Random Thoughts Thread. (Clean version)

[Ahielia]

> mfw
http://forums.ngemu.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=213832&stc=1&d=1298127843

[Strike105X]

rEmu0cCuvxc

:rotflmao:

:rotflmao:

Btw what category is he in mosquito ? lol

[Smooth Criminal]

The priest i know its going to suck. Thor looks meh but its marvel and they did a great job on hulk and the first iron man.

---

rEmu0cCuvxc

:rotflmao:


lmfao....:lol::lol:
epic

[Exodus]

The priest i know its going to suck. Thor looks meh but its marvel and they did a great job on hulk and the first iron man.

But then look at Daredevil, Elektra, Fantastic Four, Ghostrider...

[Strike105X]

I liked Ghostrider.

[Noja87]

But then look at Daredevil, Elektra, Fantastic Four, Ghostrider...

I completely erased those from my brain. The flashbacks are coming back...oh boy.

[Xblade]

I liked Ghostrider.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dJ81AALsvDg/TK0DRw2QU0I/AAAAAAAAEXM/D_dfxQlU-Rc/s1600/gasp.jpg

[Exodus]

I liked Ghostrider.

At least it has one fan.

[gamefreak94]

MAN FROM PESHAWAR SUES RED BULL. SAYS HE HAS NO WINGS! | ROZNAMA JAWANI (http://www.roznamajawani.com/?p=341)

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

I wish he'd jumped from that 2-storey building and cracked his skull...

[Strike105X]

^lol

PS: happy nightmares Ngemu:

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[Ahielia]

My arse cheeks are twitching.
Annoying as hell.

[Boltzmann]

Neil Gaiman on copyright and piracy:

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Actual writers tend to have a very different opinion on these issues from publishing execs and p2p lawyers...

[Strike105X]

KaPA8-JI0oU

:rotflmao:

[Ahielia]

Women are ultra-impressionable beings, and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need someone else to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "*****," in case you didn't know).

[Bill_gates]

http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4969323/not-sure-if-serious.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Starebert

[PentiumPro]

Wow... this stuff really is random.

[Bill_gates]

no sir... this is random:
http://http.developer.nvidia.com/GPUGems3/elementLinks/37fig01.jpg

[Boltzmann]

What a sexist screed... not even funny...

[Ahielia]

Copypasta from /vp/.

I thought it was hilarious.

[Boltzmann]

Its not hilarious, just hugely biased - tongue-in-cheek as it may be.

(And it flies in the face of decades of evolutionary psychology research, so its an ignorant screed.)

Chris Rock (and most well-known stand-up comedians) writes much better stuff about relationships:

kidB0W7QaMM

(note the women laughing: deep down they know its all true :lol: )

[Beatrix]

Women are ultra-impressionable beings, and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need someone else to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "*****," in case you didn't know).

I hate posts like this. What is so wrong about wanting a relationship. And a relationship is mutual, if it feels like enslavement, then it most certifiably not a relationship.

[Ahielia]

What is so wrong about wanting a relationship.

Wanting a relationship in order to be with someone you actually care about... Nothing wrong about that.
Wanting a relationship in order to not be single... Everything is wrong with that.

I've known girls (I refuse to call them women) who are in "relationships" with dip****s who I'm ashamed to share my gender with, simply because it's apparently embarrassing to be single for many years. Most of those have been single a few months over the course of 8 years.

Every time I go home to my foster parents, my "mother" asks if I've gotten a girlfriend yet.
I can't seem to punch it into her head that I would much rather be single, until I actually find someone who's worth my time!
And it wouldn't be so bad if it was only her, because her I can fend off very easily. But it seems to be the general consensus, at least where I live.





Wow... I'm starting to sound like Shogun.. :p

[Beatrix]

i see your point. But most women do not look for a guy just to stop being alone. They look for a companion. Yes I know there are lots of girls out there that guy hunt with willful abandon, but they are the exception, not the rule.

[DarkSamus]

kidB0W7QaMM

(note the women laughing: deep down they know its all true :lol: )

:rotflmao:

[Exodus]

Wanting a relationship in order to be with someone you actually care about... Nothing wrong about that.
Wanting a relationship in order to not be single... Everything is wrong with that.

What about wanting a relationship for the benefits?

[Cheesus]

Wanting a relationship in order to be with someone you actually care about... Nothing wrong about that.
Wanting a relationship in order to not be single... Everything is wrong with that.

I've known girls (I refuse to call them women) who are in "relationships" with dip****s who I'm ashamed to share my gender with, simply because it's apparently embarrassing to be single for many years. Most of those have been single a few months over the course of 8 years.

Every time I go home to my foster parents, my "mother" asks if I've gotten a girlfriend yet.
I can't seem to punch it into her head that I would much rather be single, until I actually find someone who's worth my time!
And it wouldn't be so bad if it was only her, because her I can fend off very easily. But it seems to be the general consensus, at least where I live.





Wow... I'm starting to sound like Shogun.. :p
Qft.

[aerith099]

Bill Gates, that "Random" graph made me laugh more than it deserved. :)

Ahielia, it sounds like you've recently started reading a few pick-up artist blogs. ;P If you're under the age of, say, 25, I'd be willing to forgive your rant, because then it would be likely that the only women whom have ever caught your attention are the immature, abusive type you mention, the girls who would rather be miserable with somebody else than be alone. Young men and women don't fully finish maturing until around 25, so yes, you're basically dealing with overgrown adolescents. Or as I like to joke, they're not "real people" yet. ;) But if you've grown up and matured to the point where you can comfortably have a real conversation with another woman your age, you'll find that most of us aren't like that. It takes time, we're all retarded when we're young.

(And to take it a step further, women have PLENTY to say about men being the "babies" of the relationship - not being able to clean their own kitchens or bathrooms, not having the coping mechanisms to handle work stress, -other than turning to alcohol or drugs - lacking the emotional intellect necessary to communicate about the relationship... if marriage is on the decline in America, I suspect it's because educated, successful women have looked around and asked themselves "who the hell wants to put up with this crap?") :D

[Boltzmann]

(And to take it a step further, women have PLENTY to say about men being the "babies" of the relationship - not being able to clean their own kitchens or bathrooms, not having the coping mechanisms to handle work stress, -other than turning to alcohol or drugs - lacking the emotional intellect necessary to communicate about the relationship...

Guilty as charged! :D

if marriage is on the decline in America, I suspect it's because educated, successful women have looked around and asked themselves "who the hell wants to put up with this crap?") :D

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle"? :p

Also reminds me of a George Constanza quote (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0697792/): I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual." :lol:

[Ahielia]

Ahielia, it sounds like you've recently started reading a few pick-up artist blogs. ;P If you're under the age of, say, 25, I'd be willing to forgive your rant, because then it would be likely that the only women whom have ever caught your attention are the immature, abusive type you mention, the girls who would rather be miserable with somebody else than be alone. Young men and women don't fully finish maturing until around 25, so yes, you're basically dealing with overgrown adolescents. Or as I like to joke, they're not "real people" yet. ;) But if you've grown up and matured to the point where you can comfortably have a real conversation with another woman your age, you'll find that most of us aren't like that. It takes time, we're all retarded when we're young.

