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mis: The spec sheet that came in the box claims that each controller costs in the neighborhood of 60,000 Yen. That's 500 dollars! Isn't that a little pricey?
Sony: Oh sure. You whine lazy American. What you build for 500 American dollars? Ford Focus? Ha ha ha!
mis: Touche. This controller does seem to have a lot of... for lack of a better word... crap all over it.
Sony: Ah, yes. Thanka you. The sides Praystation 3 controller have a infa-red frashright for night time playing of the games, prus a bottle opener for opening the beers.
mis: This is one of my favorite innovations of the console so far. If only you had integrated a toilet into the base unit, I'd never leave the couch!
Sony: You no funny. Isa bad scat joke number two. You no talk now no more. You are a suck.
mis: Sorry, my bad. Please continue.
Sony: The PS3 controller also have egg of Sirry Putty and a Rubber Ducky built in.
mis: Are they meant to specially interact with a certain game, like the Samba De Amigo maracas or something?
Sony: No. They just fun. Rubber Ducky, it goes squeek!
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-------------------------------- Computer Specs ----------------------------------
Intel Pentium IV Prescott 3.0 HT → 4x 512MB DDR-DIMM → ASUS GF 6800 GT
Sound Blaster X-Fi → 2x Maxtor 80 GB (RAID 0)
Hitachi 19'' Monitor → Cambridge Soundworks Desktop Theater
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