I could translate it to brazilian portuguese, but it seems that caipirinha has already volunteered for the job.
I could translate it to Klingon, though. Are there any Klingons visiting this forum?
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'You're spying and betraying Switzerland to try and keep alive somebody with a hook and spinal fluid and no skull in an irreversible coma? And
I thought I was disturbed. You're making me totally reorient my idea of
disturbed, mister.'
- David Foster Wallace, "
Infinite Jest"