Never read those, and probably never will :p
And I'm 22 : D

In total, I've met 2 women under the age of 25 who's very mature for their age, and act more like men than women in regards to relationship stuff. One's the same age as me, and the other's 3 years younger. Got 2 other girl friends who's 27 and 28, they're the same, just with more experience ^.^
Sidenote: One of them actually said "too bad I don't have any single friends..." when we were talking on Saturday. Somehow I feel kinda proud :-)

(And to take it a step further, women have PLENTY to say about men being the "babies" of the relationship - not being able to clean their own kitchens or bathrooms, not having the coping mechanisms to handle work stress, -other than turning to alcohol or drugs - lacking the emotional intellect necessary to communicate about the relationship...

I had an ex saying I was more of a "woman" than her in regards to household maintenance :lol:
I can clean, fast and efficiently.
I can cook (just a few stuff now, but I'm learning more and more as time passes!)
And you haven't been stressed at work until you've been working at my store on a saturday afternoon (1-5pm) :p 3 people on, 10 things to do at once. I love those days, it really requires you to turbo charge that engine you call a body ;)
As for emotional intellect... Pretty much non-existent :lol:

[Princess Garnet]

Women are ultra-impressionable beings, and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need someone else to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "*****," in case you didn't know).So what do you think about the crazy species called girls, the whole copy/paste of a delusional "I know the truth" philosopher theory about anything and everything aside (unless, of course, you agree with it...)?

[redlofredlof]

I didn't read what you people were taking about but my dad thinks I'm a good for nothing money draining problem of his life.

[Noja87]

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http://images.memegenerator.net/Feels-Bad-Man-Frog/File/58351/Feels-Bad-Man-Frog.jpg

[redlofredlof]

oh look noja is a toad. :)

[Boltzmann]

I didn't read what you people were taking about but my dad thinks I'm a good for nothing money draining problem of his life.

Aren't we all? :p

[Fadingz]

4 out of 4 of my wisdom teeth are hurting like crazy last night,
then my nose bled this morning >.> what a heck?


I haven't have a nose bleed for like a decade...
These rock-hard bamboo shoots must have been thrusting my blood vessels.
I'm thinking about having my wisdom teeth pulled, but then I'll need to pull all four, gah!
I want to at least last until spring break, so that I'll have time.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[masta.g.86]

Get 'em pulled ASAP.

I had 3 out of 4 pulled while I was in bootcamp. Dunno why the dentist left 1. (time for a smoke break? lol) Almost a year ago, I bit into something hard. It was the cusp from my last remaining wisdom tooth. Apparently, it was impacting into my final molar and it shattered. Despite me trying to keep it clean, it still developed a cavity and began to rot. Had it removed about 3 months ago. This dentist really knew what he was doing and it healed up in only 3 days.

[Fadingz]

Man, I guess I really need to get it pulled.
Spring break in 2 weeks, don't know if I should try to last until then. >.<

Oh boy these teeth do hurt when they grow, and I'm hearing weird echo in my ears sometimes...

[masta.g.86]

Completely forgot that this quarter ends conveniently during spring break's beginning...

[Noja87]

My dentist was a pro with my wisdom teeth. "ok this will take just a min-done =) "

I didn't feel a thing lol.

[redlofredlof]

your tooth must have rotten to the root, noja.
I only have one wisdom tooth right now

[ozzgx4]

I have none :D

[Ahielia]

I didn't read what you people were taking about but my dad thinks I'm a good for nothing money draining problem of his life.

At least you know what your dad thinks of you.
I don't.

[DarkSamus]

I have had all 4 of my wisdom teeth pulled

[Exodus]

Same. All at once.

[DarkSamus]

Mine were not pulled all at once, but over the period of about 6 months

[ViperXtreme]

a small earthquake just now, oh well, back to werk

[verboten999]

Ugh, it sounds painful, those teeth problems. I haven't had my teeth problem for 19 years (aside when I wore braces and had 4 teeth pulled out). Yet.

[Fadingz]

I just want to bite stuff right now...
been chewing beef jerky, but the more I chew, the more it hurts at night...

[Phil]

Try to refrain from biting your computer, as that would hurt..

[Bill_gates]

Game Input Device Controlled By Kissing [VIDEO] - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/s/mashable/20110221/tc_mashable/game_input_device_controlled_by_kissing_video;_ylt =ApP4VY6mobtZ_9l5ij7Bby0jtBAF;_ylu=X3oDMTNvMzJ1dnN oBGFzc2V0A21hc2hhYmxlLzIwMTEwMjIxL2dhbWVfaW5wdXRfZ GV2aWNlX2NvbnRyb2xsZWRfYnlfa2lzc2luZ192aWRlbwRwb3M DMQRzZWMDeW5fYXJ0aWNsZV9zdW1tYXJ5X2xpc3QEc2xrA2dhb WVpbnB1dGRldg--)

[DarkSamus]

I can see a guy buying that just to have his gf dump him the next day leaving him with a device that is 100% useless

[Boltzmann]

He can always hire a woman to kiss him (though it costs extra :rolleyes: ).

[Boltzmann]

To whom it may concern:
http://i.imgur.com/YTIj2.gif

[zidine00]

Bah ive got a stapler and no staples and i need to staple an assignment together for tomorrow... DANG YOU SODS LAW!

[Phil]

Use tape?

[Beatrix]

Oh shut up Phil, you have never have anything good to say!

[Phil]

My bitter aren't we? What's wrong? :p

[Beatrix]

OOooooooo you are soooo fuuuunnny. I am never going to talk to you again!

[Phil]

Hm. May I ask why :p

[DarkSamus]

Whats your problem M.i.a? Phil was giving you legitimate advice

[Beatrix]

Hm. May I ask why :p

Bluuurtsaggrafjjl,l,jkb!!!!

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

It seems her wireless keyboard battery is dying so it will just randomly insult people.

[Phil]

Was that even english O___O?

[Beatrix]

Yes! And read my last PM lol.

And guys, were just playing around <3... in part because Phil &$*$^%%^*^%%%*%^.

This is war Phil!

[DarkSamus]

Well, leave your crap to PM's, don't want it on the forums

[Boltzmann]

For Ahielia's sake:

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110222.gif

From today's Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (http://www.smbc-comics.com).

