I'll assume you have No$GBA 2.6a, No$Zoomer 2.3.0.2 with Squall's english language pack and your preferred Pokemon ROM.
1) Put all No$GBA and No$Zoomer files and subfolders in the same folder.
2) Start No$Zoomer and navigate to the folder where your Pokemon ROM is and start it up.
3) If No$ shows kanji (japanese letters) or empty blocks, go to the fourth option from the left, then the third from the bottom; and set Squall's pack.
4) Go to No$GBA->Options->Emulation Setup and set
-a) 3D renderer to no$gba
-b) Startup/reentry point to Start cartridge directly
-c) NDS cartridge backup media to Auto
-d) Emulation speed to Realtime, Auto
-e) Sound Output Mode to Digital Mono or better
5) Click on No$GBA->Options->Save Options
6) Reset the game using the Numpad * button
7) Play and enjoy
After this first time, you only need to go through steps 2 and 7 to play.
Also, for your own good, let the 1337 and ***** speech be. It's just ridiculous.
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No$GBA Quick FAQ:
Q1: Savegame doesn't load.
A: Set correct save type. Look
here, divide by 8!
Q2: "Cannot Read Data" error
A: See above!
Q3: Snapshots?
A: Only work for GBA games.
Q4: NDS linking, NDS with GBA slot, Picto-Chat, trading, ...
A: Not yet available.
Q5: When do we get a new version?
A: We don't know. Martin won't tell.
Q6: Donation down?
A: Yes, and we can't do anything about it either.
Q7: Game stops without appearent cause.
A: Turn the Sound option on.
Q8: No$Zoomer fixes don't work.
A: They do only with 2.6a.