is still there (rotation hurts) but that back workout was sweet.

I was surprised at how much I was able to do, I was expecting to have to start completely from scratch, but I think in about a month I'll be back to about 90% of what I was doing a year ago which isn't too bad.


Tomorrow is leg training, I am already pumped for some squats and lunges, make my booty look all fabulous. Then in three weeks back to my power lifting routine, oh man I miss those enormous training sessions.

how much time should i spend for cardio before gym. i don't like warming up aerobic type exercise. just stretching and extra light weight for warmup your the muscle group


haven't gone to the gym for a year now though. also had a bike accident 7 months back. had severe pain in both my elbows, especially right hand.

There are studies that show that cardio, first thing in the morning before breakfast is the best time to go through the exercise. Best of all, if you have something like a pushbike (try and block it up and gear it high for resistance) or an exercise bike for 20 minutes is a perfect way for the average joe to burn fat, and kick start his/her metabolism for the day.

Since you are still in fast from yesterdays meal your body will be at its most effective to burn fat and all that jazz. You can do weights too if you have the time, but I prefer not to put my joints through punishment first thing in the morning, so I do stretches during the day (gets me out of my desk chair) to get my joints flexible so when I hit the weights in the evening they have a lesser chance of incurring injury. In the long term, managing your joints is what will keep you active, as blasting them day in day out for years without proper care will lead to issues later down the road.

I also think in your situation, take things nice and slow and try not to exert too much force on your joints and elbows, stick with the cardio to begin with and concentrate on getting your breathing right (proper breathing makes an enormous difference in performance).

[Phil]

When I was working out actively every day back in 2006, I literally never got sick. Even when I went in for a physical, my doctor said I had a very powerful immune system for someone of my height and weight, and he asked what I was doing. I told him that I ran for 2-4 hours every morning before breakfast. He said, "ah, that would do it. "

I want to train to that level again.

Well guys don't eat yogurt. So 50% of any nutritional advice you have is forfeit.

I happen to love yogurt :p

[snickothemule]

I miss that so much as well, that immune system of steel. I could fall into a grease trap and still feel fine. Now a days, not so much.

[Phil]

Not having to worry about getting sick is one of the biggest reasons for me to get back into shape.

[niku]

I get to that point where I can barely contain my excitement, getting jaded about training can really sneak up on you, but getting past that and finding that drive is the best.

Considering how much my health has dropped I feel embarrassed, I've been sick for so many months it's been ridiculous, but I forced my way through that workout and I feel great! Granted I spent about 30 minutes bringing up all kinds of muck that's been buried in my respiratory system, and the injury to my right wrist is still there (rotation hurts) but that back workout was sweet.

I was surprised at how much I was able to do, I was expecting to have to start completely from scratch, but I think in about a month I'll be back to about 90% of what I was doing a year ago which isn't too bad.


Tomorrow is leg training, I am already pumped for some squats and lunges, make my booty look all fabulous. Then in three weeks back to my power lifting routine, oh man I miss those enormous training sessions.






There are studies that show that cardio, first thing in the morning before breakfast is the best time to go through the exercise. Best of all, if you have something like a pushbike (try and block it up and gear it high for resistance) or an exercise bike for 20 minutes is a perfect way for the average joe to burn fat, and kick start his/her metabolism for the day.

Since you are still in fast from yesterdays meal your body will be at its most effective to burn fat and all that jazz. You can do weights too if you have the time, but I prefer not to put my joints through punishment first thing in the morning, so I do stretches during the day (gets me out of my desk chair) to get my joints flexible so when I hit the weights in the evening they have a lesser chance of incurring injury. In the long term, managing your joints is what will keep you active, as blasting them day in day out for years without proper care will lead to issues later down the road.

I also think in your situation, take things nice and slow and try not to exert too much force on your joints and elbows, stick with the cardio to begin with and concentrate on getting your breathing right (proper breathing makes an enormous difference in performance).

oh yes breathing. thats the reason i don't use my ipod during exercise. i lose all my concentration.

@phil
the gym is what really keeps you away from the doctor. the apple sucks.