BTW, its just like the Prisoner's Dilemma, but the woman always defects :rolleyes:

[Ahielia]

Isn't it also a known "fact" that the longer a relationship lasts, the less frequently you get fellatio? :rolleyes:

Also, why for my sake? :p

[Exodus]

To whom it may concern:
http://i.imgur.com/YTIj2.gif

I'm guessing all that matters is the headline, right? Never too sure with you and your science-y brain.

[Boltzmann]

Isn't it also a known "fact" that the longer a relationship lasts, the less frequently you get fellatio? :rolleyes:

According to Chris Rock, once you're married you get fellatio, but no blowjobs :lol:

Also, why for my sake? :p

Because of your rant against relationships. It might help you have a happy one in the future :D :joke:

I'm guessing all that matters is the headline, right? Never too sure with you and your science-y brain.

Exactly. :p

I think people saw "Nature Communications" on the header and decided to skip the post. And my science-y brain is perfectly able to spot and appreciate Uranus jokes :dead:

And speaking of science, I have recently applied in my life the results of a condensed matter physics paper published on Physical Review Letters: Self-segregation versus clustering in the evolutionary minority game (http://arxiv.org/abs/cond-mat/0301518). I drive my wife nuts with my peer-reviewed sources :lol:

[Ginisa]

"Chemical processes in the deep interior of Uranus"

Finally another scientifical breakthrough. We have discovered the raw material to create farts. We can now create fart bombs and fart rockets.

[Ahielia]

Because of your rant against relationships. It might help you have a happy one in the future :D :joke:

I don't think I ever could be with someone who didn't enjoy giving (and receiving) oral.
It's far too delicious :D

[Strike105X]

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[ozzgx4]

It might have been more interesting if I understood what they were saying.

[Fadingz]

I just got into the PhD program with full funding and some stipend.
I am also getting job offers with ok salary range. (~ 4x PhD starting stipend)

Don't know what I should do :(

I am still 21, so I can potentially get my PhD degree and find a job with higher salary range, or I can just go to work now.

This will be a huge decision for me.

[Xblade]

For Ahielia's sake:

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110222.gif

From today's Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (http://www.smbc-comics.com).

BTW, its just like the Prisoner's Dilemma, but the woman always defects :rolleyes:

"Chemical processes in the deep interior of Uranus"

Finally another scientifical breakthrough. We have discovered the raw material to create farts. We can now create fart bombs and fart rockets.

I don't think I ever could be with someone who didn't enjoy giving (and receiving) oral.
It's far too delicious :D

I don't think we need to be reminded that this is the "clean" version of the random thoughts thread...............

[Boltzmann]

@Annoying-Kuriboh: I guess I missed the part where Schumi died and made you moderator :rolleyes:

And now for something completely different:

I've endless admiration for the economist Robin Hanson (http://hanson.gmu.edu/). He's married, and look at what he said in his most recent blog post (http://www.overcomingbias.com/2011/02/hail-julie-henderson.html):

After reading that, I browsed the free videos at Sports Illustrated and — I liked them a lot. More even than their for-pay magazine pictures. I especially liked Julie Henderson, presented like a “flower child” from my generation’s youth.
(...)
Of course I don’t just admire production skills – I enjoyed the vid, in part because it made me feel attracted to Julie and helps me fantasize she likes me back. And yes, that includes some sexual attraction.


(Emphasis my own)

Maybe one day I'll get to talk like that to my wife :lol:

BTW, I recommend reading the whole thing. Hanson is an extremely shrewd commentator (not to mention a top-notch economist with mad game theoretical skillz.)

[Beatrix]

I just got into the PhD program with full funding and some stipend.
I am also getting job offers with ok salary range. (~ 4x PhD starting stipend)

Don't know what I should do :(

I am still 21, so I can potentially get my PhD degree and find a job with higher salary range, or I can just go to work now.

This will be a huge decision for me.

The Phd route would be good... you will always have more job offers.

[Fadingz]

The Phd route would be good... you will always have more job offers.
I think so too.
Thanx for affirming my decision :]

Most people recommend me to take that route too.

[Princess Garnet]

@Annoying-Kuriboh: I guess I missed the part where Schumi died and made you moderator :rolleyes:Maybe not, but I come here and do not want to see stuff like that, so when there is a forum section or whatever that allows it, it should be kept there. It's all about keeping stuff organized to where it should belong. That way, I can come here and not see it should I choose not to, and you guys can still do it should you choose.

I don't want to be a fun killer, so I hate to be the one with "that tone", but then you guys have wondered throughout the years why more girls don't come here, or why they get scared off when they post pictures and they are edited, or why some hide their gender. I mean, hello!?

[DarkSamus]

I agree with you PG

[Boltzmann]

I don't want to be a fun killer, so I hate to be the one with "that tone", but then you guys have wondered throughout the years why more girls don't come here, or why they get scared off when they post pictures and they are edited, or why some hide their gender. I mean, hello!?

Yeah, all because of a webcomic with the word "fellatio" on it. Run away, the forum is tainted.

I'm sorry Your Highness, for being such a scoundrel. Anyway, perhaps it would be well to add me to your ignore list. This way your pretty royal eyes will be spared the awful sight of a dictionary word. In all likelihood you don't appreciate my science posts either (most people don't), so it would be, in the words of Stephen King, no great loss.

[Xblade]

@Annoying-Kuriboh: I guess I missed the part where Schumi died and made you moderator :rolleyes:

I guess I missed the part where it became ok to disregard rules because they aren't being enforced.

Tragic.

Please excuse me while I grieve the loss of common sense and discretion.

:(




Anywayz~

Now mind you, I wasn't pointing out your post in particular, but posting things like that in the main forum(which is strictly pg-13).

Will lead to post like this:

I don't think I ever could be with someone who didn't enjoy giving (and receiving) oral.
It's far too delicious

[Princess Garnet]

Yeah, all because of a webcomic with the word "fellatio" on it. Run away, the forum is tainted.

I'm sorry Your Highness, for being such a scoundrel. Anyway, perhaps it would be well to add me to your ignore list. This way your pretty royal eyes will be spared the awful sight of a dictionary word. In all likelihood you don't appreciate my science posts either (most people don't), so it would be, in the words of Stephen King, no great loss.Did I point out your post in particular? Did I say I was bothered to an extreme? Did I say such content was tainting the entire forum?

I have no intention to ignore you because neither you nor the majority of your posts are an issue to me. That includes your recent one here. I know it's a joke and I didn't take it to an extreme, so you don't need to play it up as dramatic. It's not really a whole big deal to me on it's own. It was just more of a mention about it before more posts on the subject steer things further that way. Sheez.

[snickothemule]

I'd like some clarification on the PG-13 referencing I have seen of late, the only thing I have seen regarding this within the rules is this:

9) Age: If you are under 14, this is not the place for you.

If you are between 14 and 18 you need parental/guardian permission to participate in our message board(s).

