Impressive names.
Impressive prices.
Semi-impressive performances.
(they make you go "hmmm, niiiice" but not "well, that was definitely WORTH EVERY FRIKIN PENNY OF THOSE 1500 DOLLARS OH YEAH".)
Hopefully going from 9800 to 9900 will mean more than just a small increase, and will actually get more power coming than what they're doing right now.
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“Wall of Text” (Illusion, Bureaumancy)
Upon casting this spell the mage bathes a 10'x10' cube/lvl. area with mindless mutterings, ranting, copious formulaic backstory, or repeated iterations of “Romani ite Domus!”
Anyone in the area of effect must make a will save or suffer one of three effects: Confusion, Emotion of Hopelessness, or their head explodes. Blind targets are not affected. Dyslexic targets save at +3.
Counterspell: Erase