[Kaizen]

how much time should i spend for cardio before gym. i don't like warming up aerobic type exercise. just stretching and extra light weight for warmup your the muscle group

Do your cardio after your workout.

The muscles will be torn up and filling with blood. Running elevates heart rate and blood flow to the aready pumped up muscles.
I usually have a whey shake before leaving the house, go lift then run. Then have whey shake 2.

Usually start my weights at 9am sharp. Workout completes by 10 if the weights aren't busy.

[verboten999]

I have to go to work at 06.30 in the morning, office starts at 07.00 and usually ends at 16.30 or 17.00. Usually too beaten up to work out. I do walk for 10-15 minutes from and to my office, and I rarely use the elevator (my office is at 4th floor) in the building. Any good suggestion for the flabby me? I start to get into the mat again (I practice Aikido and a bit of grappling) since three weeks ago though.

[niku]

workout in the evening from 6pm. but finish before night fall.

[cooliscool]

AK's protip!

Low fat does not equal healthy. Fats in food are great. You should have 20% fats in your diet.

Count the calories, ignore the low fat marketing. Low fat doesn't affect YOUR fat. What affects your fat is the protein you get and the calories you eat.
Protein intake over macro periods balances the amount of muscle gained and retained versus body fat. Calories against calorie requirements decide how much body mass you gain or lose.

Eating enough to lose weight but not enough protein will mean your muscle is wasting.
When you get thin, you will be fat.

Skinnyfat.
This dude is ONLY weak because he doesn't eat his protein

I reached this mode when I starved myself. Eventually I starved myself to massively unhealthy levels before my abs showed.
About 120 pounds at 6 foot 2 I was before my abs popped. With protein and NO excercise, they would naturally pop at 150 pounds.
30 pounds of skinny fat.

Eating enough to gain weight but not enough protein means you will get fat.
Even if you lift all the right weights, you won't gain muscle.

Fat

Eating a lot of protein but enough calories to lose weight without weight lifting will mean you will get lean and basic level muscular.

Semi Otter.

Eating a lot of protein but enough calories to lose weight with weight lifting will mean you will get lean and high level muscular with mild muscle increases.

Ottermode

Eating a lot of protein but enough calories to gain weight with weight lifting will mean you will get both strong and fat but gain more muscle substantially.

Long Term Strongfat

When you become strongfat, you can reduce calories to lose weight but with the magic of protein balancing, you keep nearly all the muscle.
Thius is bulking and cutting.

This is the same guy in strongfat after reducing a huge 30 pounds or so.

Only care about protein when it comes to long term nutritional choices, just vary your diet in a semi healthy fashion and listen to cravings.

Count your calories, count your protein, eat whatever you want inbetween. Twinkies or whatever. You won't get a lot of twinkies in though and still lose weight bro.


As for the women:
You have failure genetics and CANNOT gain substantial muscle without roids.

Seriously, you have 0 balls and thus low testosterone. No matter how much you lift and eat protein, you will be thin and of no decent muscular strength unless you go hardcore.

All steroids are is pills which change hormone levels. The contraceptive pill changes oestrogen and is in fat steroidal. Wimminz take dud roidzz.


If all else fails .....just take anavar. Sure, it's illegal but it is a magic pill.

Excellent post. Haha. :thumb:

[Phil]

Nice to see you back around cooliscool. Where have you been man? :p

[Xtreme2damax]

AK's protip!

Low fat does not equal healthy. Fats in food are great. You should have 20% fats in your diet.

Count the calories, ignore the low fat marketing. Low fat doesn't affect YOUR fat. What affects your fat is the protein you get and the calories you eat.
Protein intake over macro periods balances the amount of muscle gained and retained versus body fat. Calories against calorie requirements decide how much body mass you gain or lose.

Eating enough to lose weight but not enough protein will mean your muscle is wasting.
When you get thin, you will be fat.