[Princess Garnet]

Most of us here are well enough adults, but that doesn't mean age determines what we want to see.

[Bill_gates]

even as a republican I have to admit the daily show's amazing

[masta.g.86]

Nothing wrong with the Daily Show, imo. I guess some people can't seem to figure out which part is the news and which part is the joke in their reporting.

This goes for other news and commentary shows as well.

[Beatrix]

I think so too.
Thanx for affirming my decision :]

Most people recommend me to take that route too.

No problem hun<3

[Strike105X]

I'm siding with Boltz on this one (again a thing that rarely happens), this is exaggerated you two must've felt really uncomfortable in anatomy classes...

Most of us here are well enough adults, but that doesn't mean age determines what we want to see.

Nobody forces you to see anything.

[Beatrix]

Yeah, all because of a webcomic with the word "fellatio" on it. Run away, the forum is tainted.

I'm sorry Your Highness, for being such a scoundrel. Anyway, perhaps it would be well to add me to your ignore list. This way your pretty royal eyes will be spared the awful sight of a dictionary word. In all likelihood you don't appreciate my science posts either (most people don't), so it would be, in the words of Stephen King, no great loss.

Huh? Garnet didn't mean it like that. I can't be sure, but I thought all such talk was regulated to the bin? anyway I enjoy most of your posts myself,and just overlook what I don't agree with.

I'm siding with Boltz on this one (again a thing that rarely happens), this is exaggerated you two must've felt really uncomfortable in anatomy classes...





How so? No anatomy is being mentioned. I would take issue with what was posted earlier, as it implies all women act like that. But I am never really around, so I really don't care.

[Strike105X]

To me it just looked like a joke... as for the anatomy part it was because it also studies different body parts :P, also fellatio is part of the act of reproduction :P, Xblades especially gets all tensed up whenever something about sex is dared to be mentioned outside of the bin...

[verboten999]

Is there a clear guidelines here on what should be here on the OD and what is to be put in the bin? Maybe it'll help a lot better than to debate which content is offensive to whom? I also wonder the PG-13 rules in the forum. Anyone?

EDIT: Wait, maybe an appropriate staff should state his/ her opinion.

[Xblade]

Xblades especially gets all tensed up whenever something about sex is dared to be mentioned outside of the bin...

Are you trying to say that a gay guy is afraid of discussing sexual matters?


Really?


To me it just looked like a joke... as for the anatomy part it was because it also studies different body parts :P, also fellatio is part of the act of reproduction :P
I'll be blunt.
What part of sucking dick do you think is appropriate for the main forum.......?

I'm not trying to be a tight ass, but I don't think I have to explain any further.

[Princess Garnet]

I'm siding with Boltz on this one (again a thing that rarely happens), this is exaggerated you two must've felt really uncomfortable in anatomy classes...Oh, yes, totally! I'm so embarrassed, ashamed, and disgusted at sex and the human body simply because I'd rather not see that sort of stuff here. Wonderful logic.

By the way, saying "something that rarely happens" nearly every time you state you're agreeing with someone else is a poor way to try and strengthen your opinion.Nobody forces you to see anything.However, if it is going to be the allowed general occurrence, then I'd have to leave not to see it, now wouldn't I? That's a nice of saying "deal with it or get out" I suppose.

[Strike105X]

By the way, saying "something that rarely happens" nearly every time you state you're agreeing with someone else is a poor way to try and strengthen your opinion.

Your thinking to much... it was just a personal observation, you fail with that comment...

However, if it is going to be the allowed general occurrence, then I'd have to leave not to see it, now wouldn't I? That's a nice of saying "deal with it or get out" I suppose.

Well at least you got that part right :).

[Xblade]

She didn't "fail" because I can think of numerous threads where some of you have been told to tone it down.

Its not a rarity.

[Strike105X]

I think you've better read about what others are actually talking about before meddling Xblades...

[Princess Garnet]

Your thinking to much... it was just a personal observation, you fail with that comment...Come again? All I said was that following up to someone else with how you agree, but noting that you usually don't, is a poor attempt to strengthen your opinion, and yes, you do it quite often. Before you go spouting about how anyone else "fails" (really?), why don't you first come up with your own arguments.Well at least you got that part right :).Oh, grow up, will you?

I have no intention of arguing with you, so I don't know what your problem is with me.

[Xblade]

I think you've better read about what others are actually talking about before meddling Xblades...

I think you'd better brush up on your reading comprehension skills. -_-

My comment was relevant.



By the way, saying "something that rarely happens" nearly every time you state you're agreeing with someone else is a poor way to try and strengthen your opinion.However, if it is going to be the allowed general occurrence, then I'd have to leave not to see it, now wouldn't I?

Your thinking to much... it was just a personal observation, you fail with that comment...




She didn't "fail" because I can think of numerous threads where some of you have been told to tone it down.

Its not a rarity.

[Strike105X]

^Your comment was irrelevant, the "fail" part wasn't in any way related to the "fellatio" part of the discussion, it was about her remark of the ridiculous strengthen your opinion theory, in other words i think its you who needs to brush up on your reading comprehension skills...
Come again? All I said was that following up to someone else with how you agree, but noting that you usually don't, is a poor attempt to strengthen your opinion, and yes, you do it quite often. Before you go spouting about how anyone else "fails" (really?), why don't you first come up with your own arguments.

Fail much ? Also arguments ? What part of " Your thinking to much, its just a personal observation" are you actually having troubles in comprehending ?

Oh, grow up, will you?

Right back at you, accept that not all have the same principles, nor are moved based on the same morals as you.

[Xblade]

^Your comment was irrelevant, the "fail" part wasn't in any way related to the "fellatio" part of the discussion, it was about her remark of the ridiculous strengthen your opinion theory, in other words i think its you who needs to brush up on your reading comprehension skills...



Your general observation was made up. :\



Right back at you, accept that not all have the same principles, nor are moved based on the same morals as you.

*Ahem*

In what society is it socially correct for adults to discuss giving head in front of minors?

[Strike105X]

Your general observation was made up. :\

^Could you express what you mean here a bit better cause i admit i'm having a bit of a difficulty making it out ? :P

Also regarding the last quote unless their amish i think they know already what a fellatio is... hell even i did by the age of 12... and those where much stricter times... and a 14 year old knows for sure...

[Xblade]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2368/2169050955_8834aa0d41.jpg

I plead the 5th.

[Princess Garnet]

When you gain some reading and discussion comprehension, and some maturity, maybe we'll try this again. It's impossible to get anywhere if you're going to keep acting this way (responding with stuff that makes no sense, I'd tend to agree with the claim that you are having troubles comprehending things) and with the level of disregard and disrespect that you have (I don't know about you, but "fail" is immature for discussion, so let's try and be more mature here).

