Ah come on, no cartoon beats out Captain Nintendo in terms of raw content. I pretended for months that my NES controller and zapper had special powers.
Ryos presses the start button on the NES pad attached to his belt. Haha, now none of you can move at all.
I wonder why armies don't invest in those zappers...as I recall, they were rather efficient in dispatching enemies.
Don't forget, King Hippo has to be one of the best (read: biggest moron) villains ever! Sure he got whooped all the time, but every fat tub of lard has his day, no?