Skinnyfat.
This dude is ONLY weak because he doesn't eat his protein

I reached this mode when I starved myself. Eventually I starved myself to massively unhealthy levels before my abs showed.
About 120 pounds at 6 foot 2 I was before my abs popped. With protein and NO excercise, they would naturally pop at 150 pounds.
30 pounds of skinny fat.

Eating enough to gain weight but not enough protein means you will get fat.
Even if you lift all the right weights, you won't gain muscle.

Fat

Eating a lot of protein but enough calories to lose weight without weight lifting will mean you will get lean and basic level muscular.

Semi Otter.

Eating a lot of protein but enough calories to lose weight with weight lifting will mean you will get lean and high level muscular with mild muscle increases.

Ottermode

Eating a lot of protein but enough calories to gain weight with weight lifting will mean you will get both strong and fat but gain more muscle substantially.

Long Term Strongfat

When you become strongfat, you can reduce calories to lose weight but with the magic of protein balancing, you keep nearly all the muscle.
Thius is bulking and cutting.

This is the same guy in strongfat after reducing a huge 30 pounds or so.

Only care about protein when it comes to long term nutritional choices, just vary your diet in a semi healthy fashion and listen to cravings.

Count your calories, count your protein, eat whatever you want inbetween. Twinkies or whatever. You won't get a lot of twinkies in though and still lose weight bro.

As for the women:
You have failure genetics and CANNOT gain substantial muscle without roids.

Seriously, you have 0 balls and thus low testosterone. No matter how much you lift and eat protein, you will be thin and of no decent muscular strength unless you go hardcore.

All steroids are is pills which change hormone levels. The contraceptive pill changes oestrogen and is in fat steroidal. Wimminz take dud roidzz.


If all else fails .....just take anavar. Sure, it's illegal but it is a magic pill.

Yes, but I am not replacing everything I eat, only replacing a few of the things I eat with lower fat alternatives in addition to being more active and eating in moderation. I am also trying to keep protein in the mix, my calves are muscular as hell and have been since I was young and my build is generally muscular, so I want to lose the weight and tone up a bit. Most of all I want to build more upper body strength, I can leg press between about 500 - 600 lbs but can't do squats or bench press worth a crap. I think the most I've benched was 125 - 175 lbs and I could barely pull off 5 - 10 before being worn out and unable to lift more.

[ElijahTW]

Since when did parents let their 12 year old kids gauge their ear holes? Looks disgusting, ESPECIALLY on someone who hasn't hit puberty yet.

http://s3.hubimg.com/u/90326_f248.jpg


In other news, kids find exciting new way to have intercourse.

[niku]

did your know the human ear and nose keep growing in size. now imagine the above pic 40 years from now. yuck

[ElijahTW]

Ora Langenfeld 1:08 am
Hey there

ElijahTW 1:08 am
Hello

Ora Langenfeld 1:09 am
i don't mean to annoy you, I stumbled onto you in the search and thought you seemed cool :P

Ora Langenfeld (gabrielacoope952) is offline

Bot programmers are getting lazy. They're not supposed to sign off until they tell you to go to the link to few their totally hot and/or sexy webcam show.

[niku]

a new opportunity.

[Silenus]

The can opener was invented 48 years after the can.

hm

[Radix865]

The can opener was invented 48 years after the can.

hm

Never seen a western? The can of beans is always opened with a knife...:lol:

[Kaizen]

Since when did parents let their 12 year old kids gauge their ear holes? Looks disgusting, ESPECIALLY on someone who hasn't hit puberty yet.

http://s3.hubimg.com/u/90326_f248.jpg


In other news, kids find exciting new way to have intercourse.

Sneak up on one...

http://www.cannonsgreatescapes.com/images/AustralianPadlockOpen.gif

Oh yeah.

[Ahielia]

You better know how to run fast.

If I had been in a different country (like the US :p) I might give it a go.

[ElijahTW]

Sneak up on one...

http://www.cannonsgreatescapes.com/images/AustralianPadlockOpen.gif

Oh yeah.

Exactly. :lol:

[GeominorAI]

Did anyone else find the irony given the name of the manufacturer for that lock?

[ElijahTW]

Did anyone else find the irony given the name of the manufacturer for that lock?