[Ahielia]

RT of the day: :rotflmao:

[Strike105X]

When you gain some reading and discussion comprehension, and some maturity, maybe we'll try this again. It's impossible to get anywhere if you're going to keep acting this way (responding with stuff that makes no sense, I'd tend to agree with the claim that you are having troubles comprehending things) and with the level of disregard and disrespect that you have (I don't know about you, but "fail" is immature for discussion, so let's try and be more mature here).

So just because i said your attempt of an analyze towards my post was fail i'm now immature and and unable to comprehend, interesting, interesting indeed, seems to me more like someone who can't accept the fact that they may have made a slip up.

[Princess Garnet]

Point out said slip up, or until then, lay off the arrogance. It wasn't a slip up. It is what I thought. My guess at what I said was no more subjective than all the things you keep spouting on and on again towards me, and keep doing so without remorse, while blasting me for mine. Pot, meet kettle.

Yes, it is immature to act the way you are. Rather than play the matter, you're playing me, and rather than discussing the main matter itself, you're arguing about a small comment I made.

[Strike105X]

Point out said slip up, or until then, lay off the arrogance. It wasn't a slip up. It is what I thought. My guess at what I said was no more subjective than all the things you keep spouting on and on again towards me, and keep doing so without remorse, while blasting me for mine. Pot, meet kettle.

Yes, it is immature to act the way you are. Rather than play the matter, you're playing me, and rather than discussing the main matter itself, you're arguing about a small comment I made.

Translation = i know what you meant better then you,

Interesting, now your a mind reader to, as for arrogance you've shown yours before i ever had a chance to show mine, also it seems that again something slipped up to you, the main mater (i presume your referring to the fellatio mater), that wasn't part of our discussion for several posts now, like i said i find it interesting that in the posts that started all this at one point you almost claim (subtitle though) to know more about about something i wrote then me the person who wrote it and you call me arrogant.

PS: for someone that keeps saying she/he will have nothing more to do with the mater you really seem to be unable to let it go.

[Princess Garnet]

Translation = i know what you meant better then you,I'm not trying to act rude, but if you aren't even comprehending what I'm writing, how can you reply to it, especially in such a way that provokes an argument? I stated "it is what I thought", but somehow you managed to draw the opposite meaning out of my post.PS: for someone that keeps saying she/he will have nothing more to do with the mater you really seem to be unable to let it go.Are you done ruffling my feathers? Don't act as the innocent one if you're going to throw my words at me like that by making an instigation out of them. It takes two to tango.

We're long past the original purpose of why this started, so yeah, unless you see a reason for it, why should it continue? For your information, since your inquired about it, I like to give people the benefit of the doubt, so yeah, I do like to let arguments play out so long as they don't get personal or nasty, but this one isn't likely to get either of us anywhere, so what is the point? I don't have any problems with you, and I'd rather keep it that way.

[Phil]

ENOUGH.

What the hell is this, Maury?

You two have better to do then grate at each other on the INTERNET. Be productive.

Strike, my favorite source for Hentai, check your closet, on the top shelf under your collection sex toys and firearms. I left you a copy of Shiki, signed by Fuyumi Ono. Get to it, I expect a scanned wallpaper in minutes.

Garnet, I love you to death, but I have to say this.........check under your bed. Under the shoebox containing your prized pair of Manolo Blahniks is a copy of Sims 5. Yes, I am not joking. Hop to it.


On sex. Yes, sex is sexy, uh huh. And also, the freakin thing can get you killed. just ask my (late) hamster. I came home one day, to see the little f***er whanging away with my female hamster. Just friggin pounding away. My little hamsters squeaks of distress filled me with dread. So I grabbed the male, (equipment still erected and active) and dropped him into the waiting jaws of my lizard. So, to stop sex from killing random members, keep it to the bin, at least out of this thread.

Seriously, you have to take into account how some others would feel folks. Now that we have 258 girls this year instead of one, think before you post please.

Seriously, imagine what literal hell I would have went through if I had posted my infamous "I ate a cherry" thread in here. I would have gotten raped by Bositman, or now Cid, or a nasty combination of both. See? Sex kills.

Now on with the proceedings.

[Princess Garnet]

I'm sorry for anything that was caused in part by me, but I do not regret my actions. I've been walked all over enough in my lifetime, and I'm not about to be here because I ask a simple, reasonable request, and he jumps my case about it, ruffling my feathers and all. Sorry.

[Strike105X]

Well i'll agree with you on one thing Phill i got better things then this to do *goes back to watch Terra e*.

PS: Gar: the debate we had didn't have a single thing to do with with the request it may have evolved from that but it was about something else if you can't see that i give... I agree i may have stepped out of line but i don't like when people try "to push my buttons".

[DarkSamus]

[B]Seriously, imagine what literal hell I would have went through if I had posted my infamous "I ate a cherry" thread in here. I would have gotten raped by Bositman, or now Cid, or a nasty combination of both. See? Sex kills.

oO
I don't think I ever saw that one

[Phil]

lol you have to search for it. Its a couple of years old :p

[Beatrix]

Just woke up...I am hungry....what did miss?

[Princess Garnet]

PS: Gar: the debate we had didn't have a single thing to do with with the request it may have evolved from that but it was about something else if you can't see that i give... I agree i may have stepped out of line but i don't like when people try "to push my buttons".What you're not seeing is it actually has alot more than just a single thing to do with that, because if it started at that, but ended up elsewhere, that in itself is the problem. It became a senseless argument, one that we both partook in. I don't know where I tried "pushing your buttons" as I actually felt the situation was quite the opposite (hence my statements of you ruffling my feathers), but I'm not here to point fingers. I'd be fine if you admitted to what I did, that it takes two to tango, instead of just pointing the blame at me.

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

Woah guys seriously what the hell?
Yeah Enough as Phil said, more than enough, this thread is far from clean at present.
Please just stop, no more sorry, no more explanations, no more arguing just move on.

[Princess Garnet]

As long as neither of us are getting personal or nasty, I want to request that it not be forcefully buried. Problems tend to linger when you do that and come up later anyhow (sometimes worse). Even if it was just a short and somewhat heated argument, let it be done with and gotten out. Nobody got hurt, and the worse seems behind us.

[Beatrix]

lol. Not much I guess. *Gets ready to go to Starbucks in search of breakfast*

Raspberry Scone and Venti Latte, here I come.

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

If you want to continue it then do so privately in PMs.

[DarkSamus]

qlicWUDf5MM

:rotflmao:
Pity its the last one they are making

"Stop shaving, you don't have a beard"
:lol:

[Noja87]

Gay******s from Outer Space (1992) - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/)

...

[Strike105X]

^The description is gold :rotflmao:.

