*sigh* Reinstalled Vista, updated all drivers/software, installed Catalyst 8.1 no luck, 8.1 hotfix, no luck, the OpenGL driver version is the same in both of those and the leaked beta 6.14.10.7275. Made more screenshots and submitted another support ticket this time under 'Feature Request'.
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Core 2 Duo E4300 @ 2997mhz (333x9 @1.3250v) (66.5% Overclock, stock voltage), Arctic Cooling Freezer 7 Pro, 2gb PC6400 OCZ Special Ops (5-5-5-12 @ 2.1v) @ (4-4-4-10 @ 2.0v) @ 667mhz, Gigabyte GA-965P-DS3 rev 2.0 F13 BIOS, Coolermaster iGreen 430w PSU, Sapphire X1600 pro 256mb DDR2, Samsung SpinPoint 2504C SATA 2, Samsung SH-S183A DVDRW, Vista Ultimate x64 SP1