What year was that lock made? If it's not recent or one of the real old versions, I'm sure it'll slow whatever you attach it to a crawl.

[GeominorAI]

The year seems unclear, but it sounds like a problem with the ear.

You will have to upgrade with an additional ear (or two) before it will run like a pro.

[Seeeeggaaaa!]

That lock sucks. Once you put it on something it will never come off unless you have the right hardware to remove it

[GeominorAI]

And of course, the annual maintenance can be quite costly to avoid having an infection.

[ElijahTW]

The lack of separation between the stickies and the other threads is REALLY annoyng.

Fix it.

Now.

[Ahielia]

What's the best way to troll airport security?

[GeominorAI]

Leave an open luggage full of turtles at the carousel.

[Ahielia]

No turtles :(

[GeominorAI]

Fill it with chocolate and put up a banner for "free and open-source candy" with a list of ingredients.

[ElijahTW]

"I'm just so ducking tired but I Tony ferlkikrsleepn..."

I love when people text me who have autocorrect. xD

[Kaizen]

RIP bin.

Nothing lasts forever, perhaps it's time to move to new things.

[snickothemule]

There is a super secret entrance in the web related feedback forum.

[ElijahTW]

RIP bin.

Nothing lasts forever, perhaps it's time to move to new things.

Protip. (http://forums.ngemu.com/forumdisplay.php?f=28)



Figure it out. :)

[Kaizen]

Protip. (http://forums.ngemu.com/forumdisplay.php?f=28)



Figure it out. :)

f=28?

Still, the stickies are screwed up and there's no swearing :(
brb, wiki'ing the word decision

[Strike105X]

Damn i hate summer its only 11 am and i'm already planning to take the third shower in a few minutes...

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

I'd fix the link in hushy's post but unforunately it's actually from the announcements section where I have no power.

[Phil]

It's about time they gave you admin powers anyway...you are by far the most active mod.

[Beatrix]

Want some coffee dooood!?

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

I don't really want em XD
I get in enough fights over my modding of open discussion and I don't understand too much of the other sections to be able to effectively moderate them. Not to mention I'm already just about spending too much time here with just my current sections.

[Kaizen]

Want some coffee dooood!?

Shut up Vassal!
Ahahahahaah :cool:

[The Grim Heaper]

I want a baseball bat with nails sticking out of it so that I ca- oh. This is the clean version...
Anyways, I am extremely miffed. By people, of course...they're always the problem!

[Bill_gates]

whats the point of the bin if its gonna be censored to death as well :???:

[Kaizen]

I want a baseball bat with nails sticking out of it so that I ca- oh. This is the clean version...
Anyways, I am extremely miffed. By people, of course...they're always the problem!

Joined June, 6 posts, knows about the bin.

SUP BRAH!

[Bill_gates]

It's about time they gave you admin powers anyway...you are by far the most active mod.

oh jesus christ....
in the words of hairy twatter:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CdoR8FN8JYk/TeO4W4gcf8I/AAAAAAAAD54/L4Ow4mhYXYQ/s1600/look_of_disdain-1.jpg

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

*bans Bill_gates*

[Ahielia]

Jesus ****ing christ, I'm so getting my older brother a wireless router for his birthday.

He has 1 laptop, his girlfriend has a desktop (capable of wireless), and my sister and her girlfriend (both frequently visits) also sometimes brings their laptops, I bring my laptop if I'm staying here for more than a week, and now I also got my phone to access the internet, yet he still haven't gotten around to getting a wireless router. He only has an old wired one.
****. That. ****.

(And no, there's no reliable open network in the vicinity, I did get an extremely weak signal in my room, but it's in the other end of the house, absolutely no signal in the livingroom)

[The Grim Heaper]

Joined June, 6 posts, knows about the bin.

SUP BRAH!

My popcorn ceiling with frickin' glitter. No, seriously, it does have glitter!

[Xblade]

Is your name Ke$ha?

[The Grim Heaper]

Is your name Ke$ha?

I think you've confused me with a person that has multiple STDs.