[Fadingz]

woot $179.99 for
SAPPHIRE 100290SR Radeon HD 5870 (Cypress XT) 2GB 256-bit GDDR5 PCI Express 2.1 x16 HDCP Ready CrossFireX Support Eyefinity 6 Edition Video Card
today :O

[Bill_gates]

yzytYXzFK7c

[verboten999]

RT: Spinach-infused noodles in the right hands = heavenly

[ozzgx4]

If i buy the most expensive Alienware Desktop, will it be able to emulate the PS2 near perfectly? - Yahoo! Answers (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101024122151AA20Pt8)
lol

[Strike105X]

:rotflmao:.

[Silenus]

RT: What the **** is with USPS.
My package has been from 20 minutes from its destination since 4:41 am of the 24th.

Deliver the **** already.

[Dynamo]

Costochondritis and bruised ribs really sucks...

[Kaizen]

woot $179.99 for

today :O

HOLY ***

Nice deal there!"!

[verboten999]

Eh? Any images from imageshack is not showing, saying the domain not registered? What?

[DarkSamus]

imageshack images are working here

[verboten999]

Maybe it's an ISP-related problem? I don't know... My ISP has been acting real stuck up lately. What with all the ban on all porn-related websites.

[Irukapooka]

ENOUGH.

What the hell is this, Maury?

You two have better to do then grate at each other on the INTERNET. Be productive.

Strike, my favorite source for Hentai, check your closet, on the top shelf under your collection sex toys and firearms. I left you a copy of Shiki, signed by Fuyumi Ono. Get to it, I expect a scanned wallpaper in minutes.

Garnet, I love you to death, but I have to say this.........check under your bed. Under the shoebox containing your prized pair of Manolo Blahniks is a copy of Sims 5. Yes, I am not joking. Hop to it.


On sex. Yes, sex is sexy, uh huh. And also, the freakin thing can get you killed. just ask my (late) hamster. I came home one day, to see the little f***er whanging away with my female hamster. Just friggin pounding away. My little hamsters squeaks of distress filled me with dread. So I grabbed the male, (equipment still erected and active) and dropped him into the waiting jaws of my lizard. So, to stop sex from killing random members, keep it to the bin, at least out of this thread.

Seriously, you have to take into account how some others would feel folks. Now that we have 258 girls this year instead of one, think before you post please.

Seriously, imagine what literal hell I would have went through if I had posted my infamous "I ate a cherry" thread in here. I would have gotten raped by Bositman, or now Cid, or a nasty combination of both. See? Sex kills.

Now on with the proceedings.

May I vote this as post of the year?

[verboten999]

Argh, you beat me to it.

But eh, seconded.

[DarkSamus]

Sims 5 = :drool:

[Irukapooka]

I shall make my own Sims game when I'm married and able to create minions of my own! :beer:

[Beatrix]

Anyone here play lacrosse?

[DarkSamus]

Nope, lacrosse is not a sport that is played in Australia

[Noja87]

McDonald's - Mein Burger (http://www.mcdonalds.de/mein_burger/index.cfm#/galerie/detail/41610)

[masta.g.86]

I'm not too sure that the flavors will work out as intended.

[Phil]

In a pinch, some of their food can taste downright amazing though. But most of the tims, it' best to stay away, unless you find your self out and about with nearly zero cash on you.

[blueshogun96]

Shogun is a birdie! Shogun is a birdie! Shogun is a birdie! Shogun is a birdie! *chirp chirp chirp* Haha, sorry. I feel free as a birdie today :)

Buh-bye! *prances off*

Shogun.

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

is someone hacking his account?

[Princess Garnet]

From what I've received in private messages from him, I'd imagine it's him.

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

ah so he's just misplaced his marbles then? :p

[blueshogun96]

Yup, it's meeeeeee! Why do you ask? >.<

Buh-bye! *prances off*

Shogun.

[Bill_gates]

I liked your old avatar a lot better but glad youre back

[Ahielia]

I believe BS has finally lost it...

[verboten999]

I... uh, can't really imagine Blueshogun prancing away...

[Bill_gates]

I ****ing hate censorship >:-(

[Phil]

Think of the children!

[Beatrix]

Really rough day today. I ache. My ribs. My leg. Christ, my neck. it hurts to move, but not to type. asdfgfsdhhjjhjgkk

[Phil]

Let me guess, you tripped over the opossing teams stick while another player slammed you in the ribs, when you hit the ground another player fell on top of you.

You were owned up and down, my dear friend. What happened to your delusions of grandeur? :p

[blueshogun96]

Dr. Shogun suggests a good night sleep with a glass of lemony iced tea! Works for meeeeeeeee ^_^ *giggles*

Buh-bye *prances off*

Shogun.

[Phil]

Jeez Shogun you are creeping me out :/

[GeominorAI]

Inb4 Google indexes and archives this behavior forever.

[blueshogun96]

No, I'm not creepy, I'm just happie! So happy, I can just.... dance, dance, DANCE... baby!

ho5zCGOHKgc

Get yo groove on! ^^

Buh-bye! *prances off*

Shogun.

[Phil]

Im to tired to dance. Prance away, just don't fall down the steps while you are doing it :p

[Princess Garnet]

Dr. Shogun suggests a good night sleep with a glass of lemony iced tea! Works for meeeeeeeee ^_^ *giggles*

Buh-bye *prances off*

Shogun.Okay, what's the purpose of all of this? Unless this is a real part of who you are, or you intend this to more than a short stinted act, what are you after?

[Phil]

I think I know, but i am keeping mum about it :p

[blueshogun96]

What could I possibly be after? O_o Lighten up people, am I scaring you that much by showing you the brighter side of blueshogun? Don't haven an aneurysm over a supercharged attitude, works wonders when you try it ^_^

Buh-bye!

Shogun.

[Princess Garnet]

I don't have a problem with it. I'm a believer that you are as happy as you want to be, so by simply being happy, you can be happy, but it has to be genuine. I think maybe there's something else going on and I'm curious, is all. It's such an act (note that I don't mean fake) compared to how you acted before, so you shouldn't be surprised by how anyone else reacts if they ask you what's up about how you're acting now.

[blueshogun96]

Trust me, I'm really in a good mood right now. Nothing to hide here :)

Buh-bye *prances off*

Shogun.

[DarkSamus]

Looks like someone stole some happy gas from the local dentist :p

[Strike105X]

Jeez Shogun you are creeping me out :/

QFT, Either:

a) someone pushed him to far...
b) his on some strange meds...
c) his just fooling around for a reason that may elude us so far...

I hope its c...

[Hard core Rikki]

His account was clearly hijacked by a playful niece. I'm most worried about the dance things, as it was my understanding noone voluntarily prances like a queen.

In before hellokitty pics are uploaded to the cxbx repository.

[DarkSamus]

QFT, Either:

a) someone pushed him to far...
b) his on some strange meds...
c) his just fooling around for a reason that may elude us so far...

