Well, it was because I... sold all of my last computers. If no processor comes in tomorrow, I'll have to get on with the PS3. :/ It's not that I'm not satisfied with my computers... it's just that I'm just so darned good at convincing people to buy...
And the only thing I have left now is... the graphics card. The motherboard, the CPU, the RAM sticks, the case... the bolts in the case, the fans in the case, the cables in the case... everything is sold.
Edit: And yeah, I'm sorry I couldn't sell anything to Phil. Maybe next time, buddy?