[Ahielia]

What makes you think she has STDs?

[The Grim Heaper]

What makes you think she has STDs?

She technically bleeds glitter, she brushes her teeth with Whiskey...copious amount of Auto-tune...if that's not an STD, I dunno what is.

[Ahielia]

I've seen children do that as well... :p

[The Grim Heaper]

I've seen children do that as well... :p

Children using Auto-tune?! Oh my lord, what is the world doing to these children?! :???:

[Ahielia]

Almost sweating glitter!

As for auto-tune, you never heard/seen Rebecca Black?

[The Grim Heaper]

Almost sweating glitter!

As for auto-tune, you never heard/seen Rebecca Black?

Since I'm the internet a lot...of course I've heard of her. I think she's a troll, though. Nobody would produce such...urgh.

[Xtreme2damax]

I recognize the name, haven't I seen you on Steam or somewhere else? :p :dead:

[The Grim Heaper]

I don't use Steam. What other places you frequent?

[Ahielia]

Nobody would produce such...urgh.
Bieber.

[The Grim Heaper]

Bieber.

Bieber's an abomination, but Rebecca Black is a she-devil...

[DarkSamus]

Bieber's an abomination, but Rebecca Black is a she-devil...

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/109/130/EK15R.gif

[Xtreme2damax]

I don't use Steam. What other places you frequent?

Maybe it's a case of deja vu..

I'm usually here at Emuforums, my own site in my signature, Emutalk, 1emulation, General Emulation, Neowin, IPB/IPS forums, Dolphin-Emulator forums, sometimes the Pcsx2 forums, Taz, Dslreports/Broadbandreports..

There are several other sites I am on that I haven't listed above, I'm not as active on other sites as the ones I listed above though.

[DarkSamus]

IaWDUUC9Lj0
:rotflmao:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/107/243/Imagen%201.png

Black is set to release a self-produced single called "My Moment" on July 18, with an accompanying music video, as well as a digital 5-track EP in August

We are all officially doomed

[The Grim Heaper]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/109/130/EK15R.gif

:lol:

Maybe it's a case of deja vu..

I'm usually here at Emuforums, my own site in my signature, Emutalk, 1emulation, General Emulation, Neowin, IPB/IPS forums, Dolphin-Emulator forums, sometimes the Pcsx2 forums, Taz, Dslreports/Broadbandreports..

There are several other sites I am on that I haven't listed above, I'm not as active on other sites as the ones I listed above though.

I don't go to any of those.


IaWDUUC9Lj0
:rotflmao:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/107/243/Imagen%201.png


We are all officially doomed

...no way.oO

[Phil]

oh jesus christ....
in the words of hairy twatter:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CdoR8FN8JYk/TeO4W4gcf8I/AAAAAAAAD54/L4Ow4mhYXYQ/s1600/look_of_disdain-1.jpg

Yes, really :p

[Xtreme2damax]

:lol:
I don't go to any of those.


Heh, as I said it was probably a case of deja vu..

But since you know of the almighty bin, we at least know you are no mere n00b. :p

[Kaizen]

Is your name Ke$ha?

>You don't recognize carlos.
>2011

[niku]

goddamn phone turned off at night when I was sleeping (battery low). I wake up only to see that the power's gone and I'm stuck at home with god pissing outside (rain). so I can't go out either. ****! so I took up the pencil and paper and started drawing a sketch of my dead phone.
I'll post it here tomorrow after I get it scanned. :)

[blueshogun96]

Blueshogun is becoming that vile and arrogant jerk you all fear/love. I take no s@#% from anyone, not even you! My mouth is unfiltered and I have no regard for your feelings as a person. I forget birthdays, am unreliable and only care about myself. Last night while I was out, I specifically stated that "I don't buy drinks for chicks", because I'm not the same sucker you once knew. What did she say? Not a damn thing. Man up you pussified twit.

[niku]

I just noticed that my sig pic was removed. I'm gonna leave it that way :p:dead:

[Ahielia]

Kinda funny how your pic only got removed, I got my entire sig disabled.