I hope its c...

D) Someone has hacked his account...

His account was clearly hijacked by a playful niece.
In before hellokitty pics are uploaded to the cxbx repository.

http://www.frenblog.com/hellokitty/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/hello-kitty-keyboard.jpg

[Strike105X]

D) Someone has hacked his account...

^Yup that's why they say to heads are better then one :lol:.

[Hard core Rikki]

"The most important thing about forums isn't prancing around like a queen. It's showing everyone online that I did."

http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/557/original/Xbawks2.png
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/xbox-360-kid

Achievement unlocked.

[Princess Garnet]

His account was clearly hijacked by a playful niece. I'm most worried about the dance things, as it was my understanding noone voluntarily prances like a queen.Ahem, I think you're forgetting about someone...

It's definitely not anyone else, or if it is, they know his usual opinions of women and relationships, given the exchange we had in private. No, it wasn't bad or anything, but it's definitely confirmation it's him.

[Xblade]

Im pretty sure everyone was claiming account hijacking in jest........ >_>

[blueshogun96]

Lol. I'm surprised that none of you have figured out what possibility E is (^o-). It'll blow your mind *rubs hands together*

Buh-bye! *prances off*

Shogun.

[Hard core Rikki]

I didnt really need clues here, but your choice if you want people to know rather than assume or speculate.
There's fun that can be found in vagueness, after all.



For throwing people off further, there might be a connection with lord budweiser's secret picture with a pillow.

[DarkSamus]

he found a guy that was able to turn him gay?

[Hard core Rikki]

I'd have expected the coincidental release of Idolmaster 2 to have had the opposite effect though.

[Bill_gates]

I think blueshogun made a major breakthrough with CXBX ;)
im not 100% sure im 5000% sure!

[DarkSamus]

Lol. I'm surprised that none of you have figured out what possibility E is (^o-). It'll blow your mind *rubs hands together*

Buh-bye! *prances off*

Shogun.

Panzer Dragoon is now playable perfectly and at full speed?

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

Looks like someone stole some happy gas from the local dentist :p

:lol: That's my current hypothesis

[Princess Garnet]

Check the other thread. He already mentioned what it's all about. I had some thoughts about that being it but wasn't too sure.

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

Umm, I'm getting there XD
Good to know he explained the insanity somewhere though.

[Hard core Rikki]

Le double gasp!
That'll be like the 12th traitor to the unwritten NGemu vow of bachelorship.

This treason requires sanction. Bring in the tar and feathers !

[Strike105X]

:rotflmao::

ojJUzv88Els

[Beatrix]

Le double gasp!
That'll be like the 12th traitor to the unwritten NGemu vow of bachelorship.

This treason requires sanction. Bring in the tar and feathers !

Not everyone is destined to be a bachelor, and of course not someone as cool as Shogun <3

[Kaizen]

Not everyone is destined to be a bachelor, and of course not someone as cool as Shogun <3

buffalo bill

it _________ basket

[blueshogun96]

Not everyone is destined to be a bachelor, and of course not someone as cool as Shogun <3

Oh, come here muh lady *starts kissing*

Buh-bye! *pulls curtains for additional privacy!*

Shogun.

[blueshogun96]

Panzer Dragoon is now playable perfectly and at full speed?

I wish darky, I wish... T_T

[Noja87]

6XL3g4vPK30

oh my god.

[DarkSamus]

I wish darky, I wish... T_T

As do I :(

[Gladiator@]

6XL3g4vPK30

oh my god.

Yeah, that happened this week here in Brazil.

That monster attempted to kill everybody. I hope that bastard gets lynched in prison.

Thank God, nobody got seriously hurt. The video is quite impressive, though.

[Noja87]

So they caught him? I was told they only found the car.

[Strike105X]

How did he intended to kill everybody with such a puny car ? ... Luckily for those guys he was also stupid not just a psycho.

[KrossX]

You see a crawling bee on the ground. What would you do?

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

Try and crush it

[ozzgx4]

Leave it alone.

[Noja87]

crush.

[DarkSamus]

Whilst wearing shoes, stand on it and "do the twist like we did last summer" ;)

[Strike105X]

Crush.

[@ruantec]

6XL3g4vPK30

oh my god.

if i were one of the victims and survive so that i can walk and do all i do now again the driver of that car would be dead soon after he leaves the jail because i would look for him and my face would be the last one he will see and my punch will stop the last air his lungs will ever breath through his nose.... i would destroy his face beating him over and over until he gets unrecognizable and his stupid brain smashed.

seriously, i really feel sorry for the victims there.

[Hard core Rikki]

You see a crawling bee on the ground. What would you do?
Issue a "flee on sight" order and scram first to, uh, clear a safe escape path for others.

[@ruantec]

You see a crawling bee on the ground. What would you do?

http://themushroomkingdom.net/images/mlss/mlss_mario-hammer.jpg

Joke, i love insects and i would leave it alone as i have no reason to kill it

[Beatrix]

Feed it!

[Noja87]

Have you ever found a file you need in a forum that requires you to register first to download it. Then you try to register and it fails because it says your emal is already in use. Then you try to log in with your usual username that you use in most sites and forums and it logs in successfully but you still hold no memories of ever visiting that site?

feelsweirdman.jpg

[Strike105X]

Nope but it did happen to me to register on a forum cause i wanted to download a file and after registration it tells me that i don't have the right to download the file...

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

Yeah happened to me a few times. Usually it's a place I did register at but since then they completely changed both their name and look making it seem like a new site.

[@ruantec]

What about this one... it happened to me about half year ago when i was searching a file. after searching for long time i finally found a forum containing the file i was looking for and as usual i had to register in order to download the file. since the file was very important to me i proceeded and registered in a forum i don't care a pedo for but still i did it in order to get the file i was looking for and then..........

*clicks link*, *window opens*, File not found!!!!!

http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4619181/NO-waiiiii-No-Fair-FUUUUUUUUUU.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Intense-Rage-Guy

[Noja87]

lol that has happened to me a couple of times too.

[Strike105X]

Me as well.

[Noja87]

cable guys leaves

i hold new controller on my hand

63 buttons...counted...

>_>

[KrossX]

Feed it!

Yup, give it honey. It's what they eat after all. :)

[Phil]

They eat honey? I thought bees make honey, and not eat it?

[KrossX]

So, tell me then... why would bees make honey? To please humans with sweets? To attract bears perhaps?

[DarkSamus]

Yeah, bees do in fact eat honey

[Phil]

I thought they ate pollen and nectar? And "bee bread". Because bees produce honey, they must store it to eat later or something.

