because they are seriously obssessd with numbers. it would be cool to give the cards actual names like "NOOB Ultra" for an 8500 equivalent and "Pure Pwnage Total Bad*** Ati Slayer" for an 9800GX2 equivalent...
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A Mac is like an escort, you pay a ton and get nothing.
A PC is like a hooker, it's a lot cheaper and gives you what you're after.. and if unlucky some diseases as well, that's why you gotta use protection. -CC