[niku]

no I was actually gonna ask someone here to edit the text on the pic.and add some***to it.
but the new one is still good since it points to the rules and anyone who sees it will get the message. like killing a rat in an alley and leaving its head behind to set an example for the other rats of the alley.

[Radix865]

What was wrong with your sig Niku? I don't remember it being offensive. Although, I don't remember it at all...:lol:

[Seeeeggaaaa!]

What was wrong with your sig Niku? I don't remember it being offensive. Although, I don't remember it at all...:lol:

I think it was a picture that said "Anus Butt****". I was wondering when it would get removed.

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

it was offensive

[Radix865]

Okay, I guess I just didn't notice it... Was it there for long?

-------

Crap, it's hot again!!! F*****g sun should just shut down for a day or two!

[niku]

it was awesome :p

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

Nah, it was gone in barely a day

[niku]

I didn't expect it to stay for long either.
there are lots of mosquitoes in the house tonight. but its rather funny watching them die due to the anti mosquito liquidator. which has actually gone past its expiry date. I hope I make it till morning.:dead: I feel suffocated already.

[The Grim Heaper]

I didn't expect it to stay for long either.
there are lots of mosquitoes in the house tonight. but its rather funny watching them die due to the anti mosquito liquidator. which has actually gone past its expiry date. I hope I make it till morning.:dead: I feel suffocated already.

Anti-mosquito liquidator? I need one of those...there's mosquitos up this ***** here.

[niku]

Anti-mosquito liquidator? I need one of those...there's mosquitos up this ***** here.

yeah this bad boy is a bottle filed with mosquito poison. its got a quick dipped in it that gets heated electrically. now this thing fills the room with invisible smoke which is like alcohol to mosquitoes (yeah they fly like drunk bastards) and then they fall to the ground twitching.

[niku]

@tgh
whats wrong with the text in your post.

[The Grim Heaper]

yeah this bad boy is a bottle filed with mosquito poison. its got a quick dipped in it that gets heated electrically. now this thing fills the room with invisible smoke which is like alcohol to mosquitoes (yeah they fly like drunk bastards) and then they fall to the ground twitching.

Drunken mosquitos...I can't even imagine that...haha.:lol:

@tgh
whats wrong with the text in your post.

You mean the font or color? Or is it about the lovely asterisks that covered up a certain cuss word? =|

[niku]

Watching my kids play video
games is like watching a
virgin fumble around with
his first prostitute. You just
want to put down the
camera , strap on your dildo
hat and say, "No , look, you
do it like this ."

[Seeeeggaaaa!]

Decided to listen to the Dead Kennedys. So far, I'm not regretting it.

[The Grim Heaper]

Good choice...who recommended DK to you?

[Seeeeggaaaa!]

Good choice...who recommended DK to you?

Nobody, I found out about them through Wikipedia.

[Bill_gates]

more bullsh1t censorship...:rolleyes:

[ElijahTW]

You know what surprises me? How crappy some car's gas gauges still are in this day and age. You'd figure they would have perfected it by now, but no, you still see cars like this all the time:

""You're out of gas! Code red! Code red! Wait, you still have 1/4th of a tank.... Wait! You're out of gas! Wait, nevermind, you have an eighth of a tank.."

[The Grim Heaper]

Photoshopped people make me feel ugly. Even though I know they used Photoshop.

[Beatrix]

I am exhausted yet I don't feel tired.....is that normal? Hahaha! Well atleast I had a great time.

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

You know what surprises me? How crappy some car's gas gauges still are in this day and age. You'd figure they would have perfected it by now, but no, you still see cars like this all the time:

""You're out of gas! Code red! Code red! Wait, you still have 1/4th of a tank.... Wait! You're out of gas! Wait, nevermind, you have an eighth of a tank.."

8th of a tank is probably a good time to fill up though, there can't be much left after that.

[ozzgx4]

I always fill up halfway, never a full tank.

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

With a new car that's also actually generally advised.

[ozzgx4]

I used to fill up full and I found that the petrol finished quick, and then someone told me it's becasue the car becomes heavier. I didn't think that it would make such a difference tbh but I find that it lasts slightly longer now.

