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Old May 2nd, 2001   #4 (permalink)
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OI! Im Irish and don't forget it!!!

Only we are allowed to slag ourselves off!

There are 3 men Pady the irishman, Billy the Scotsman and George the Englishman. They are standing on top of a magic cliff. By jumping from this cliff and crying out there hearts desire they shall land in it. George goes first. He jumps and yells Money and lands in a sea of money. He gathers as much as he can and leaves.

Now Billy jumps, yells women and lands in a sea of beautiful women. He gathers as much as he can then leaves.

Now its pady's turn. he starts to run to the cliff but trips and falls over yelling...

" Holy ****TTTTTTTTTTTTTT!"

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