I bet he threw all his yaoi manga at him, causing him to keel over at the shock of seeing bishounen kissing and caressing each other.
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"...And when I finally meet you again, I want to ask you - have you found what you were looking for? Because that's what I felt you were doing, all these years. And I want to hear you answer, "Yes, I have, thank you for asking," and we'll be together again, until the end of our days..."