[ElijahTW]

I've never noticed a difference in gas mileage when it comes to how full the tank is. I'm sure there is minor differences

A lot of cars seem to have better gas mileage from 3/4 - full tank but that's just a design flaw.

[ElijahTW]

8th of a tank is probably a good time to fill up though, there can't be much left after that.

It depends on the car. If your car gets 35 miles per gallon, and you have a 12 gallon tank, you still have 50 or so miles to go. On the other hand, if you drive a 4 MPG hummer, you'd better never let it drop below half. :p

[Daniel Combs]

Yea well I ride this every day...all I have to do is feed it and wait three weeks for the food to digest and I am ready to go.

*longcat culled*

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

No longcat in this part of the forum thank you very much. There are some places it goes through which make it too vulgar.
Not to mention it's in the way on this non-spammy part of the forum.

[The Grim Heaper]

...my head now hurts from seeing Longcat.

[Bill_gates]

heaven forbid we have vulgarity in the internet of all places :O

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

In this forum section it has nothing do with heaven and everything to do with me.

[Xblade]

Um longcat? As in the long cat meme?


If you're gonna remove things that can potentially be vulgar than you might as well nuke the world.
Unless the specific image he posted was vulgar.

[Ahielia]

I had an awesome day yesterday (Sunday).
First, my sister got married, which was awesome. I don't think I've ever seen her as happy as since she started dating this girl :-)
Bad thing about the party though: The only beautiful women and men there are part of my own family. All of the otehrs were either fat, ugly, or both :(

After the party was over, we went back to my brother's place for some drinks. We being me, my brother, his girlfriend, my second sister, her boyfriend and my third sister.
Played some 501 (Dart), me and my brother versus the women. We won, big time ;)

2-3 hours after we got home, it was me and my 2 sisters left, the rest had gone to bed. Sat up talking about how our lives had been the last few years. Sat up till 9-10 in the morning. We all huddled up in the same double bed, which was nice :-)

But man, I thought I've had it bad these last few years or so, but not anymore. I'm far better off than my sisters.
Both have tried killing themselves, both have been admitted to a mental institute (forcefully), one was almost raped (if I ever meet the dude that did it, he's gonna wish he hadn't met me), the other lost her baby girl (a year old or so), both have had serious financial issues (one still do)... List goes on.
**** this, I'm so glad I've "only" lost my parents and not finished school fully, I would not trade that for their problems.

But I still love them, and they've gotten a lot of their **** together.

[Radix865]

2-3 hours after we got home, it was me and my 2 sisters left, the rest had gone to bed. Sat up talking about how our lives had been the last few years. Sat up till 9-10 in the morning. We all huddled up in the same double bed, which was nice :-)

:drool: Oh what? Oh, the rest... Sorry my mind just got stuck into that tought!:innocent:

I had an awesome day yesterday (Sunday).
First, my sister got married, which was awesome. I don't think I've ever seen her as happy as since she started dating this girl :-)
Bad thing about the party though: The only beautiful women and men there are part of my own family. All of the otehrs were either fat, ugly, or both :(

After the party was over, we went back to my brother's place for some drinks. We being me, my brother, his girlfriend, my second sister, her boyfriend and my third sister.
Played some 501 (Dart), me and my brother versus the women. We won, big time ;)

2-3 hours after we got home, it was me and my 2 sisters left, the rest had gone to bed. Sat up talking about how our lives had been the last few years. Sat up till 9-10 in the morning. We all huddled up in the same double bed, which was nice :-)

But man, I thought I've had it bad these last few years or so, but not anymore. I'm far better off than my sisters.
Both have tried killing themselves, both have been admitted to a mental institute (forcefully), one was almost raped (if I ever meet the dude that did it, he's gonna wish he hadn't met me), the other lost her baby girl (a year old or so), both have had serious financial issues (one still do)... List goes on.
**** this, I'm so glad I've "only" lost my parents and not finished school fully, I would not trade that for their problems.

But I still love them, and they've gotten a lot of their **** together.