[DarkSamus]

Just did some googling ;)

Source - Answers.com - What food do honey bees eat (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_food_do_honey_bees_eat)

Nectar and pollen are what honey bees (Apis mellifera) eat when they are outdoors. The nectar mixes with enzymes within bee stomachs to produce honey. It also may be mixed with pollen to produce protein-rich beebread.

Honey and stored pollen are what the queen and the workers eat while they overwinter in their hives.

Looks like we are all correct

[Exodus]

So, tell me then... why would bees make honey? To please humans with sweets? To attract bears perhaps?

Well, yeah. Doesn't everything in nature revolve around humans?

[Phil]

Exo should know. As a maggot, he probably sees bees stealing his food pretty often. what do you do about them?

[verboten999]

Well, yeah. Doesn't everything in nature revolve around humans?
In a selfish point of view, yes.

[Beatrix]

From our perception, yeah

[Exodus]

I was being sarcastic.

Exo should know. As a maggot, he probably sees bees stealing his food pretty often. what do you do about them?
I bite their faces off.

[Ahielia]

I bite their faces off.

I read "feces"...I should go to bed.

[KrossX]

I read the same. >_<

Another one! Still with the bee theme. What should you do, if there's a bumblebee flying around you? And also, what would you do if you see a crawling one?

[verboten999]

Let it be. It'll go away eventually.

[KrossX]

Let it be. It'll go away eventually.

That's right! You've won a muffin. *gives muffin*

[ozzgx4]

If one was flying around me I would run around screaming...

[blueshogun96]

Do you think if I dressed up as a bee, they would let me have some of their honey? Mmmmmm, Shogun loves honeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! especially tastey on fresh biscuts! Oooh, a glass of warm milk mixed with honey tastes so0o0o0o0o gooooood! Try it, try it try it! ^_^

Buh-bye!

Shogun.

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

I read the same. >_<

Another one! Still with the bee theme. What should you do, if there's a bumblebee flying around you? And also, what would you do if you see a crawling one?

Wait till it's at least 2M away from me and even further away from the door and preferably higher up and then make a ducked dash for the nearest door and GTFO. Crawling one same thing applies...I don't have spare anvils lying around the house to crush the buggers unfortunately.

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

Do you think if I dressed up as a bee, they would let me have some of their honey? Mmmmmm, Shogun loves honeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! especially tastey on fresh biscuts! Oooh, a glass of warm milk mixed with honey tastes so0o0o0o0o gooooood! Try it, try it try it! ^_^

Buh-bye!

Shogun.

I'm tempted to whack you with a chair to see if that will stop your floating about...works on most insects...

[blueshogun96]

OUCH!!! Aww, schumi doesn't like me anymore.

Buh-bye! *cries*

Shogun... *sob*

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

I like ya just fine, well the calm and controlled non-spammy you :p
Being happy is one thing...creeping out the entire forum is another.

[Silenus]

out for delivery, 2011-03-01, 05:58:00, miami
late train, 2011-02-28, 19:00:00, hialeah
natural disaster, 2011-02-28, 19:00:00, hialeah
departure scan, 2011-02-28, 15:07:00, jacksonville
location scan, 2011-02-28, 13:50:00, jacksonville
unload scan, 2011-02-28, 13:39:00, jacksonville
arrival scan, 2011-02-28, 11:55:00, jacksonville
departure scan, 2011-02-28, 03:34:00, charlotte
arrival scan, 2011-02-26, 04:37:00, charlotte
departure scan, 2011-02-26, 01:50:00, greensboro
origin scan, 2011-02-25, 17:34:00, greensboro
billing information received, 2011-02-25, 10:54:11


wtf???

[Noja87]

lol earthquake.

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[KrossX]

Banquet of Chestnuts - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banquet_of_Chestnuts)

:O

[PentiumPro]

Wait... Clean Version? Meaning there was an obscene version?

And, 4:20.

[Noja87]

lmao

[DarkSamus]

No was about it, there is an obscene version

[redlofredlof]

I climbed 11km last night. started at 4.30 pm and reached my destination at 10 pm.
the wall was so tiring that I can't even move my legs right now.
the worst thing is that I have to go back the same way, but this time out will be 11km downhill.

[blueshogun96]

I walked though the city in the rain. T_T

[Phil]

Did you get wet :/

Btw, my house is about to get renovated. I hope to find that treasured copy of Ren and Stimpy that I have been looking for since I lost it in the basement when I was 7.

[ozzgx4]

You won't find it, I took it when you was 6, nearly 7

[Ahielia]

Todays weather: 20-25 m/s wind this evening, with heavy rain. Up to 30 at the coast.
Predictions are that the wind will hold "steady" at 20m/s tomorrow, with the heavy rain transitioning into hail due to the temperature dropping.
This city is a bit far inland (about 1 hour drive from the coast), but since we got a fjord going directly west, and with the wind coming from the west, we still take the brunt of it.

Good stuff.
I actually like this kind of weather :-)

[blueshogun96]

I like ya just fine, well the calm and controlled non-spammy you :p
Being happy is one thing...creeping out the entire forum is another.

Wait? Are my posts considered spam these days? O_o

[ElijahTW]

Did you get wet :/

Btw, my house is about to get renovated. I hope to find that treasured copy of Ren and Stimpy that I have been looking for since I lost it in the basement when I was 7.

I have every episode of ren and stimpy on my harddrive.

Wait, are you talking about the video game? I remember a Ren and Stimpy game I had when I was little.. for the Genesis iirc. You started out in a freezer or some crap like that, but I can't remember anything else. :(

[Strike105X]

Wait? Are my posts considered spam these days? O_o

Yup we even gave you a new nick name "SpamShotgun", i'm surprised you didn't heard about it :P.

[Ahielia]

Whenever I boot up my computer and load into windows, it takes a few minutes for the pc to connect to the network. It's just a red "x" on the taskbar icon.
Whilst on my laptop (running the same 7 Ultimate (only x86)) connects immediately.
Kinda annoying when I have to restart to finish installs/updates, but I restart my pc maybe once a month anyway :p

[ElijahTW]

Lol, since I canceled comcast because I'm moving soon, for the time being I'm stealing a neighbors internet. It's usually connected at 2mbps with 1 bar but randomly it will jump up to 54mbps for a second with all bars. Windows 7 has iffy WiFi support for certain cards it seems, because my XP laptop on the other hand - in the same location gets 2/5 bars @ 11mbps constantly, and although the numbers by themselves don't mean anything, the speed test result differences are pretty noticeable.

[SCHUMI_4EVER]

Wait? Are my posts considered spam these days? O_o

Your original first day of happiness posts were pretty close imo, you have since gotten better though.

[blueshogun96]

So, do you want grumpy shogun back? o_O

Thought some of you would like the personality change, but meh, guess not. So I'll go back to the grumpy shogun if you want.

[Beatrix]

Well you could tone it down. Frowning just makes your face hurt :)