Seriously taken, good to hear your sisters are getting better...:thumb:

It's just wierd how after reading you guys go through all kinds of serious crap, and I don't mean just you ahielia, I get the feeling I'm living pretty damn perfect life... I guess I can't complain really!:D Although, I think I just jinxed myself...:(

[DarkSamus]

It's just wierd how after reading you guys go through all kinds of serious crap, and I don't mean just you ahielia, I get the feeling I'm living pretty damn perfect life... I guess I can't complain really!:D Although, I think I just jinxed myself...:(

My life story would make for one hell of a Hollywood movie.

[Radix865]

My life story would make for one hell of a Hollywood movie.

Then why don't you try writing your biography and sell it? You won't really lose anything but you could make thousands! Millions!:evil:

It's not like any of the greatest writers were born as one...

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

Um longcat? As in the long cat meme?


If you're gonna remove things that can potentially be vulgar than you might as well nuke the world.
Unless the specific image he posted was vulgar.

Longcat went through something that wasn't potentially vulgar, it was too vulgar for this part of the forum. Basically something Guro.

[Xblade]

Ohh..


The word guro is such a boner killer for me. Yack.

[Beatrix]

Imagine life without ice cream.

Imagine

It would be awful, total hell!

[snickothemule]

Breakfast would surely lose all it's splendour.

[DarkSamus]

Imagine life without ice cream.

Imagine

It would be awful, total hell!

No it wouldn't because you wouldn't know what your missing ;)

[Milanó]

Imagine life without ice cream.

Imagine

It would be awful, total hell!

Ice cream sure is important in maintaining the earth's core temperature then if without them the earth would turn into something as hot as hell...

It's 4 am and seeing as I'm not really sleepy, I decided to keep grading exams. I finished the first group of questions and I'm really surprised by the ammount of mistakes some people make in the mathematical department. The question is rather simple "Calculate the total energy of the signal x(t). Suggestion: Use Parseval's Theorem". I was afraid that without this suggestion, people would use the definition of energy, which resulted in a more complicated integral than if had gone with Parseval's Relation. A lot of people either don't know this relation or downright mistrust me, as my suggestion was frequently ignored.

This, however, isn't the main issue. When stumbled upon the square modulus of the exponential function, |E^j t|^2, a lot of students seem to think this equals one of the following (note t is real and j is the imaginary unit):

a) E^(j t^2)
b) E^(2 j t)
c) E^(-t^2)

Is it so hard to simply evaluate this as 1? I need to have a chat with them and give them math lessons...

[niku]

No it wouldn't because you wouldn't know what your missing ;)

spoken like a wise MAN.

[DarkSamus]

Then why don't you try writing your biography and sell it? You won't really lose anything but you could make thousands! Millions!:evil:

It's not like any of the greatest writers were born as one...

Maybe I will do that one day ;)

[DarkSamus]

spoken like a wise MAN.

Just fact mate

http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu328/DarkSamus75/ninjaedit.gif

Can someone merge the posts please and remove this bit?

[niku]

Maybe I will do that one day ;)

you can start right now. a page or a paragraph by day will be a lot.
you might a well remember some things while browsing the forum or playing a game, so you can write that down instantly on the computer.
and since it is a computer, you can edit anything.
its all about making a start. and "that", is the hardest part.

[DarkSamus]

Indeed, but I'm a lazy ass :p

[Silenus]

RT:

"She knows the importance of the save point..."

Qualities of a great woman.

[Kaizen]

Imagine life without ice cream.

Imagine

It would be awful, total hell!

Ben and Jerry's cookie dough iced cream.
It's evil.

It costs £4.50 for a small tub, I could buy a dozen oranges/mineolas, a bag of oats and some powdered milk for that price. A whole months food.

...yet I buy and smash those iced cream tubs.

CURSE YOU BEN AND JERRY!
YOU COKE SPLICING ****S!

http://delihome.be/images/cookie_dough.gif

[redlofredlof]

Ice cream used to be nice, but now it gives me a toothache.
you know whats good, pudding. mmmmmmmm...